Murder On His Mind

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

Your laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

what a week huh?

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

Annabelle’s TV show…🕸🕷 

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative.. it’s not that serious. have some fun with it

These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.

sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms

the foxhole court is just neil and andrew discovering that they match each others freak and then fighting the mafia over the right to continue doing so. also kevin is there.