Keith Kogane The Ultimate Silly Goober

The Batcave has a “Do Not Talk To Me” couch. It’s sacred. It’s unspoken. It’s real.

okay so. picture this:

the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. it’s hideous. it’s like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.

and that is exactly why it became sacred.

because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesn’t even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.

next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if he’s okay and jason throws a batarang at them.

and thus it began.

Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:

You sit there? No one speaks to you.

You cry? No you didn’t.

You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? That’s sacred time.

If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.

Dick (sitting on the couch):

Damian: Grayson, are you—

Jason (from across the cave): HE’S ON THE COUCH.

Jason: I don’t make the rules.

Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.

Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. There’s a difference.

one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.

tim takes one look at him and goes: “i’m making tea.”

jason: “that’s acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.”

bonus:

once bruce sits on it.

and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.

tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters “oh shit.”

they all leave. immediately.

the couch is not ready for bruce.

extra bonus:

alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jason’s shoulder. that’s different. he’s allowed.

Fuck the gay science boys (give me more of them)

I hate them (I love them to death)

Lil fixit? Jayvik comic

I can draw only one type of clothing

modern AU hualian suggested by @xiielian c: I love the idea of artist hua cheng so much aah ;v;

Roy and Jason probably got a lot of chemicals on their blood because of the clone and Lazaru's pit thing, right? [Probably not but well.]

So I present to you

Roy's kiss being like a drug to Jason.

Roy kisses him and Jason cant get enough of it even if he tries. When they pull back [Roy pulls back] he needs at least 5 minutes to get back on his right mind and Roy fucking LOVES it

oo fun lol

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I am 15 years old.

I have no money.

I will not donate to anything.

Or promote any links.

Or say literally anything regarding the political and social situations in any fucking part of the world I don't care I'm here to post my shitty art

My ask box is for art requests.

Thank you

Goodbye

Online class is shit

Someone remind me to do this

Here is the official prompt list! Nice and early to give you all plenty of time to prepare! Look under the read-more to find the prompts in plain text

Spread the word so we can show our favorite Waning Moon Officer our appreciation!

Yin Yu Appreciation Week

⭐️ 2025 ⭐️

1. Sunday 6th/Day One: “Work”

•First Day|Day Off|Management

2. Monday 7th/Day Two: “Modern AU”

•Band|Roommates|Coffee Shop

3. Tuesday 8th/Day Three: “Hurt/Comfort”

•Injury|Soup|Panic-Attack

4. Wednesday 9th/Day Four: “Shipping”

•Experiment|Puppy|Hair-brushing

5. Thursday 10th/Day Five: “Angst”

•Lonely|Lying|Scars

6. Friday 11th/Day Six: “Cliche Tropes”

•Genderbend|Kids|One Bed

7. Saturday 12th/Day Seven: “Happy Endings”

•Holiday|Belonging|Friends

there was an achingly long moment after breaking into the facility and tracking down 258-a in which the two men simply stared. rimbaud at verlaine and verlaine at the experiment. there was an odd look in verlaine’s eyes, as he gazed at the dark-blueish black liquid in the cylinder. he seemed to watch silently, quietly, as if what floated inside truly was a child and not a product of research. rimbaud grew tense, at the threat of the workers who were but seconds from discovering the break-in, and the way verlaine felt miles away.

“paul,” rimbaud whispered, in an urgency he hoped was perceived. “we have to hurry, there’s only so much time.”

and verlaine listened, at least. he brought a hand up to the glass. he hesitated. then he let it break, let the liquid pour out and the child slump into his waiting arms. rimbaud told himself that the tender way verlaine held the prototype was purely extra caution, and not related to how the edges of the blue eyes softened. they began to run.

THIS IS THE MOST GORGEOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN 😍

Arcane art style study with Fyolai

Chaotic arcane commentary

Episode 9

This show is insane and I LOVE it