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nick rn

Um I just saw this on Twitter….

dear christ it's everywhere it's on every platform my horny post is spreading like a disease !!!!!

we act like the script will say "byler is ENDGAME. mileven is BONES. mike is IN LOVE with will" when the most we'll get "mike STARES, conteplating"

I love Matthew hes so funny

“Byler is endgame” I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. They aren’t impressed. Suddenly, a spotlight shines down on the back of the room.

“No, they’re right.” It’s Nick Runyeard, from 8flix.

“Yeah, what he said.” Suddenly Noah Schnapp emerges from the shadows, followed by Finn Wolfhard.

“Will likes somebody else in the friend group, and that person likes him back.” David Harbour says ominously as he sidles into the spotlight.

“Love is love and byler is in love.” It’s Brett Gelman. He’s covered head to toe in rainbow clothing.

“Yas queen slay the house down.” Matthew Modine bursts into the room simultaneously wielding every single pride flag known to mankind.

“i hate will because he cries too much” girl stfu i’ll give you something to cry about

“mike wheeler is fucking gay and byler is endgame,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage, head lowered in defeat.

“no,” someone says. there, in the back row, stands noah schnapp. “she’s right.”

“yeah, she’s definitely right,” another voice says. it’s finn wolfhard.

“yep, she’s right,” say david harbour, brett gelman, and gaten matarazzo.

then, through the grateful tears in my eyes, i watch as one last figure stands and faces the crowd:

“yes,” the figure says. “mike is indeed fucking gay. byler canon.” i can’t believe it. it’s shawn levy himself.

the crowd gasps. i burst into tears. heroes by bowie begins to blast from an overhead speaker. byler tumblr rejoices. we are saved.

Bobcats

Boogeyman

Berry buyers

Beans

You know what- I'm going to make Funny Byler Names since The Moonpods haven't yet and I love Funny Names:

Bonkers

Burgers

Backers

Bob

Bicycles

Bowls Hell even Bowlcuts

Biochemistry

Banjo Kazooies

Bozos

Bank

Blabbers

Bananas

Bowsers

Bye Bye Bye(lers)

Believers

Boats

Burners

Blackberries

Biohazards

Bacteria

Band Kids

Brains

Bubbles

Boots

Broccoli

Borbius (Morbius but with a B)

Brick

Botherers

Buried

Bucket

Boogers

This one got recommended by My Phone's Autocorrect but BOOGEYMEN

Bread

Breakthrough

Beans

And My Personal Favorite Windmill (Because if you Mix their first names instead of last you get Mill and Wike)

Add more if You want since I'm running out of B words