These Man Made Horrors Are Beyond YOUR Comprehension. I Get It Though.

actually jonah being so secure in his bet with peter is so funny, like peter’s like “oh hey this one looks incredibly lonely and easy to pick off” and jonah’s just looking at martin ‘willingly chose to be traumatized just to get one up on him’ kartin blackwood like “yes yep absolutely have fun with that, he’s definitely easy to manipulate, can’t imagine it going wrong for you”

like. he sent jon to jude perry and mike crew to get fucked up. he sent peter to martin.

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

the film poster john saw was goncharov and arthur didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s a made up movie

Murder on his mind

Your laughing, they finally cracked the Zodiac killer’s 340 cipher and figured out the fucker can’t spell ‘paradise’ and you’re laughing.

peter and elias are soo funny to me as a villainous duo because one of them dresses like ‘lighthouse keeper’ is an acceptable aesthetic, absolute captain birdseye off the shits, built like a brick shithouse and one of them is a twinky little victorian dandy who still thinks that men’s corsets are in fashion. on a related note, one of them beat a man to death with a lead pipe and shot an old woman three times in the chest and has torn people’s eyes out with his bare hands before and will again, and one of them has to use his gay little mist powers to kill anyone, and this is funny because it is absolutely not the way round you’d think

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

Most people when they find out about Andreil are quick to judge Neil's taste in men, but Jean, Aaron, and a few special agents in the FBI know the truth. It's really Andrew Minyards taste who people should be side eyeing.

I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

the Magnus archives is such a mixed bag. because some episodes are like do you feel it? the perpetual loneliness that screams at you through the crowded streets? the fear that lingers every time you sit alone on the busy train? do you understand why you are alone, do you? is it better to be alone and miserably uncertain as to why, or to be isolated knowing what your faults are? do you understand what it is to be lonely? and then the next episode is like, My coworker is having Sex with a Beetle