Whether Youve Played Tears Of The Kingdom/breath Of The Wild Or Not, PLEASE Help Me Out Here. In Fact

fun things to do in hyrule:

- pull the four sword from its pedestal

- kick the corpse underneath hyrule castle

- steal the spiritual stones and open the door of time and just leave it like that

- steal that funny heart-shaped mask from that creepy mask salesman and put it on

- dig underneath death mountain

- durability test: triforce pieces

- bottle a bunch of malice or gloom or whatever and start dumping it on the master sword

- enter a dungeon, get a small key, and just leave and never come back

- become a castle chef and sneak a secret stone into a royal meal

- explain the concept of a gun or a thermonuclear bomb to an ancient shiekah researcher

- challenge the hero to find a thousand stupid trinkets hidden across all of hyrule, but only actually hide like a hundred and watch him go insane

In my defense my fingies was cold and you are warm and good

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

folded!?!?!?!?!

Seahorse. Based on the original by John Montroll. Folded and modified by me

we need tumblr to make polls i wanna post this shit on here. this is all instagram is good for btw

Listen man THIS ONE? I will butcher it. I promise you I will. I couldn't dance if everyone's lives depended on it. Like I can try to research how to describe dancing but I have six left feet and no sense of sensuality. I have rhythm but none of it is actually useful. It doesn't translate from mind to body, much less so to words.

Three years from now when you've forgotten about even asking for it it's gonna pop up on a recommended page covered in dust and even then it'll just be this

I promise a whole-hearted attempt but it's definitely gonna be a hot minute for me to figure it out.

Thank you so much for your ask/request, Little Bat 🦇🥰

yes i know i'm in the new hbomb video and i was plagiarized by james somerton. if you want to read the article i wrote that he plagiarized, here it is:

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Everyone Loves Attack on Titan. So Why Does Everyone Hate Attack on Titan?

As fans are saying goodbye to the series, they're also revisiting some uncomfortable, and unresolved conversations about what the story is a

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?