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Jigen`s  “misogyny” explained

So… yes we’re all aware that Jigen has shit luck with women, and we are all aware of the “Play Bohz” screencap from Part One… as well as stuff from over the years (particularly part 5) poking fun at the fact that Lupin and Jigen are always together, calling them lovers (at least in the japanese sub translations).

Iv seen lupin fans confused on why Jigen is a self proclaimed misogynist even if he never really acts that way,  

I did a bit of research a found something pretty interesting. In Japan, there is this trope that the Japanese men who are very macho and performatively manly, are actually gay. You see this in Persona 4 with Kanji, historically with honorable Japanese samurai, and an important example in Japanese Kabuki, with a term called 女嫌い (onnagirai) or “women-hater”.

In Kabuki practice, onnagirai is a term used to identify mlm men. And if you recall, Lupin iii has a bountiful selection where Kabuki is featured, but I’m going to narrow in on part 2’s episode 56 “Kooky Kabuki part 2” (There are two Kooky Kabuki episodes, because they decided to split it into two parts. And make sure to watch the sub if you’re so inclined, because with most Japanese media, the dub changes the wording and the refence is lost.)

Onnagirai by itself doesn’t necessarily imply homosexual-especially when within a comedic anime-and it’s usage in the anime can be chalked up to Jigen’s unbelievably poor luck with women. But, in the context of a kabuki showing, it exclusively means that he is homosexual.

TLDR: Jigen: gay gay homosexual gay 

What your personal headcanons for percy platoon?👀

Would love to hear your headcanons~

Thank you so much for answering I looooove recieving questions !!

These headcannons are for the Percy Platoon so :

• Percival

• Nasiens

• Anne

• Donny

• Lancelot, honorary member

▪︎ Percival cooks for the Platoon every day just like his grandpa did for him . Seeing his friends faces light up when they try his food makes his day .

▪︎ Anne loves tending to Donny's hair . Whenever it gets to long or too tangled for Donny to handle, Anne will huff, grab his hand and pull him to sit down so that she can take care of his hair . Sometimes she combs it or trims it or pulls it into cute hairstyles . Donny complains and groans loudly when his hair ends up being covered in little bows and ribbons but deep down he still appreciates it .

▪︎ The Platoon goes on daily jogs or do little exercices to help Nasiens build up his stamina .

▪︎ Sometimes Percival gets nightmares about his grandpa's death and wakes up in sweat and tears . Despite being sleepy, the Platoon always rushes to his side to comfort him . Donny throws his arm around Percy's. Anne uses her hands to wipe the tears tracks of his cheeks and push his hair out of his face, Nasiens squeezes his hands until they stop shaking and Lancelot curls up to Percy's side in his fox form. Even after Percy eventually falls asleep they still stay close to him, looking out for him .

▪︎ Everyone carries Lancelot around in his fox form . Donny keep him on his shoulder, Anne carries him under his armpits, Nasiens cradles him like a baby ( he only does this when Lance is asleep tho, cause he would never let him do that if he was awake ) and Percy hugs him to his chest .

Fuck these are really short, I wish I could continue but I'm really tired lol,I'll do a part two .

Thanks @mertylmylove for this I looooove answering questions like these !!

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Absurdly Inaccurate Black Clover Incidents part 1 (?)

Okay. I watched Lupin Zero a while back and I’m losing my goddamn MIND over the metaphor of Lupin, a thief, stealing Jigen’s heart. It has been MONTHS and it plagues my mind still. I’m practically tearing my hair out.

Like… Imagine you are a boy. A lonely boy, a boy who’s been hurt his entire life, a boy who was given a gun at the age of five and taught to kill mercilessly without hesitation. You’re constantly told you’re not good enough, that nobody will ever want you for you, that you’ll only ever be a weapon; you’re worth nothing more than that, nothing less. The more skill you have, the more value you hold; if you do a job well you’ll be worth something, if you fail you’ll probably get beat or tossed out, considered less than dirt by your own shitty father. You’re not a boy, not really. You’re a gun, and the minute you miss a shot you’re worthless. You learn that no, you can’t be a kid—being a kid is not for you. You don’t have time for stupid birthday parties or immature little kid games when you’re too busy fighting in war zones or getting shot at in Cambodia. You teach yourself not to feel; remorse and regret are pointless when you’re a hitman, and so is love—you never have childhood crushes or fancy any of the pretty girls at your school. You think it’s stupid. You’ve never been interested in girls anyway, and your father once threatened to shoot you if you ever tried the alternative, so you lock your heart away, stuff it into a box and cram it into a safe and set fifty different code-combination locks and wrap chains around it so that you can’t feel.

And then one day, some skinny rich kid with sticky fingers shows up, and just won’t leave you alone. Okay, you think to yourself. No biggie. He’s just some spoiled brat with too much time on his hands who doesn’t know what he’s getting into. But then this kid starts treating you like you’re worth something, like you’re some sort of treasure he values, something he wants to chase; and not for your quick draw, either. This monkey-faced little brat seems to only want to know more about you, and play stupid kid games with you. He’s annoying, but the trouble he gets into is fun enough, even if you always end up having to bail him out. You find out that this kid is a thrill-seeker, and much to your surprise, he considers you thrilling. You’ve never had friends before, but this feels like something else. The way he looks at you makes your stomach fuzzy with a feeling you’re not entirely sure what to think of, and no matter how many times you walk away you always find yourself drawn to him. You’re reminded of what your father threatened to do at that, so you tuck that feeling away with all the others.

But then, this bastard “friend” of yours does something you never expected; he chips away at the walls you’ve built, carefully picks the locks holding chains around your heart with nimble, practiced fingers. He pries at that safe of yours like it’s fun, like it’s some sort of challenge for him (he likes challenges, you’ve come to find) and finds out those combinations of yours with thieving expertise. And then, as if none of your past matters, as if all those thousands of walls of defence you built and security lasers you set and safety precautions you took are absolutely nothing to him, he reaches forward and places a skinny hand over your chest and takes what he wants, like he’s always done. He holds you in the palm of his hand like you’re something precious, a valued piece of artwork in a renowned museum that he’s taken the liberty of nabbing, and you let him. You let him steal you like some pretty piece of jewelry. You let him pull you from the shitty life you live with that shitty dad of yours and steal you away, even though you’re scared out of your mind of intimacy. You’re alone in the dark of that cramped little safe that you’ve locked yourself away in your entire life, and he picks the lock with a bobby pin and reaches for you and grabs your hand; and then suddenly, you’re not so alone anymore. Suddenly you’re more than a gun, you’re Jigen Daisuke, and Lupin the Third wants you like he would a priceless ruby on display in the hall of a rich man’s mansion.

DO YOU SEE MY VISION, PEOPLE??!? DO YOU SEE IT!!?!1!?

Headcanon where after the events of Skybound, Jay became a MENACE on the battlefield.

Jay’s fighting style changed to downright dirty from Scrap-N-Tap (think Spinjitzu —> street fighting), and the other ninjas didn’t really notice until he throat punched Kai instinctually during a sparring match.

Idk why I headcanon Terasaka Ryouma to be like an immigrant or Nikkei

Because japanese citizenship is tied to blood relation so if his parents were diaspora he could’ve been raised elsewhere but still gotten citizenship pretty easily. Like he lived in Brazil or Peru (both have high Japanese & Okinawan populations) during his early childhood which is an interesting reason behind his grades being so shitty (aside from terrible teachers and not being really smart) Being bilingual can be a huge disadvantage in school especially if there’s low support (which I don’t doubt there was)

Plus idk I think it’s more interesting if he’s a language learner than just oh he’s a punk and also kinda stupid because it represents another way in which schools and teachers can fail their students.

Not to say that Terasaka isn’t a punk and kinda stupid. He is a punk and kinda stupid. I’d just also like to add that he speaks Portuguese or Spanish because I’m always looking for that Latine Asian validation

Something’s wrong with them.

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can he handle the spice tho

the fact that bug noire told adrien that she was mortally wounded and that gabriel used the wish to save her ............. omg ..... absolutely horrific thing for adrien chat noir agreste to hear. i dont think she has any idea how much that was the worst possible thing to tell adrien because she doesn't know he's CHAT NOIR!!!!

hello, chat noir, my dear partner that already has issues with self sacrificial tendencies. did you know that the one time you weren't around, i nearly died. i needed you to protect me and you weren't there. your father, on the other hand, is a hero for dying to save me. i sure hope you don't internalize any of this.