Kirk: If you have ten cookies, and someone takes away half, what do they have?
Chekov: A broken hand
Нахер мир, где что-то может заставить этого русского медведя плакать...
I SWEAR THIS IS SOOO CUTEEE TAT!
by: 달린 on twitter
What Deran’s saying: Craig’s being a total asshole. He already scared Linc away from me. What he’s actually meaning: I’m all free and ready to be yours, baby, and I have literally no idea why I tried to date anyone but you after that kiss in the back of my bar.
What Adrian’s saying: Linc’s gone, huh? What he’s actually meaning: Fucking YESSSS!!!
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I love you, but I really don’t know how to say it and I just need you to tell me what you feel first, because I’m fucking scared.
What Adrian’s saying: You can like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I can’t rule over your feelings, but that wont stop me from being heartbroken. Gonna try and wait with the crying until you’ve left though.
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: Are you fucking deaf, man, I’m trying to tell you that I FUCKING LOVE YOU, you idiot and I’ve never said that to anyone before and you’re supposed to be the smart one of us, so you gotta fucking help me because I’m a goddamn Cody and you know feelings aren’t exactly my thing!!!
Sometimes women are much braver than the men. And the most fierce, her name is Lagertha…
If something shit happens in USA it’s always Russia fault. Can you blame someone else?
I always like to HC that Bones and Jim were essentially dating without knowing that they were? Like they were definitely best friends before suuuuuuuupeeeer slow burn realization of feelings kind of thing–
bonus:
He appeared to me. Here, in this room. He blessed me and made the sign of the cross. But he was silent, and his image faded almost as soon as I saw it.
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