just patronized my local lemonade stand (that belongs to my brother’s ex girlfriend)
pro ana blogs piss me off to no fucking extent but #ed not sheeran is genuinely one of the funniest things ever
i hope you think of me when you hear dress by taylor swift
Tag game!!
I hope you think of me when..
I hope you think of me when you see anything periwinkle or broadway related
@xoxzso @soft-likethesunset @sweetreveriee @auntiejohn @meangirlsbway @urmumsfan @xoxochb
@im-on-crack-send-help
yesterday i went to this game and there was this soccer dad absolutely HARASSING these ten year olds. he’s not the coach. he’s not even the assistant coach. just bc you used to play soccer doesn’t mean it’s okay to be screaming at these literal children????
funniest thing about kids league soccer (my younger brother plays) is the parents screaming “PRESSURE!!!” at a bunch of 10 year olds. like yeah there’s pressure. saying the word pressure isn’t going to put more pressure on them. what is the logic???
Kiss, marry, kill: closure, cowboy like me❤️, and long story short
(Nonstop evermore for you. lol.)
UHM HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ELLIE
kiss long story short
marry cowboy like me
kill closure
Kiss, marry, kill: evermore, right where you left me, and Marjorie.
UGHHHH NOOOO
kiss rwylm
marry evermore
(i’m sorry taylor) kill marjorie
wanna be my chammak challo oh oh o
Biggest pain in life is loving the curry but running out of poratta/ chapathi/ naan/ dosa to dip it in
i don’t like it at all :(
guys did they change tumblr
hatetextstraightperson
lol
funniest thing about kids league soccer (my younger brother plays) is the parents screaming “PRESSURE!!!” at a bunch of 10 year olds. like yeah there’s pressure. saying the word pressure isn’t going to put more pressure on them. what is the logic???
tamil nadu!
heyyy we’re both aries!!
ahhhhh yes we are!! and i’m desi too!! what part of south asia is your family from??
heyyy we’re both aries!!
ahhhhh yes we are!! and i’m desi too!! what part of south asia is your family from??
that’s too real actually
i scroll tumblr for hrs and i literally js responded to my notifs today 🤦♀️
jess how tf do you like peoples posts so fast it’s astounding—
unfortunately im chronically online
guacamole and chips are a comfort food of mine and so i ADORE guacamole. esp my mom’s. i make it sometimes but dont know where to stop with the salt so it doesn’t turn out the best lol.
i don’t like olives ew (no offense to olive enjoyers im just kind of a picky eater)
mangos are good!! i don’t like a lot of fruits bc of the texture, they’re mushy and ew but mangos are smooth so i like them!! also there’s this drink called mango lassi that i get at indian restaurants and i adore it sm
oh my god i despise raw tomatoes. like i am gagging thinking about raw tomatoes rn. i dont like them in my guacamole, i dont like them in sandwiches or burgers, just…EUGH. the texture the liquidyness the seeds floating around in the middle…i hate them.
i have never had a cannoli but based on my preferences i’d assume i would like them!!
FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
Hey! I really adore your account. May I ask what your favorite tags on Tumblr are?
🪻
-(Lavender Girl)
awww tysm!! my favorite tags are probably #poetry and #i love her bc i do tend to post under those a lotttt (side effect of being a lesbian poet)
thanks for the ask, lavender!! 💗🪻
happy first day of spring to my fellow seasonal depression girlies 💗🌷🤍🌼
This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.
A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and wanted some tips on how to make the most of her wardrobe in a fashion culture which deliberately puts her body at a disadvantage.
Her first question for him was this: how do celebrities make a plain white t-shirt and a pair of weekend jeans look chic? She always assumed it was because so many celebrities have, by nature or by design, very slender frames, and because they can afford very expensive clothing. But when she watched What Not To Wear, she noticed that women of all sizes ended up in cute clothes that really fit their bodies and looked great. She had tried to apply some guidelines from the show into her own wardrobe, but with only mixed success. So - what gives?
His answer was that everything you will ever see on a celebrity’s body, including their outfits when they’re out and about and they just get caught by a paparazzo, has been tailored, and the same goes for everything on What Not To Wear. Jeans, blazers, dresses - everything right down to plain t-shirts and camisoles. He pointed out that historically, up until the last few generations, the vast majority of people either made their own clothing or had their clothing made by tailors and seamstresses. You had your clothing made to accommodate the measurements of your individual body, and then you moved the fuck on. Nothing on the show or in People magazine is off the rack and unaltered. He said that what they do is ignore the actual size numbers on the tags, find something that fits an individual’s widest place, and then have it completely altered to fit. That’s how celebrities have jeans that magically fit them all over, and the rest of us chumps can’t ever find a pair that doesn’t gape here or ride up or slouch down or have about four yards of extra fabric here and there.
I knew that having dresses and blazers altered was probably something they were doing, but to me, having alterations done generally means having my jeans hemmed and then simply living with the fact that I will always be adjusting my clothing while I’m wearing it because I have curves from here to ya-ya, some things don’t fit right, and the world is just unfair that way. I didn’t think that having everything tailored was something that people did.
It’s so obvious, I can’t believe I didn’t know this. But no one ever told me. I was told about bikini season and dieting and targeting your “problem areas” and avoiding horizontal stripes. No one told me that Jennifer Aniston is out there wearing a bigger size of Ralph Lauren t-shirt and having it altered to fit her.
I sat there after I was told this story, and I really thought about how hard I have worked not to care about the number or the letter on the tag of my clothes, how hard I have tried to just love my body the way it is, and where I’ve succeeded and failed. I thought about all the times I’ve stood in a fitting room and stared up at the lights and bit my lip so hard it bled, just to keep myself from crying about how nothing fits the way it’s supposed to. No one told me that it wasn’t supposed to. I guess I just didn’t know. I was too busy thinking that I was the one that didn’t fit.
I thought about that, and about all the other girls and women out there whose proportions are “wrong,” who can’t find a good pair of work trousers, who can’t fill a sweater, who feel excluded and freakish and sad and frustrated because they have to go up a size, when really the size doesn’t mean anything and it never, ever did, and this is just another bullshit thing thrown in your path to make you feel shitty about yourself.
I thought about all of that, and then I thought that in elementary school, there should be a class for girls where they sit you down and tell you this stuff before you waste years of your life feeling like someone put you together wrong.
So, I have to take that and sit with it for a while. But in the meantime, I thought perhaps I should post this, because maybe my friend, her friend, and I are the only clueless people who did not realise this, but maybe we’re not. Maybe some of you have tried to embrace the arbitrary size you are, but still couldn’t find a cute pair of jeans, and didn’t know why.
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay well i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere? fell behind all my classmates and i ended up here?
brooklyn baby has the best outro EVER. literal eargasm.
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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched
Thank you @sophiaurora and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!
the birds are singing for the first time in a while and it’s 4:30 and it’s not dark at all and on my walk home the sun kissed my face like an old friend
it feels like i’ve been waiting on spring for so long and she’s finally showed up at my door