Happy The Magnus Protocol Eve Make Sure To Leave Out Milk And Cookies For The Horrors

god i am always the FIRST to rally against the failures of just fighting for tolerance from straight cis ppl, but also we haven't even fucking reached tolerance yet.

we still need "We're Queer We're Here Get Used To It", because i don't know about you guys, but from what I'm seeing, they aren't fucking used to it.

we need that old school "we're your hairdressers, your teachers, your neighbors, your siblings, your friends" energy back ASAP. quietly queer isn't cutting it for me anymore. in your face dykes fag queer trans forever until i'm fucking dead.

OOOH the way Martin's voice gradually goes from robotic to the dramatic statement reading voice we all know and love

i think we can say Needles is the first official avatar of the whore

i mean who wouldnt want to get needled in a dark alleyway with this guy

THE TMA THEME IN THE BACK OF THE INSTITUTE SPELUNKING STATEMENT AAAAAA

care about my oc's boy!

modern JFJ gets scurvy from doing too many fad diets #changemymind

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

The Tortured Poet Department? You mean Martin K Blackwood’s apartment?

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