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I LOVE CINEMA

IM CRYING LMAOOOO

my friend has a family friend who went to primary school with finn wolfhard and apparently he was invited to finn wolfhard’s birthday in 2nd grade and this poor family friend didn’t know how to sign birthday cards and signed it “love from JJ” and finn wolfhard called him gay 💀💀💀 IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT 

“mike wheeler is fucking gay and byler is endgame,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage, head lowered in defeat.

“no,” someone says. there, in the back row, stands noah schnapp. “she’s right.”

“yeah, she’s definitely right,” another voice says. it’s finn wolfhard.

“yep, she’s right,” say david harbour, brett gelman, and gaten matarazzo.

then, through the grateful tears in my eyes, i watch as one last figure stands and faces the crowd:

“yes,” the figure says. “mike is indeed fucking gay. byler canon.” i can’t believe it. it’s shawn levy himself.

the crowd gasps. i burst into tears. heroes by bowie begins to blast from an overhead speaker. byler tumblr rejoices. we are saved.

jared doing his weird thing????

no because I think about Will Byers and it makes me want to literally cry and I'm not a crying person usually

Bylers waiting for the script

I just read a post the other day and it was a writer (I love them) saying Mike’s speech was good NOT BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD OR WELL WRITTEN but because it’s definitely some dumb shit a 15 year old kid would say when they’re trying to just say things and I’m laughing cause that’s so fucking true.

Like the speech isn’t good, it’s not deep or well done, but that is so something a kid would say, like it’s realistic and cringey. The more you think about it though, the funnier it is, because Mike was forced into giving the confession and he really said “okay fuck what do people say in those shit movies— oh! I love you on your good and bad days…uh…shit shit okay, I loved you since the first time I saw you! Yeah that’s good, and (what did that one guy say in that movie my mom loves?) my life started the day I met you!”

Like the more you think about it, it’s so fucking funny because it’s so obvious they took the most basic lines from cheesy rom com movies and made Mike say them. Because that’s ABSOLUTELY how a stressed kid would act in this situation. It really looks like Mike heard this stuff in a movie and saw the girl swoon there and just thinks it’s gonna do the job.

Do I ever want to watch it? No it makes me vomit it’s horrendous, but when you look at it from the light I think we’re supposed to, it’s hilarious because it’s so Mike.

This.

I'm joyce byers level of protective over el and will, I would go to war for them, those are my kids fr.