God I Would Be UNSTOPPABLE If I Was Capable Of Consistently Initiating Tasks. Just You Wait. You'll Be

The Clouds Explode, May 9th, 2024

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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios

published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

will ratvidson: I'm trapped.. trapped in this house of cheese...1

1. found more cheese in the cupboard. i didn't buy any. i can't stand to look at it

Ed: Johnny Trurat's manuscripts were delivered along with an envelope full of decayed food, presumed to once have been mozzarella.