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It was so funny in my head I swear.

Also I will never figure out how to draw Warren.

It took me too long to realize that what Warren listened to in Gordon's cryosuit wasn't only the WYWH stuff. He also listened to the tapes from up to at least Premium Dead Forever. And I feel very stupid because he even REFERENCED these tapes to Bryony.

So we know for sure that he listened to Gordon cutting open the Yoghurt Lord. So. Uhm. Nice to know he is still acting normal around him I guess.

Also I'm curious if he listened to Grace calling Gordon Igor. He probably wouldn't call him out on it, since Grace's redemption arc, but I'm still curious. And also still a little bit pissed at Grace for that whole scene.

Still don't know why it took me so long to figure out the most obvious thing ever though.

I gave up the Magnus protocol after like two episodes because I couldn't hear shit.

I stayed strong when they got the clown dude. I stayed strong when they got Needles (they're called Needles right?). But then they got A GERMAN GRANDPA? OPA EVEN???

Unbearable. Absolutely unbearable. I'm honestly very close to giving it another shot just for the Opa with a funny name. But I don't have enough time because I suck at making important life decisions and instead of listening to cryptic German dude I must go to University and learn some actual German language.

Really appreciate how with Gordon, Warren's usually like "haha you creepy weirdo, let's go play videogames" and with anyone else that asks or not he's like "I literally care about nothing else aside from Gordon, if he doesn't make it I might kill everyone and then myself tbh"

Literally my go-to playlist

THIS IS SO SICK OH MY GOD I KNEEL BEFORE YOUR SKILLS🛐🛐🛐

𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙

+ no text, slightly different colors version

i didn't realize on the first listen, but gordon didn't get the teddy bears picnic tape as a tape. he got the video feed recording, ripped the audio from that, mixed it with aubrey's log for maximum drama, practiced getting his timing right for his presentation, and then put all that on a tape that he knew wouldn't fit in a dictaphone so warren would have to listen to it with him in the golden bullet, effectively recreating the late night conversation in a car park that he never got to have with oscar. in one day.

gordon. oh my god you are so fucking extra.

Of course Clive Schill fucking plays Fortnite, of course he does, why wouldn’t he.

I have 99 problems and my stupid brain telling me to watch Supernatural is going to be the 100th.

It also tells me to get into Tolkien and watch Severance and Conclave. Bitch I've just finished the Big Bang Theory and I have mental breakdowns over my academic performance on a regular basis I can't afford to binge watch shit any longer😭

My wild Red Valley take is I actually think Bryony liked Gordon. I actually think Gordon is the only person at Red Valley she liked. Up until the moment she got fired because of him of course.

Like obviously she needed him to get information on Aubrey. But she could've interrogated and then got rid of him the moment Warren was in the pod. And she didn't!

She didn't like Clive, she wasn't happy with Pam and Grace and the only reason Warren was involved was her desperation. Her boss, her assistants and even her test subject were all not her choice. But you know who was her choice? Gordon Porlock.

She thinks they're similar and she wants Gordon to see and accept it too. She thinks he is competent which is a lot coming from Bryony. Especially since Gordon himself is not qualified for any of this. He's not qualified to address a scalpel wound, he's not qualified to manage the mental state of The Most Traumatized Person Ever and he's not qualified to look after a facility full of complicated and expensive equipment. And yet she keeps him. Of course, she is condescending and derogatory to him but I think it's just the way she is to people.

I don't think they could've been friends in another universe. And I don't think she cared. But I do think she liked him. Maybe she liked him as one might like an ant. But she liked him nonetheless.

Every time I get reminded that hannigram is canon my day gets a little better.

THE gayest thing to ever happen.

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Finally finished Juno Steel after neglecting the last eight episodes for more than a year. I want to chew on my heart because I feel like right now it must taste like sour jelly. What a journey. I don't think I will miss the sloppy style make outs but they'll always be like a weird cousin that makes you uncomfortable yet you still care about to me.

Catching up to Malevolent next I guess😌

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

"We want more complex characters!!!"

And it's the people who hate on Kevin Desert Bluffs.

And it's the people who hate on Elijah Volkov.

And it's the people who hate on Clive Schill.

And it's the people who hate on Yellow.

And it's the people who hate on Sasha Wire.

My mission to spread Red Valley agenda is successful. My roommate doesn't even listen to podcasts and she already adores Waffles more than she likes me. Probably because Waffles doesn't talk about Red Valley Pod all the time. But a win is a win!!

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

Red Valley pod... Come back to me Red Valley pod... My beautiful wife Red Valley pod I miss you so dearly why must you abandon me...

Finished Camp Here and There. I am an emotional wreck.

Elijah Volkov, you are everything to me. Any Elijah hate out there is forced and I will die on this hill. His ideas of the world are so fucked up it's amazing. Love the guy.

Currently listening to Camp Here and There.

And I need to rant about Slavic names in podcasts. It's not hate, I enjoy the show and the way it's written, I just think it might be somewhat educational to write my thoughts down.

Dude there is no way there was ever a guy named Elijah in Arkhangelsk. I think they were going for Илья (Ilya if transliterated)???

I just need you to understand that the population of Arkhangelsk is less than 300.000 people. It is as far as I'm aware a city mostly celebrated for it's military heritage. So quite conservative as you can tell (as are most of Russian cities). I can believe in a guy from Moscow named Elijah. But Arkhangelsk😭😭😭???

And it's not me being a hater, honestly! If anything I'm delighted. I like the guy so far (as an interesting character. He is obviously going to be super evil). But it's just something that I've noticed about podcasts and slavic people. The names usually are either just incorrect or being used incorrectly. The most noticeable example being Nikola Orsinov, as I'm sure some are aware.

I don't know what it is that causes all these mistakes and I would really like to find out. I am aware that Slavic languages may be confusing (esp the ones using Cyrillic alphabet) but I believe it takes about as much as a quick Google to find the essential information such as the usage of surnames with the right endings and transliterated Slavic names. And I don't think it's a lot to ask for.

These characters represent Slavic people whether they were intended to or not. And being represented carelessly is not a pleasant thing. I understand that my little manifesto here won't be a game changer. But if I am able to get to as much as a single person reading this I shall be greatful.

Thanks! Please don't come for my head! Love ya!

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Ну и если кто-то решит заглянуть в переводчик или на просторах подкастного тамблера меня найдут русскоговорящие, то ещё раз спасибо за внимание. Я очень тревожный человек и делиться своим мнением бывает тяжело, так что, Христом Богом прошу, не нужно кидать в меня камнями, если я что-то не то сказала. Люблю, целую❤

Is this worth anything. Has this been done

Cover art for Pus Crank's album "Memory Guardian"

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everyone should go watch behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon right now im pretty sure the whole thing is still on youtube

Waves my hands around non chalantly

It's crazy how some people can get mad just because there is a group of people that are not that interested in being intimate. Like. What is these people's problem...

And it's just so irritating too when you meet these people irl and it seems that all they are able to talk about is having sexual connections and then they hate on you for not jumping in on a subject and call you weird for not wanting to spread your legs.

And also why the fuck do I see this shit about how asexual people are arrogant and think they're better than everyone else??? Dude every day of my life is a fucking struggle trying to fit in because the world is so sex-centered and it's almost impossible to socialize without at least some relationship gossip. It's draining enough already, why would I waste my little remaining energy on being mean on top of that?

Asexual awareness day is great and all but oh boy does it make the shit on X float.

As a person from a small town I fear I might have some disturbingly strong feelings about I am in Eskew podcast. I've listened to it on my first year of Uni when I moved from my hometown to a big city and it had the biggest hold on me.

This feeling of love for the place you call your home even though the place itself is mostly toxic but it loves you back and you know that you will always belong on it's streets however filthy they might be. All that small town filth is yours and it feels like it will never leave your side, because you can move as far away from the place as you wish but it will always be there crawling under your skin reminding you of everything you've ever wanted to escape and how you fail to do so over and over again because no matter what you will always love this town unconditionally.

Anyway, I am in Eskew is awesome, please listen to it.

I was trying to have a miserable day but then I remembered Gordon Porlock is fine and well and isn't amnesiac and I started smiling like a crazy person on a bus. What 3 hours of sleep and red valley pod do to mf.

you (mark sollinger) are in his voice mail inbox and im  impregnanting him w the seed of something terrifying and wonderful, we are not the same

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