I Am Unemployed

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

'The dull pain that you live with isn't getting any duller', 'See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest' and 'Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar' have got to be responsible for like six or seven really good decisions over the course of my life.

spoke deeply to me.

Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book

clocking in at my job at Warcrimes Inc. with my 13 year old coworker who i fucking hate

i wanna talk about this shot

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments