Latest Posts by lizzies-mailbox - Page 7

Eh, those are just details. I'd say it counts as teaming up! I swear he must accidentally snort the stuff sometimes! I don't understand redstoners and their patience for that stuff. It's like getting sand in your stuff, but worse.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

Of course! I'd be flattered, thank you ^^

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Oh- Is that a...pass time of yours? I guess you are able to say it, so I won't comment.

No no no, you aren't doing it right! Here, let me try. "You are a pretty boy. You are gay. You are good with flowers. You don't have any marine life."

How's that?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

I pretty much just stayed away from water as much as I could- The random feeling of redstone dust in places it really shouldn't be was interesting though. That could've been interesting! Maybe next season I'll do that.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

the tapeworm inside of me just buried itself deeper into me because i didnt drink the isopropyl alcohol

Alright alright as long as you're okay! I'll try to send some in the mail soon!

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

That's a big chunk of stuff scratched out! Is everything all right? Or..I guess mostly right? It's a bit tricky for everything to be all right. Anyways. It helps my confidence a lot! Every morning i stand in front of the mirror and chant "You are taller than Joel. Gay guys call you pretty. You are loved. You are bisexual."

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

You have a point, he does remind me of a...wet cat, almost. I think being a sea goddess might just protect me, possibly!

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

I care a bit too much about Jimmy for that, regardless of the biting. Oh..! Do...Do you need a hug? Maybe a warm blanket and some hot chocolate?

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Oh yeah, I forgot about that! I use that as my daily motivational quote. It's every quote. They're all the same quote.

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

Don't you drown if your snail drowns? Eh, I should be fine... Thank you, I am very pretty and I do deserve better flutters my eyelashes :J

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

[i was about to go back and remove all my posts from maintags but then i got a notif saying I've made 100 posts and I just might cry.]

Well I can't exactly disown Jimmy, he's my brother! also yes he bit me a lot as kids and still does sometimes I don't think I've ever been bitten by Pearl or Tilly, but it sounds painful. Are you alright now?

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Yeah, I think I get what you mean. I never did much interior, aside from my axolotl sanctuary. But it is rather nice to be able to call Joel short.

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

It's more so Jimmy and I that I'd be worried about...he's been threatening to send the snails after us recently. Honestly go ahead, if he can't recognize true pretty boys then what is he even good for

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

I didn't think it was going to be quite this bad... :') I'm glad for that! You Don't Understand They Bit Me they bit me so much......

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

What can I say, other than "Just Keep Swimming?" I heard that from a very wise fish once. I think. It's rather tragic how you don't tend to get along with the fish, but I'd say we are good friends, no? But regardless, it's because of the height. I get to be a ten foot ancient sea goddess. Who doesn't wanna be ten foot?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

of course. naturally.

I wouldn't let Grian see this though...

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

No-

NO OCEAN?!

How do you have a safe and healthy home for all the fish?! The pufferfish?! The tropical fish?! The turtles?! The dolphins?! THE AXOLOTLS???!?!?! Don't tell me......

DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY MARINE LIFE?!?!?!?!?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

Shhh, can't have Jimmy hearing! (He's saying stop in the way he does. You know the way. "stoooopppaaa.")

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

why do you guys all use the main hermitcraft tag? /gen it’s genuinely infuriating having to block so many people, why haven’t you created an askblog tag like every other rp askblog out there? /genq

[Whoops sorry, didn't realize it was a bother!! I'm pretty new to this so I've just been tagging the same as the others have, but I'll go ahead and stop maintagging. Thanks for letting me know!]

Looks aren't everything, but I suppose it is better to be safe. Interesting..? I wonder why...

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

@jimmys-mailbox I can confirm that this happens when he's squeezed

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

@tangos-mailbox Is this accurate

For the life of me I can’t figure out what the echoing clapping (??) noise is in the decked out 2 dungeon and all that’s coming to mind is “hrnggg Tango, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ravengers” and I just don’t think that’s quite it

Who knows, they might be really nice!

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

[She smiles at the now-familiar red seal on the envelope, once again opening it and scanning the letter, her eyes softening as she read.] I do apologize for the slight delay - There were some issues with my mail system that have now been fixed. Is it really the only kind? I guess I'll have to send you something in the mail sometime. I'll grab a flower next time I'm out on land. They sound like they're rather pretty at night, however! I wonder, is it more so a vibrant and happy orange, or a deep and reserved orange? [She's doodled a flower of her own, her best attempt at replicating the drawn flower from the previous letter.] It certainly is! They're almost more like friends to me. I gossip to them much more than they do anything guard-like, but I guess it's good that nothing's happening to make them have to. The ocean really does become lots of different colors throughout the day- sometimes it's clear enough to see all the coral and fish below! We're more similar than I originally thought, it seems. It's nice to be talking to others, it's made me quite happy. That sounds like a plan! Just be sure to take it slowly and don't get too confident, water can be quite scary under the right circumstances. [She draws a dolphin at the end, a label with a smiley face pointing to it.]

[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]

hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?

i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?

[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]

it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie

[I'VE BEEN GIGGLING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES 😭 -lou]

when you're having "fun" in bed, who do you prefer doing it with, Jimmy or Lizzie??

What? Jimmy and I haven’t- the answer would be Lizzie either way but-

Joel’s face flushes heavily

I haven’t ’had fun’ with Jimmy. So Lizzie. Now leave

Lizzie joel committed a microaggression against me: (

(OOC: I am choosing to not give Lizzie anymore context for this but if the blog runner wants to know the context it should be on the joel account with the chain starting with me asking if Joel was polyam)

Oh no, not again! What'd he do this time? I could have a talk with him if you'd like :(

[Thanks for letting me know!!!]