localnirvanalistener

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the south is crazy because so many places will be closed on sundays and you forget why. then you remember. Jesus

progress decorating my office space

why are people getting so mad about evil teenage girls in the evil teenage girls show

both of me

i am little skunk my smell not perfume but i can hang and be like funk

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

Wildflowers on Mt Rainier

you're asking the traumatised frog scientist if she can get us out of the wilderness we've been struggling to survive in for months. I'm asking her if mulder and scully from the x files get together. we are not the same.

Stag beetles are so cool. They're like butch women

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

It’s not lost on me that the “softer” characters - Nat, Travis and Van, the ones who wanted to leave, the ones who couldn’t handle the idea of another winter in the wilderness were the ones who couldn’t adjust to life back home. None of them held down a traditional job, had a serious relationship or started a family. All three died because of their softness. Whereas the “darker” characters got better at compartmentalizing, seeming more put together because they were able to emulate a normal life. Shauna and Tai both got married became mothers. Tai had a very successful career. Misty is still the only one holding down a job. As for Melissa? I think she might be the best performer of them all and that might make her the most dangerous

“And hunting each other. And all of those thrilling, terrible things.”

“We were having so much fun out there. That’s the terrible truth we left behind.”

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

Angela Lane

“Phenomenon #25 (double binary rainbow)” (2019)

constantly thinking this

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

embarrassment has good bones

they are serving jesusjudas realness

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

she's the most doomed character of all time but she's so funny about it

i finally realized why i always got lesbian on those weird buzzfeed "am i gay" quizzes

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

Draparnaud's Glass Snail absolutely mystical yet common in the UK