[Non official RP blog]Pfp by the wonderful @ApplestrudaHeader by the amazing @alien-with-paws
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I'm glad! I've also missed talking, glad we can now! :J I'm doing nicely, thank you! Recently came over to Hermitcraft to visit Jimmy, so I might hop over sometime!
Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]
lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?
[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]
[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?
[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]
Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.
- @pearls-mailbox
[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox
[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]
Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.
- @pearls-mailbox
[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox
@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox
had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.
oOoOoOh you need another potatoOoOoO this is hypnosisssss
Scar and cat Mumbo?? More likely then you’d think
AWWW @pearls-mailbox @joels-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @grians-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @itlw-mailbox
grian got a bit scuffed 🥲
But you could have another potato. A tasty potato.
Scar and cat Mumbo?? More likely then you’d think
I'll give you a potato.
Scar and cat Mumbo?? More likely then you’d think
@mumbos-mailbox YOU HAVE TO MEOW NOW
Scar and cat Mumbo?? More likely then you’d think
Alright, I understand! Lets hope that I don't- I mean the chickens don't- get hurt! Why do I get the feeling I just made a mistake with that? :')
Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox
...you want what?
I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...
I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.
Yep! It's for....some chickens. I don't exactly get many diamonds out here in the ocean, so I'll choose the favor!
Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox
...you want what?
I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...
I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.
:D
if tumblr would kindly cooperate i have a boxer lizzie to share. last time i made a boxer liz ppl were surprised when i said lizzie can throw axes irl so here's your friendly psa
Maybe go for a swim to cool off? Hope it gets better soon!
man, my ears feel hot.
hotter than normal anyway.
It did, you can even ask Scar!! You just forgot. Because of the brain damage.
couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3
based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao
See? You don't remember.
couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3
based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao
soooo cool am i right scar Alright alright, I believe it! [BAD BOYS ARE INDEED FIRE I still cosplay as grian]
BAM! BAMPIRES for my au. I'm making my own au "Cruel cruel world" ccwau for short. Honestly, I'm treating it more like dress to impress. The outfits are not definete, what fun would that be
I think you all need to take better care of your waters. and a certain someone needs to MAKE one
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
Yes, it is. Sadly the squeezing and eye popping led to severe brain damage and caused you to completely forget about this ever happening.
couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3
based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao
this is peak entertainment.
I bet if you made t a competition you could get Joel to kiss you
I’ve heard Jimmy say he’s bad at kissing, but Jimmy was also very clearly lying about it
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@joels-mailbox first to kiss me gets a kiss alright bet
(NOT AFTER THIS!)
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
(MLP themesong starts playing)
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
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i am not answering that
the tapeworm told me to
the tapeworm inside of me just buried itself deeper into me because i didnt drink the isopropyl alcohol
Yeah you have a point. Thank goodness, I would've cried. (They grow up so fast...)
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
That sounds like an actual dream that I'm willing to help with
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
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i am not answering that
Aw man. I honestly won't even try to argue because there's more than enough evidence against me. WHAT? No, where did you get that from??? All I did was ask if you felt like a little gay boy, not if you were having sex?! were you though
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
I can neither deny nor confirm my role in the selection of the victim.
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
Redstone honestly scares me?- I prefer to stick to building cozy cottages and prismarine palaces, thank you very much. Yeah, I can't really think of any flower related redstone projects. Maybe Tango knows of some.
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
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i am not answering that
Oh really? Just me then? Ahaha, nothing! Just wrote without thinking a bit. That's close enough! How do you feel now? Motivated? Joyful? Full of homosexual tendencies?
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
@joels-mailbox this could be us
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor