In my attempt to be funny and create decent art work, this blog has emerged
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Latest Posts by literally-raccoon-trash - Page 8
I just saw a spider crawling up my wall next to my bed. Well there goes my chance of any sleep...
Reasons Why You Should Never Live in the Countryside
No. 2
Spiders. Spiders everywhere. We found one the size of my palm in the dishwasher once. They sleep on your face.
Anon Hate IS Illegal.
Guys, I’m not kidding.
Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.
Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.
And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.
Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.
So.
Next time you get hit with anon hate?
Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.
Your online actions have real life consequences.
Make sure they learn that.
(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.
Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.
Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)
Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.
I'm posting this because I'm very patriotic and so is literally every other Welsh person ever.
GWALD
GWAAAAAAAALD
“Your scars don’t mean that you’re weak. They show that you’re stronger than whatever tried to kill you.”
-Sirius Black to Remus Lupin, at some point.
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.
No one should scroll past this
Help
I can't concentrate on my homework and I keep procrastinating.
I don't need to be reminded this early in the morning.
My friends: Daisy, don't you think you should start eating more healthily?
Me, pouring Skittles into my mouth along with a packet of Oreos: Nah
I'm having my injections today for polio, meningitis and various other things. I tried explaining to my sister that she would have to have them when she comes into secondary school but she wouldn't have it. I don't think she understands that meningitis is a lot worse than a slight prick in your arm.
"I can stay awake for just a bit longer!"
- Me at 3:00 knowing that my Maths Assessment is tomorrow
Reasons Why You Should Never Live in the Countryside
No. 2
Spiders. Spiders everywhere. We found one the size of my palm in the dishwasher once. They sleep on your face.
"You shouldn't be tired, you're a teenager!"
- Every adult forgetting that no sleep means no energy
Reasons Why You Should Never Live in the Countryside
No. 1
I currently have 2 bars of E and I can't use my Wi-Fi because it keeps dying on me.
My parents always tell me to stop eating so much chocolate and sleeping so much. They obviously don't understand the amount of energy talking to actual human beings takes.
Why is it that I am tired throughout the entire day, but I as soon as I get to bed, I can't sleep a wink and am completely awake?
You shouldn't regret anything
I regret nothing
My mum keeps telling me that I need to talk to people in order to make friends. I already have one. Is that not enough?
I have to say that one of my favourite things about the Tumblr app is the way I can drag the pen icon and create a magical caterpillar that I can drag across the screen.
Me: Okay I'm going to try to sleep well tonight.
Me at 3am eating crisps whilst looking at Dan and Phil fanart : Fuck
This website is ruining me already. I have school soon and all I've done is look at text posts.
Also dead inside
Reblog If You’re Lazy and Gay
So I've spotted that in order to be noticed on this website, you must have a certain amount of tags on each post. Let's try.
Question
Am I supposed to have a specific theme or subject this blog is about? Well since I don't know it's just going to be a jumble of things like my failures as a secondary school student and memes.
The original post was from @ravenclawtraash
Hufflepuff: Are you sure you’re up for an all-nighter? Last time we studied this long you got kind of weird.
Ravenclaw: Don’t worry, I’ll be fine, I promise.
[6 hours later]
Hufflpuff: [looks up from book] Well, I think that’s all I can handle for tonight. How about you, Ravenclaw? *looks around* Hello? Where did you go??
Ravenclaw: [from the shadows]
I'm glad I'm in Ravenclaw.
Professor: [yelling at a student in class] You could have seriously hurt someone! What were you thinking??
Gryffindor: [whispers to Ravenclaw] Someone is feeling crabby today...
Professor: [whips around to look at Gryffindor] Do you have something to add to this conversation? I would love to hear it! Or have you also decided to endanger students?
Gryffindor: No! I-- I just--
Ravenclaw: [quickly interjecting] Professor! I have a quick question. Did you change the color of the chalk today? I'm just asking because I feel like it's definitely made the directions much more legible, and fun!
Professor: [huge smile] I did! Why-- thank you, Ravenclaw. Okay everybody, time to get back to work.
Gryffindor: How did you do that??
Ravenclaw: I've been classically conditioning the professor all semester to like me by always smelling like their favorite flower. It's generalized to just liking me in general. It's totally unconscious.
Professor: [passes by] Ravenclaw, your work today is simply exemplary. Ten points to Ravenclaw.
Ravenclaw: Thanks, professor! [turns to Gryffindor] Science, bitch.
My seating position of sitting with my legs bent up on my desk and leaning back in my chair may not be practical but it's comfortable.