The Thing Is, I Think Horror Needs To Have A Little Love. It Needs To Have An Obsession. Does The Parasite

Your laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

happy birthday to our tiny bastard, miserable wretch, tedious malcontent, abominable cocroach, wayward ignorant child, wretched little runaway nathaniel wesninski!!

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

im still fucked up about mag 31. Jon reads a statement about some hunt avatar werewolf in america tracking people for Fun and then letting one of them leave alive and just goes well thats not my problem and then straight up goes to the same general area in america and guess what happens. guess what happens to him. guess.