Any Dream Can Be A Prophetic Dream If You’re Willing To Do Some Really Weird Shit

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

do you see this shit my liege

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

gonna dox the pope

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

that post that's like everyone in w359 fucking hates each other until they introduce a new crew member upon which they band together and hate the new guy is soooo true but it's funniest with kepler. that bitch stuck to his guns for nearly the ENTIRE show he lost a hand and jacobi and command and maxwell and he was still talking about the big picture but rachel young takes one step onto the hephaestus and he's like actually fuck you i have morals now

Au where everything is the same but this is the PSU Foxes goalie uniform