Longliveth3drum

when i grow up i want to be myself

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

2014–2016: omg same

2017–2019: this is so relatable

2020–2024: why did you have to attack me like that

2025–2028: and so we are truly no more different than two leaves of the same tree

David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

Hims googly peepers...

*banging on the driver side window of your Honda Civic* WHAT are your dogs pronouns

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.