Longliveth3drum

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

working retail

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

I am unemployed

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

Mushroom Playing Keyboard

the weight of all the things you (haven't) done.

you're in her dms. i'm in the repair bay casting spells. we are not the same