Clocking In At My Job At Warcrimes Inc. With My 13 Year Old Coworker Who I Fucking Hate

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

Acetic acid is derived from the Latin a, meaning “without”, and cetos, meaning “whale”. This is an accurate name as whales are not usually found in vinegar.

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

“This is a song about making a contract with your solitude that you want to hold it to later on and expect to be able to wag your finger and say, ‘You said.’”

— John Darnielle introducing In Memory of Satan, Cagnegie Hall on 2013-01-15

#fuck i love that lyric change sm #do i have to make a playlist now

never quite free

i am healthy 😭😭 i am whole 😭😭😭😭 but i hav 😭😭 e poor imp 😭😭ulse control 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 & i wanna go home 😭😭😭😭 but j am home 😭😭😭😭

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL