Localhumanwreckage - Aesthetic Trash

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This gets me every time

Adorable murder weapon

The weirdest part about getting older is liking oatmeal raisin cookies.

I don’t know if I should feel bad for laughing at this or...

Who made this

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

The trope that the alt scene hates Christianity is such bullshit. Twenty One Pilots. Black Sabbath. Skillet. We don’t have a problem with any of them. Nor do most of us have a problem with people outside of the alt scene who are Christian. Taylor Swift. Dolly Parton. Lady Gaga. Most of us love them. We don’t have a problem with Christianity. We have a problem with people manipulating and guilt tripping non-Christians. It’s pretty simple actually. Just don’t be a dick about it and no one will have a problem with you.

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

This year I had a Spanish teacher named Ms. McConnel, which was really difficult for me because for the first couple weeks I kept accidentally calling her Ms. McGonagall.

Teacher: I’ll do my best to work with students who have any sort of health issues.

Me: *misses one day due to my health issues*

Teacher: Well you were absent so it’s your responsibility to figure everything out.