Ao3 Being Down Feels Like Getting Cut Off By The Bartender

honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative.. it’s not that serious. have some fun with it

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

I will be removing myself from situations

“Here you are never truly lost or forgotten.”

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

the film poster john saw was goncharov and arthur didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s a made up movie

Getting ready to put on my scent blocker (deodorant)

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

Your laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.