Littlelyze - Littlelyze

I spent the past three days learning how to draw wolverine just so I could doodle this.

Original under the cut

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

you may think it took the terror fandom a lot of effort and dedication to become the #1 producer of erectile dysfunction fics but let me tell u. it wasn't hard

evil suggestion: youtube should invent new buttons for us to push. being told on every video to comment, subscribe, smash that like button, and dont forget to hit that bell isn't enough. i need to fling the doodle. i need to honk the bobo. i need to smeep the smorp. and so much more. and i need it to be reminded to do each and every one of these actions in each and every video i watch.

he's stewing in thought

THE TERROR x THE THING (1982) Inspired by @devilsmamba's art

modern JFJ gets scurvy from doing too many fad diets #changemymind

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

sam “oh the magnus institute? such a blast from the past” khalid BETTER fucking soon deliver on that. what was that mister. what horrors are in your past. which leitner volume traumatized you.