Han Dynasty Scholar Wang Chong Gives An Argument Against The Existence Of Ghosts

Coraline, but I did not process it as a horror at all

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

the bog gave me a vision

In general I believe in the supernatural but I still approach things with a healthy degree of skepticism. However if you tell me you saw something paranormal at sea I will 100% believe you no matter what. If someone tells me they saw ghosts on land I would need some proof before I’m onboard but if someone tells me they saw ghosts in the ocean I’d be like yeah man we all do

In my defense my fingies was cold and you are warm and good

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

not to be happy online but I love the world so much

Elden Beast appearance is depending on the ending

Aight gonna out myself but why the fuck doesn't wotc have any easy way to order magic cards from Canada? every official retailer on their site either doesn't go to Canada or has the most limited bs options that cost so much more than they should accounting for exchange rates. There's one store near where I live but I don't have a car and I hate trying to deal with game store dudes I'm just miserable :(

This cranefly won’t leave my car I opened the door and waited but it can’t find the open door this is like a romance where the love interest (me) thinks the crane fly (protagonist) would have a better life if it found someone else maybe someone who was a crane fly and not me (human girl) and also stayed where it lives instead of living in my car (not a good habitat for crane flies). and so i sit heart slowly breaking with my open door the night air and the glow of the emergency car light and the buzzing of the psychologically tormented and long suffering crane fly. like if the bee movie was an A24

we need tumblr to make polls i wanna post this shit on here. this is all instagram is good for btw