Longliveth3drum

fuck yes dragon tuesday

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

2014–2016: omg same

2017–2019: this is so relatable

2020–2024: why did you have to attack me like that

2025–2028: and so we are truly no more different than two leaves of the same tree

HRT is not enough. I need to be able to tuck in my arms and legs and roll away.

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

sometimes a family is people dancing like drunken sailors lost at sea out of their minds who finds shelter somewhere in each other. they may be healthy and whole but you'll never guess what they have... poor impulse control

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence