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I'm starting to remember the Xornoth situation....
Hello, Miss Shadowlady. Do you like your EYES? :) - Cain (@eyesremain)
Oh, Hello..? I do indeed like my eyes, thank you. It's...nice to meet you, Cain. [She is not attempting to be rude, she's simply put off by the ominous feeling from the letter.]
@bigbs-mailbox I think we have to nametag you
Creaking in decked out 3 is BACK ON
It can be funny AND mean, Scott.
We both know those men would rather die then admit being gay in the slightest. They'd probably say faggot.
Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.
Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox
uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time
And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.
Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing
It's true..... Llamas are officially animals of the sea, haven't you heard?
I dare you to ask @joels-mailbox to fight you with insults. Whoever wins gets to make the other person do a deed for them.
- st4r
ur a bitch @joels-mailbox
True, true. But still, it's a bit mean. Even if it's funny.
Of course, anytime.
Now Scott, what did we say about the rumors. Do you need another timeout in the straight white male football club.
Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.
Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox
uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time
And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.
Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing
WHAT
that was the best part
jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.
Ask Jimmy, not me! It was pretty boring without you, asides from Jimmy crying. That was really funny.
jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.
he also cried
a lot
jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.
Oh-
GURLS NIGHT PLUS ONE!!!!!
at the pale garden!
@gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy
pain is temporary swag is forever.
GURLS NIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!!
at the pale garden!
@gtwscars-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy
[The letter has two flowers inside of it, both of the same kind. They've got a soft white color to the petals, and the insides are colored a deep yet slightly pale red.] It's alright, it's not like it's your fault! It was someone I know, but it's been...mostly resolved now.
Interesting! I'm honestly picturing them to look something like white Russian petunias, though with different colors. I'll send some over so you can see what they're like!
[There are a line of multiple flowers drawn, almost as a section divider. They've all been colored in the middle, similar to the flowers sent.]
Of course! Maybe you could come over and say hi yourself at some point, if you'd like to of course. You're always welcome within the Ocean Empire!
That's good! It's always nice to go for a swim, even if it's just a quick dip. I agree about being careful about opening your eyes underwater. If the water isn't clean, it could be dangerous. I believe I'm able to due to being an axolotl, though it's obviously different for you. No fish? That's interesting. Perhaps I'll send you one someday, if I can find a proper way to do so. Either way, I'm glad you had fun!
[There are four fishes at the bottom of the page, each labeled fish 1-4 respectfully. It seems she's given fish number one and two some friends.]
Oceans blessings, Lizzie
[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]
hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?
i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?
[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]
it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)
sincerely,
some guy.
@sincerely-some-guy
[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie
*A package appears in your mailbox, with a letter attached!*
Hey Lizzie! Made you some cookies. They’re shaped like sea creatures and fish and stuff, ‘cause I know you love those things.
Hope you’re well!
-<-❀ BigB
Aww, thank you BigB! These are adorable, I almost feel bad for eating them! Thank you so much, they look so cute, and taste even better!
you smell like a fish. You wanna be friends? I’m a farmer from Stardew Valley. I’m visiting for fun. This place is surprisingly weird, I stared at a tall thing with purple eyes and it screamed at me. Oh my name! Uh well my name is Juice, I own that name. May I have your name?
- @farmer-juice (she’s a fae btw. She’s just really bad at tricking people)
I do? I guess that makes sense, being an axolotl and an Ocean Queen...
I've never heard of such a place! I used to know a farmer, you kind of remind me of her. I hope you've had fun on your visit so far! That would have been an Enderman. Yeah, they don't really do well with eye contact... Juice, what an interesting name! I'm Elizabeth, though please just call me Lizzie. I'd love to be friends!
I might be gone for longer than I initially expected because some health issues have popped up once again. I'm fine, and it should be over soon, but I might be in and out of the hospital a bit and I just don't have the time to properly manage this account right now on top of that. I'll try to get through as many asks and stuff today, so feel free to send stuff, but I won't be active much for maybe a few weeks. I apologize for being IA for so long, I'll try to hop in every once in a while!! Love you all and hope you guys stay safe and happy <3 -Luanne
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
ZombieCleo has been EATEN by Bdoubleo100
superhero au where mumbo jumbo is his superhero name
grian nearly calls him mumbo when introducing him to someone because he knew him as a hero before he knew him as a civilian. catches himself and ends up saying "This is my best friend Mum— Oli" and they just get the weirdest looks because did he just call this 6 foot 5 guy with a moustache Mum?
That was right before I called you a damaged egg, I think- 😭😭
Seablings save me
Og image :p
Hello and welcome!!! It's been so long since I've last seen you, glad we can talk again!! I missed you, Cleo.
Hi guys! I'm ZombieCleo or just Cleo! I would love to meet some people so feel free to reach out!
Affiliated blogs: @lizzies-mailbox @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @gems-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox [Cleo's mod, Ari, speaking. I'm not the real ZombieCleo nor claim to be. I just rp. I go by She/he/they/star and very much love hermitcraft!]
thats right!!!! @jimmys-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox
i ran out of space
:(
HELLO?????? YES PLEASE????
IM GOING TO EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IN 12 DAYS WE NEED TO SIGN 200 PETITIONS TO GET HIM
HELP LMAO @jimmys-mailbox @joels-mailbox
whats up losers im smallishbeans and today im gonna be killling myself infront of jimmy solidarity to forever change the trajectory of his life. hopefully for the better, but we'll see!
Hello, Miss Shadowlady. Do you like your EYES? :) - Cain (@eyesremain)
Oh, Hello..? I do indeed like my eyes, thank you. It's...nice to meet you, Cain. [She is not attempting to be rude, she's simply put off by the ominous feeling from the letter.]