Draparnaud's Glass Snail Absolutely Mystical Yet Common In The UK

Thinking of becoming a hermit in a cave again #hermit #suicidalhermitlifestyle

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

you're asking the traumatised frog scientist if she can get us out of the wilderness we've been struggling to survive in for months. I'm asking her if mulder and scully from the x files get together. we are not the same.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

so soft it hurts

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

by thieu_riemen

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you