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Me: *former bookworm who hasn’t read more than one or two actual books in over a year*
Friend: Whatcha doin’?
Me: *unable to tear attention from particularly angsty fanfic* Nothing, just reading
Friend: Oh my god, how do you read all the time??! Is there anything you haven’t read?? I just can’t read! How many books did you read in the holidays??
Me: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Friend: Ten?? Twenty?!
Me: *after going home*
*when you’re reading fanfic and forget that you’re in public*
Person A: I can't take this anymore. Please take me out.
Person B: In the date kind of way or in the assassination kind of way?
Person A: Surprise me.
Person A: truth or dare?
Person B: *exasperated* truth
Person A: do you want to kiss me?
Person B: dare.
Person A: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Person B: never have I ever-
Person A: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe
How are lupin and Sirius going to celebrate Valentine's Day?
im glad u asked! im actually writing a drabble about this just now.
- sirius (obviously) LOVES valentine’s day and insists on going as over the top as he can every single time
- remus is NOT A FAN of valentine’s day, or emotions in general tbh
- but this year, sirius and remus have been going through a rocky stage of their relationship; arguing constantly about every little thing and not talking to each other for days. because of this, sirius has been really down and moody recently and doesn’t plan anything for valentine’s as he doesn’t see the point
- moony, however, hasn’t forgotten the past years and how much effort sirius likes to put into getting gifts for him, so he knows he has to do something
- it is common knowledge that remus cannot cook to save his life. he’s actually been banned from the kitchen by lily because of an incident involving some toast, so he knows he can’t make a nice meal like he wants to (sirius doesn’t like going out to eat because he gets uncomfortable eating in front of others)
- so remus is panicking for ideas and of course turns to the love guru himself, james
- after fangirling extensively over how stressed remus is getting about trying to do something nice for sirius, james points out the obvious - sirius is the soppiest person alive and likes to spend valentine’s like he’s starring in a rom-com movie. as well as this, sirius is also the biggest pizza-slut on earth, so put two and two together and remus knows what to do
- it’s very simple, and at first he’s worried that it’ll be a let down compared to what sirius would have planned himself, but remus settles on ordering sirius’ favourite pizza, filling the room with sirius’ favourite mulled-wine candles, and buying the most Extra bunch of red roses he can find
- when sirius gets home that evening, remus is shitting himself with self-doubt, but nevertheless he puts on sirius’ fave bowie album and goes to meet him at the door
- it seems to take forever for sirius to take it all in, and for a second remus thinks that he’s Fucked Up because sirius literally just stares at the candles, at remus, at the roses he’s holding, and says nothing
- but when remus kisses him on the cheek and hands him the flowers, there are tears brimming in sirius’ eyes, because after all the arguments and the doubt and the harsh words from both of them, sirius knows his moony loves him, because remus would never do anything like this for anyone else
- starman has never been the best song to slow dance to, but sirius insists that no cliched romantic evening is complete without a slow dance, and remus can’t exactly say no
- basically remus forgets his hatred of feelings and spends the entire evening telling sirius that he loves him while sirius cries because he’s so happy. there is lots of cuddling and playing with hair and forehead kisses
- also the next day sirius literally takes the bunch of roses outside and walks around with them hoping that someone asks where he got them from so he can rant endlessly about how he has THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD WHO IS MOST DEFINITELY BETTER THAN YOURS
happy valentine’s people :)
The Imitation Game (2014)
You wish you could have been normal… I can promise you I do not. The world is an infinitely better place precisely because you weren’t.
- What’s that you’re reading? - It’s about cryptography. - Like… Secret messages? - Not secret: that’s the brilliant part. Messages that anyone can see, but no one knows what they mean, unless you have the key. - How’s that different from talking? - Talking? - When people talk to each other, they never say what they mean. They say something else, and you’re expected to just know what they mean. Only I never do. So, how’s that different? - Alan, I have a funny feeling you’re going to be very good at this.
Alan Turing & Christopher Morcom, from the movie “The Imitation Game”
P ZQAE TQR
I didn’t learn this on my own, of course. I had help. Christopher helped.
P ZQAE TQR.
Reblog if you know what this means. (via throughtheparadox)
Sometimes it’s the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine.
The Imitation Game (2014), dir. Morten Tyldum
Hugely important to me to understand the back story with Christopher Morcom, whom I think basically motivated his entire life. And it was his first love, and I think it was a very romantic love. I think it was more than just admiration. I think he was utterly besotted with this boy. — Benedict Cumberbatch
“Are you alright?”
“Yes, of course. Like I said; I didn’t know him very well.”
hello hello can you please rec humor fics :D the funniest wolfstar fics you've ever read!
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Accidental Mastermind by lorax
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno
Cliche #5 by rageprufrock
Curse of the Mistletoe by brighty18
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell
For Whom the Pants Toll by lorax
The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by sheafrotherdon
Late One December Night by klena
Like That by The Hallowed Cat
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie
The Shoebox Project by dorkorific and ladyjaida
Text Talk by merlywhirls
The Unintended by brighty18
Veni Vedi Vici by Nyxty
With Half the Flick and Twice the Magic by sheafrotherdon
Zombie Attack by definewisdom
At breakfast one morning
Sirius: So, how is Hogwarts' prettiest boy doing this morning?
Remus: *doesn't look up from his book* I dunno - how are you?
Sirius:
Sirius: *voice cracking* fINE
(*)
me: *patiently waiting for talented people to start writing “fbi agent watching me AU” fanfics of my otps*
fbi agent watching me:
Natalia Alianovna Romanova “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out.”
*I tried.
I FOUND IT
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]
You know what makes me sad?
The fact that Ron Weasley is seen as what the horcrux showed as his greatest fear.
Not good enough.
You know what makes me sad?
The fact that Ron Weasley is seen as what the horcrux showed as his greatest fear.
Not good enough.
The Grim Reaper is no longer able to claim lives directly. Instead, when your time is up a mark appears on your body and it is the duty of every other person to kill you on sight.
I need some tips on getting through high school and also how to get good grades when you're depressed and just don't care about anything anymore.
Hi Anon,
Here are some awesome ways to beat school blues:
College needs:
Advice on college
Alternatives to buying expensive textbooks
AP Cram Packets
Cheat sheet for becoming an adult
Dorm room survival
Free online college classes
How to survive college masterpost
Food
cheap & healthy snacks
chocolate muffin in a mug tutorial
Coffee recipes to help stay awake
Every Starbucks drink and pasty
For the vegans
Herearesomedeliciousfood
macaroni cheese / mac&cheese in a cup
quick and easy soup recipes
study snacks
Study snack
thousands of quick and easy snack recipes
Yummy cheesiness!
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Helpful sites:
Challenge your brain
Feed the hungry while using your vocabulary
Free online textbooks
Grade calculator
Quizlet
Rape Escape
Whole page dedicated to studying/organizing
High school needs:
For Juniors or Seniors With Low Income Families Looking For Scholarships
How to survive freshman year
Mental health resources:
a website that is always relevant.
falling asleep tips
How long to sleep
how to talk to and help an anxiety-ridden friend
how to wake up in the morning
keep taking your mind off of it
mental illness recovery tips
need a motivational speech? i like this one for myself.
not having a good day? :c
picking up a hobby can relax you during the school year!!
seriously just please try to relax ily
take your mind off of it
tips on self-love
when to go to sleep/wake up
working out is a total stress-buster.
Misc resources:
download free books
express yourself with make-up
Hobbies masterpost
I fucking love to study to this.
please remember this.
Sick ass movie listI have more but, this is a school one so message me for more.
Sites to help you not get distracted with other sites. (Mac)(PC)
Various ways to where a scarf
What’s the fucking weather
Motivation:
earn a cute kitten picture after writing
how to get motivated
Procrastinator?
Music/Sound:
calm/nature sounds
chill playlist
coffee shop blues
coffee shop sounds
concentration playlist
relaxation
study playlist
4hours of classical music
School resources:
An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms. TO KIND OF HELP)
bibliography maker
educational links fucking galore
my favorite tutoring website
online ruler
pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
Social media citing
study like a college kid
Time Management
Psychology Lectures by a Professor from Yale University
Stress relief:
Calm
compliments generator
how long to nap
go to a quiet place
learn more about anxiety.
panic and anxiety information masterpost
Relaxation techniques
Stress Analyst
the thoughts room
take a guided relaxation
yoga poses
Studying/school help:
English/History:
Best place to get help for English
essay structure guide
essay writing help
free microsoft word alternative
Grammar and spell checker
Graphic Essay Organizer
Help on reading/researching
Make a kick ass essay
Masterpost of writing software
microsoft word equivalent
more essay writing help
On books you you don’t want to read
Tip of my tongue
Foreign Languages:
Learn, Spanish, French, English, Portuguese, German, Italian
Geography:
learn geography
Math/Science:
calculators (includes graphing, geometric, stats etc)
College/high school Chemistry notes
math problem solver (2)
Periodic Table
Thinking/memorizing
This is the math god
Study Needs:
Answers to the textbook
Beneficial studying tips
Crash course in any subject with John Green
Free Educational resources for anyone and everyone
help in a ton of subjects
Helps you in any subject
homework help
how to google
how to study, Study guide
finals survival guide
improve your studying skills
Learning Websites Masterpage
Looking for a word
make flash cards
One of the best learning websites
Scholarpedia
Tips before/during an exam
Tips on Exams
TIPS:
Remember that today’s day in age is different from how it was back then. So don’t stress about school too much.High school students today have the anxiety of what a mental patient in the insane asylum had in the 50s. Here’s also a thing to show how times have changed.
Prioritize. List what needs to get done first and when. Sometimes getting the bigger/harder tasks is easier than conquering the smaller/easier tasks.
Set times when certain projects need to be done and stick to that deadline.
Turn your phone off or give it to your parents while doing work/studying. I know that we live in the age of technology and literally everything is at the touch of our fingertips. Honestly though you can wait on what your favorite celebrity has to say or if your crush liked your instagram photo. You’ll be more involved in that than you are into your work.
If you have trouble in a certain subject and there is no assigned seating, take advantage of the front. I guarantee you’ll learn more.
Ask your teacher what exactly you’ll need to know. If you’re taking notes during the year, write in the margins whether or not it will be tested. It will be easier to know what you will be tested on.
Save your exams. Half the time your teachers use the same questions (or questions similar) from your exams on your midterms or finals.
Don’t try to do homework straight afterschool if you can’t, despite what everyone says. Give yourself an hour, and try to get some exercise in. I find it stops me getting bored of sitting down. Not to mention helps me concentrate better.
Don’t just read the material, write it, draw it, recite it, quiz yourself on it! Until you have the material down.
Join clubs, sports, or organizations! You’re guaranteed to find friends in there. You’ll already have common interests. Start with that and go with the flow.
College kids: If you don’t have assigned seating, and you have been sitting in the same seat for 2 weeks. That is you assigned seat now. Don’t move or you’ll screw everyone up and they will hate you.
Color code things, such as your notes. If you want to see how I color code my notes message me and I’ll be happy to show you.
Be kind to one another.
I hope that helps!
Best,
Lena
I may look calm and composed on the outside, but I assure you I am in a constant state of internally screaming
I may look calm and composed on the outside, but I assure you I am in a constant state of internally screaming
I’m seeing this beautiful weather right now. It’s so pretty it’s giving me anxiety.
Sebastian commenting on a fans Instagram when she said her anxiety was bad!
Anxiety is a side-effect of souls seeing the world through a clear lens.
you see the truth for what it is and your whole being just reacts to the unfairness of it all // Hina Syeda @abillionlittlethoughts (via abillionlittlethoughts)
Ok lets be real, if ‘the first thing you said to your soulmate is tattooed on your skin’ was real then greeting people with your full name would just be the thing that everyone did so that it would be easier to find your other half. Except that one time when your having a bad day and some idiot spills coffee all over your laptop and you spend a solid five minutes swearing at them and then they pull up their sleaves and there is your whole rant laid before you and you give a final 'shit’.
“You don’t seem the type for petty revenge.”
“….Really? Not the type? Me? Like, two thirds of my personality is petty revenge.”