I Forgot How Funny The Sam/cas Meeting Is... Sam Is Like “oh My God Mister Angel Sir It’s An Honor”

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

the king in yellow sending arthur back to earth call that hastur la vista baby

“Yeah, murder for hire is surprisingly affordable,” says Neil.

Kevin stares at him.

“I get a discount,” Neil justifies.

do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)

the foxhole court is just neil and andrew discovering that they match each others freak and then fighting the mafia over the right to continue doing so. also kevin is there.

riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king

neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect

honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative.. it’s not that serious. have some fun with it

if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had