Queerplatonic Is Whatever Those 3 Middleaged Animal Men From Ice Age Had Btw. I Hope You Understand Now

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

absolutely crazy how jeremy, captain of the sunshine court, meets wymack’s recruiting standards. he’s a fox parading around as a… trojan horse 🫢

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

“Yeah, murder for hire is surprisingly affordable,” says Neil.

Kevin stares at him.

“I get a discount,” Neil justifies.