The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
๐ท๏ธ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies youโll never believe what I just found
1,937,328 notes
๐ jonathan-sims Follow
HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
2 notes
๐ซ poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSSโS OFFICE??
๐ jonathan-sims Follow
LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
176 notes
๐ชฑ residentwormgirl Follow
I think thereโs a waspโs nest in my attic. Iโm gonna go check it out.
๐ชฑ residentwormgirl Follow
Do you hear that
๐ชฑ residentwormgirl Follow
This is kind of a bop actually
โ๏ธ ihavenohotcocoa Follow
op? op are you ok
2,332 notes
๐ญ reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! ๐
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
haha what.
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
can you repeat that op
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
op?
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
op can you repeat that
57 notes
๐๏ธ bouchard-elias Follow
I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
๐ bookluvr Follow
Hi
๐๏ธ bouchard-elias Follow
hey sorry for this but you wouldnโt happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
80 notes
๐คก notmyvoicebox Follow
does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
๐ funhousemirrorman Follow
why do you need skin
๐คก notmyvoicebox Follow
wouldnโt you like to know, door boy
101 notes
๐บ detective-daisy Follow
is there wifi down here
โฐ๏ธ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow
no
๐บ detective-daisy Follow
HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
๐ jonathan-sims Follow
I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
๐บ detective-daisy Follow
Oh. You.
๐ jonathan-sims Follow
What. What does that mean
142 notes
๐ reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
I can sense a promotion coming soon Iโm so excited !!!
๐ reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
are you SERIOUS
๐ถ timtimothy Follow
Iโm going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
162 notes
๐ค averagescarehater Follow
WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
๐ jonathan-sims Follow
my bad
200 notes
I lied to you, we won't have sex. put your clothes back on, we will watch Hannibal and I will explain why hannigram is canon.
this has probably been done already but i had a vision so
Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
epic predictions for magnus protocol tomorrow
sweethearts in photo booths (1920s-1960s)
Fuck it. Gonna make one of these type of posts- I guess. So if this gets 10k notes, I will finally call up a doctor to get my periods stopped and try to set up a consultation with a doctor to get HRT
ive seen gay sex straighter then whatever was going on in that fucking honda odyssey