The Trans Agenda Is To Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — Sol Rios

If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress

Irv certified Peepaw status

WHEN YOU PUNISH A PERSON FOR DREAMING HIS DREAM DON’T EXPECT HIM TO THANK OR FORGIVE YOU. THE BEST EVER DEATH METAL BAND OUT OF DENTON WILL IN TIME BOTH OUTPACE AND OUTLIVE YOU. HAIL SATAN!

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

'Star Chaser'

aka

'She who cannot howl will not find her pack'

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

obsessed with the way that zopilote machine has no track listing. anywhere. the back of the cd case just says "kid you fell in the milk". the booklet is mostly latin

Seriously nothing better than thinking omg I need some water and then drinking water.

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.