Why The Hell Would I Smoke Weed When I Can Get Double Whammied By Disassociation And Extreme Brain Fog

me when i lie

dracula is defeated by 1) autism, 2) true love, and 3) incredible violence, and the fact that this isn’t the mainstream understanding of dracula in pop culture is a fucking travesty

TUA really knocked it out of the park. Not like in terms of making a good season in any sense of the word, but by creating such a prime example of why shows and characters don't all need romance.

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Canary. I have so many emotions about that it’s a FUCKING canary.

they are giving us. A fucking canary. You know, the warning sign for miners to get out as fast as possible when it dies. To not go deeper. To not keep going. In episode ONE (1). It goes into the magnus institute.And it dies.

“Canaries should stay above ground”

Something something anglerfish luring us in, something something canary dying, telling us to GET THE HELL OUT.

—except that.

It’s also a RED Canary. You know what that reminds me of? A red herring.

How Wade actually convinced Logan to help him:

Inspired by that one PT Barnum Deadpool variant :)

Today’s conundrum: do I, an ace dyke, prefer mlm media because it lets me distance myself, or am I just trans?

ive seen gay sex straighter then whatever was going on in that fucking honda odyssey