Did You Eat? (I Love You) I Bought The Bread You Like (I Love You) I Noticed You Were Upset So I Brought

So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:

1) Binary files are 1s and 0s

2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches

You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…

You can knit Doom.

However, after crunching some more numbers:

The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…

3322 square feet

Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.

not me walking into Oxfam for some fun secondhand clothes and leaving with a screaming vase, a bearskin rug, a chandelier, a massive gramophone, a rocking horse, a leaky grandfather clock, a defaced encyclopedia, several abstract paintings, two soiled crinoline dresses, a chaise longue filled with sand, a taxidermied vulture, a rusty printing press, used medical equipment, some sort of leather kite, a curved brass telescope, a wheelbarrow full of shifting fossils, an armful of swords, a few lengths of rope, a bathtub full of moldy food, a stack of old dental retainers, a brace of half-butchered pheasants, a jar of pickled hands, a diving suit full of sawdust, a broken picnic hamper, a bloodstained china set, a jar of imperial coins, and a gun.

bisexual worsties

Am I doing the meme right. Best I can do is season one magnus archives memes

i'm sick and watching house and tf is wilson so pretty n gay for?

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oh dear god they just magnused that poor man's archives

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🍄favorite song?

how could i ever pit them against each other??

....it's Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim