- pull the four sword from its pedestal
- kick the corpse underneath hyrule castle
- steal the spiritual stones and open the door of time and just leave it like that
- steal that funny heart-shaped mask from that creepy mask salesman and put it on
- dig underneath death mountain
- durability test: triforce pieces
- bottle a bunch of malice or gloom or whatever and start dumping it on the master sword
- enter a dungeon, get a small key, and just leave and never come back
- become a castle chef and sneak a secret stone into a royal meal
- explain the concept of a gun or a thermonuclear bomb to an ancient shiekah researcher
- challenge the hero to find a thousand stupid trinkets hidden across all of hyrule, but only actually hide like a hundred and watch him go insane
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
My hometown wikipedia page does not have a notable people section, it has a SEPARATE PAGE of notable people. But theyre pretty big i would say unquestionably famous
ROUND TWO OF LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST ✨
Working on flora/cappish, my conlang for my gfs homebrew dnd mushroom race, at like 1 AM and I got so lost in the sauce of verb conjugation that I forgot my sentence order
Connections is wrong about something today. For linguistics reasons. Since Twitter doesn’t exist anymore, I’m trusting you to reboot this enough that the NY Times will pay attention to it.
Go!
you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture
as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?