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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

More on my Zhongli x Worshipper Reader concept but. . .

Zhongli committing something somewhat sacrilegious and Reader just goes "Oh how would Rex Lapis ever forgive us now" in distress and Zhongli is like 😪 "rex lapis doesn't care, dear"

bonus points if that continues the argument as you go on to talk about how rex lapis is the most kind and wise god, ofc he cares

love fool | zhongli

zhongli, the student body president has been out of everyone's league since the beginning. yet you still let yourself crush on the golden-darling-pretty-boy. so, like a fool in love, you end up chasing zhongli who is part of the track team as well and somehow, he manages to avoid every single one of your attempts! (gee, i wonder why) good thing there's no app that lets you talk to him anonymously and accidentally creates a love square-ish between you two. or in which zhongli thinks he fell for someone through the internet but it ends up just being the pest (affectionately, you) crushing on him the whole time.

FEATURING: student council!zhongli x she/her!reader, other genshin impact characters.

GENRE: fluff, slight angst, highschool au

AUTHOR'S NOTE: my first smau on this account! please be nice to me thank u 😔

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✹ profiles .𓂃 gummy bears | sleep deprived council (6/21)

ch. 01 — zhongli's 1x1 picture

ch. 02 — ningguang's fountain pen

ch. 03 — y/n's wallet

ch. 04 — y/n's attempt to send and email

ch. 05 — childe's research design

ch. 06 — itto's ancient family oven

ch. 07 — ppt reveal

ch. 08 — damage control

THIS IS SO TRUE ITS SO REFRESHING TOO

My favorite angst is when the reader dies.

Got into an argument and reader left? Woops they died got hit by a car. Character depressed now.

Rejected bc character didn't think they'd be right for reader? Lmao the reader died after they were rejected.

Fighting together and reader gets injured and dies.

it's just a good feeling.

Title: 13 Stepbrothers; Your new home

Character(s): Zhongli, Diluc, Kaeya, Ayato, Albedo, Childe/Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, Arataki Itto, Chongyun, Bennett

Summary: Modern au; You were young when your father was planning on remarrying again. Your father is always busy always outside the country for work that his fiance said that you could stay at the teyvat residence, and live with 13 of your future stepbrothers!

Note: Inspired by the anime Brother's conflict (kinda?), but I just wanted to write for something platonic really so this happened.

Warnings/tags: Fem!reader, the reader is around 6 years old here, this is purely platonic, this is also a crack story and not to be taken seriously. not the best relationship between daughter and father hinted, but other than that it is pure fluff! Over 8k

How It Happened

You clung to your father as he pushed you to the people he trusts to take care of you while he would be gone with his fiance abroad overseas. You were a small child, 6 years old and scared as you were in the center of strangers who will soon be your stepbrothers. You weren't sure what to do but hold on to your father's hand refusing to let go as your soon to be stepmother laughed at how adorable you were.

You looked down, a bit scared but at the same time a bit excited that you will now have a bigger family.

You have always been alone ever since you were probably born, your mother and father both had you at a late age and when your mother gave birth to you she passed away a few hours later. Your father loved you, truly he did! But he can't look at you in the face as you only reminded him of your mother so he started to pour everything into his work leaving only a little time with you. He would leave you to a nanny almost every day and when he had to leave the country for a few days or months for work he would give you to his relatives.

He was a rich man and he gave you almost everything, you never really lacked most things. If you told him that you wanted a toy it would be in your hands the next day, yet the only thing that he could never give was his time. Too busy, instead he would just apologize to you kissing the crown of your head as he tells you that he could next time, and yet when you asked again it was the same thing.

You finally understood that he didn't really have time for you, instead, you would just hug that pink bunny that he has gifted to you a long time ago. One that he picked by himself one that you didn't ask for, but cherished because it was proof to you that he loves you.

You would watch other kids talk to their parents, as they spent time together. Cartoons and animations that showed hugs that the main character and their parents would have, you would crave it. But there was also another thing that you wanted, a sibling…

Someone to be around, right by your side. It didn't matter if they were younger or older than you. You would prefer if you could have multiple siblings so you would be less alone so when you asked your father for a sibling, you didn't get an answer and that was the end of that...

So it was a surprise when he suddenly asked you if you were okay with him getting married again? Were you supposed to yell at him telling him how he betrayed mom or how he is going to abandon you? You watched a few dramas and movies where a child would react that way when they heard the news that one of their parents where marrying again.

But you don't remember your mom, having no memories of her. You wondered if he would abandon you but when he suddenly told you how the person he wishes to marry has 13 sons, your eyes immediately glittered. You wanted a family of more than two, you wanted siblings, people with who you could be with and not feel the gap when you were with a nanny or babysitter or how you would at your cousins enviously when they talk to their parents.

So hesitantly you nodded watching your father sigh in relief that you were okay with him marrying again. And after two or three months your father told you to pack up cause you are moving from the flat you lived in.

You asked him in the car after you and he packed your necessities, clothes, your favorite toys and such where you guys were going did he tell you that you are gonna now live with your soon to be stepbrother. Your father had finally confessed to the person he wished to marry and now the both of them were wearing their engagement rings you noticed the thin piece of metal on your father's ring finger as he drove making a turn.

He told you that when she heard that you were living almost practically alone she grew mad at him and burst into anger and told him that you should at least then stay with her son in the teyvat residence where it was a big modern mansion like flat with a connected living room and kitchen. Four floors where the first and second floor is used for rent while the upper floors were for the family.

You would have your own room and bathroom. But you will also get 13 brothers who you care about you more than a nanny would or so your father's fiance said. Your father's fiance expressed feelings feeling of concern that it would be awkward between you and her sons as not only was everything sudden, some of them were actually old enough to be your father. So really what she also wanted was time for you to get used to your new and very big family.

Your father has met her sons a few times in the past and thought that it would not be a bad idea and agreed to bring you to the residence.

So here you are now. In front of your future stepbrothers, not all of them were here only a few but it was scary as you continued to cling to your pink bunny rabbit...

Zhongli

Lawyer | Age: 30

The oldest in the family, he is the leader as his mother would always be out of the country for some business and now more on travels. Zhongli is the one who gathers the family when their an event and keeps them up to date. The brother all trust their brother except when something is needed to be paid. That one, they would handle as they all know that he always forgets to bring his wallet with him.

He was used to his family, the ruckus and their personalities. He was the one who watched most of them grow up and become adults, he is always busy but he always makes time for his family. But still, it was rather sudden for him when he was told that he would have a young sister soon, as the family has been all men for the longest time. He wasn't sure if he could take care of you at first as he only took care of boys and all, but when his mother told him how you were almost always alone at home he was a bit reluctant to say no.

Zhongli was told to ready a room on the 3rd floor near the living room before you arrived so he wasn't surprised when he saw you with your father and with a few pieces of luggage right beside your dad that seemed to belong to you as your dad told him that he would be leaving you in his care.

“Hello, my name is Zhongli.”

Zhongli was a busy man but when he couldn't take care of you he would make sure to ask a brother to watch over you. But when he could, he would work at home in the living room as you stayed beside him doing your homework, drawing or watching tv. He liked you, but he wasn't really attached to you unlike his other brother, Zhongli just chalked it up to time. He needed to spend time with you to actually look at you as a little sister.

So one day when he had time to pick you up and not ask his other brother to pick you up due to his usually busy schedule, he was surprised when you handed him a paper with a drawing of him and his brothers. It was badly drawn, with just circles and squares for a body and with uneven eyes and red smiles. But it was warm and he knew that you spent a lot of time on the drawing. Thanking you he noticed that you didn't draw yourself on the drawing and when he asked you you just awkwardly looked away.

Unable to ignore this, that day when the two of you got back to the residence he sat you down in the living room on the table with crayons and color pencils. Giving you a blank paper he told you to draw on it and that was your homework from him. You were reluctant at first but you did what he said and when you were done he took the drawing inspecting it. It felt almost like a test when he finally nodded at your work but it took you by surprise when he started cutting around your drawing.

So when you saw him gluing the picture of you and pasting it right in the middle of your drawing of him and his brothers, you didn't know how to react. But that day you were in his arms as you cried on his shoulders. You don't know why you cried, but that day was the day Zhongli finally thought of you as family.

It is still hanging on the fridge.

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Diluc

Has his own wine company | Age: 28

Second oldest, he lives outside the residence in his own house. He would occasionally visit, home. But he isn't really the closest to his siblings compared to the other brothers. He was probably the last to know that you moved in… by bumping into you in a corner of the corridor.

Why was a small girl here, how did she come in… Diluc was sure that Chongyun and Bennett are both middle school students and not kindergarten students that they would bring a small kid like you as a friend… He would not put it past some of his siblings to joke about getting or even stealing a sister but never in a million years did he think that they would actually do it!

When he found out who you were, he was furious as to why he was never told about the fact that you are his mother's fiances daughter and that you now live here!! He glared at Kaeya who Zhongli asked to tell him and comfortably forgot.

He didn't like that you now live here, taking the room that was also once his as he moved out around 3 years ago which is fine… but like why did your father decide it was the best idea to leave you with them who were practically strangers? He didn't like the situation but you misunderstood and thought he hated you. (Kaeya later told you that he didn't hate you and that you don't have to return the room to him.)

He didn't really think that he would interact with you much after all he didn't live in the mansion, and that was the case for months till Zhongli called him asking him if he was free to pick you up from the kindergarten on the way as Diluc had to grab some things from the house. He wasn't sure at first but reluctantly searched your kindergarten up on his phone’s map.

After awkwardly talking to the teachers of your school, you finally hopped into his car… silent. Diluc found it a bit awkward so he started asking questions (mostly about your father), but you would only answer with one word and grunts. He glanced at you and finally saw your rather gloomy face, he sighed and parked his car.

Diluc asked what was the matter but he didn't get a proper reply, mostly you just avoiding his eyes. When he asked did something happened at school you shook your head, but hesitantly took out a piece of paper and showed it to him. Reading he finally understood what was going on.

The paper was about a parent-teacher’s meeting and if he was not mistaken which he rarely is, your father and his mother are in another country on a date or something. When he asked you when your father was coming back home, you told him that it was after a month. He looked at the schedule and noticed it was next week.

He didn't say much after that, he took you home and such but he didn't give you back the paper only to suddenly tell you that he would be the one attending this and that you don't really have to tell Zhongli and that he would. But really it was a huge surprise to you when you saw him the next week wearing a suit as he talked to the teacher.

Other kids asked if he was your dad as they have never seen your dad ever, even the teacher in the next class asked you if he was your dad.

“Please don't worry, her father isn't available right so I am the one replacing him for the parent teacher’s meeting.”

Diluc didn't know why he was so inclined to go to this meeting for you, but seeing you so sad that your father could not come to the meeting he impulsive decided that he would be the one who would go. The smile that you gave him when the two of you went to get ice cream made all his coming regrets leave him.

He would start to take candy anywhere with him, and when he sees you he would place candy on your hands after a short talk. Kaeya would tease him for it as he was one of the few brothers who vehemently refused you moving to the teyvat residence.

Which he choose to ignore.

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Kaeya

Adopted son, Famous Model | Age: 28

Kaeya was abandoned at a young age by his father and was later adopted into the family. Watching you he understood your hesitation and the hopeful look that you had in your eyes about the prospect of having a family. When he found out that his mother was dating he did a bit of background research on your dad to see what the man was like. He found out that he had a daughter you.

After a few questions he asked his mom, he found out how you lived. While you had most things, it wasn't hard for him to guess that you didn't really have the best father and daughter relationship with your dad. Too apart, disconnected, envious of others yet unable to do anything, you were a family yet at the same time apart. So when it was his turn to greet you he smiled kindly, with a little mischievous in his eyes as you looked at him curiously yet shy.

“Hello, my name is Kaeya. It is nice to meet you, my future little sister.”

It was a surprise to many when Kaeya took his time to talk to you, not that he did anything weird he always took care of his little siblings when he could and it wasn't like he was bad with kids! Yet his brother would always look at him in shock when they saw you and him chatting, when you are so awkward and shy around the other brothers but looked completely comfortable with him. They were bound to think that something was wrong!!!

When Ayato and Childe glare at him, he would just grin at them teasing them that he was one of the few that got close to you than them first. There were a few times he held you in his arms, as you looked sleepy taking you to your room as Venti whines that he could also do that, why do you have to be more comfortable with him?! Kaeya always listens to you, he was always kind but not pushy. He would tease you often but never too far.

There was one time when you finished school did Kaeya picked you up as all your siblings were busy. He had a modeling appointment that day, so instead of going back home you and he headed to his work. The people all cooed at you, surprised as they teased Kaeya on the fact that he never told him that he has such a cute sister.

That day there was a surprise model shoot where Kaeya and you modeled together. It did go on the magazines or anything but Kaeya was able to get copies of it to flaunt to his siblings.

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Albedo

Scientist | Age: 27

Albedo didn't give a huge reaction, as if he didn't care... almost. Sure he was glad that his old mother has gotten married again and would not be alone once again but what he thinks of you coming to the house... nothing really. Too focused on his research and all to dislike or like the idea and all.

Albedo wasn't there when you first arrived at the residence, meeting you at the kitchen late at night

The first thing that went through his mind right then was that you were less troublesome than his senior coworker Alice's daughter, Klee. As he hands you a glass of water that you where struggling to get as the cups were too high for you to reach.

A mental note to make a place for cups where you could comfortably grab.

Albedo was rather good with kids, no that many of his family knew. So that one time when he found you alone in the living room he took the role of watching over you. He had time and all so it didn't really matter. Small talk leads to you asking what he does for work, science then led to him telling you many facts he knows about birds and butterflies.

Albedo didn't mind having a sister, in fact, he adored you when he could. While not as out there as say Childe and Ayato he would let you play with his art supplies and you would start going to him when you had an art homework you needed to do.

There was that one time he took you to the science lab as Rhinedottir found out that he now had a sister and had ordered him to bring you here so that she could meet you. Both Rhinedottir and Alice noticed you come into the lab holding Albedo's hand all the while looking excitedly at everything and while it is not really noticeable they did notice a tint of pride in Albedo's walk and the shine in his eyes as he teaches you what he does here.

Really it is just too cute. How he would blow the hot chocolate so that you won't burn your tongue when you drink it before giving it to you. As he watch you and Klee talk with each other, playing with dodoco which he looked at them as if to ask if it was really alright for you to play with bombs. He trusts Klee but my, it is just adorable that they could watch the usually quiet and stoic boy fret over somebody.

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Ayato

Model | Age: 26

A rather popular actor, he is famous for the many roles that he got. Currently, he is for a series called ‘Genshin’ where a traveler lost his sibling, Ayato is working as one of the many side characters but because of how many people like him he is probably coming back.

When Ayato heard that he would be getting a sister he was delighted really. Ever since he was little he always wanted to have a little sister and kept asking his mother if he could have a little sister… but in reality was always awkward when he told his mother that he wants a sister that look just like him when she already broke up with her husband, his dad.

Ayato didn't ask anymore when he understood the situation of his family.

After he heard that his mother was going to marry again after so many failed marriages he started to lose a lot of hope in his mother’s love life.... till he heard that her fiance has a little daughter but he choose to ignore it as he has grown up and out of that phase of wanting a little sister for the longest time…. Till he heard that you were coming to stay with them…

Wait what??

Sure Ayato wants a sister and all but not like this…? You were so young he wasn't sure if it was alright to separate you from your father. Was what he thought till your father told him that it was alright and that the two of you were used to it… Ayato started to deeply dislike your father, out of everything Ayato always valued family and to see you alone, your father countries away as if you don't mind him.. looking as if you were used to it... made his blood boil.

But it wasn't his place to say anything so instead, he choose to watch over you, be that person who your father cant be and become someone who you could look up to. Ayato tried to get to know you… but…. Why are you running away from him??

After trying to talk to you multiple times Ayato found out from Zhongli that you were scared of him. Which surprised him actually, like why? Why were you scared of him, he doesn't look scary, does he? He didn't understand…

He tried to get close to you with gifts and presents even food as it seemed to work for Thoma. But you continued to avoid him when he smiles at you, almost in tears. Kaeya and Childe made so much fun of him.

One day you wanted to go to the playground, you asked Albedo if he could take you to the playground but unfortunately, he was too busy to do so. So instead Albedo asked Ayato to take you to the playground. Ayato took this as an opportunity to get close to you and said yes.

That the walk to the playground was one of the most awkward trips that he had ever had. You were quick to head to the swings when you finally got the chance. Ayato sighed as he watched you play on the swings he planned on reading a book but he was rather thirsty so when he spotted a boba shop he choose to make a quick trip there.

When he came back with two boba drinks in his hands he noticed you yelling at a group of boys. They told you that the park was theirs and that you should just scram if you didn't want to get hurt. Ayato could see your fear but you stayed where you were glaring at them, it wasn't until one of the boys suddenly choose to pull your hair did he intervene stepping right behind you as he looked at the boy who was pulling your hair and the other kids.

When the kids saw him they all froze, Ayato even noticed the “leader” peed themselves on their pants. He didn't threaten them, he said nothing horrible really but maybe it was because of his angry tone that they ran off scared... probably.

Ayato sighed suddenly feeling rather tired, till he suddenly heard a small “thank you” and saw that it was you who said it, not avoiding him but instead looking at him in the eyes.

After that, he just tried to spoil you every day. Dear! if only he had taken a video that time.

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Childe / Tartaglia

Works at a toy company | Age: 25

Childe was a son when their father married a woman for like around 5 years or something, things didn't work and it just got worst and worst that they choose to have a divorce. They wanted nothing from each other and when it came to their children they decided to she would take the oldest with her while the ex-husband would take the 3 other kids with him.

When Childe caught wind that his mother is remarrying and that her fiance has a small daughter. He was absolutely ecstatic!! A younger sister? Of course, he would love to meet her! And the fact that she might stay here is even better! He does have a blood related younger sister but his father who took his three blood related younger siblings choose to leave the country and while Childe could talk to his sibling by call or video chat in the end they are not together and it is difficult when he had to watch his sibling grow farther and farther from him it is just... disappointing.

Childe loves children, he adores his younger siblings... apart of the triplets… They make his blood boil. Thoma is cute but too mature sometimes but Childe spoils Itto, Bennett and Chongyun a lot. But in the end, they are all boys nobody was really able to fill the empty role of his young sister. Childe genuinely wanted to coo at how adorable you were when he first saw you but held himself.

“Hey, my name is Ajax but you can call me Childe! Nice to meet you, little sis.”

If he only could, he wants to grab you and go shopping, buying you everything that you were interested in and touched. Give you a pretty tiara and pinks gowns, play with you and all so to see you actively run away from him as if scared of him he started to pout.

Childe started to whine when he would see you grow close to other siblings even more than him even tho he was trying his best to get close to you unlike them! Diluc had to yell at him telling his brother that he is a grown man and that he shouldn't be mopping and whining, glaring murder at his other brothers when he sees them with you, like a child.

It is just not fair, he is willing to buy you everything! Let him play with his future little sister!! Childe pouted when he watched you interact with Zhongli for once he was jealous of the oldest brother...

It was when your little bunny's right ear ripped, and you were crying did he finally have the chance to interact with you. While you were in tears, trying your best to control your sobs Childe heard your small cries from behind your door did he worry and knocked on the door asking if you were okay.

When you told him about your pink bunny rabbit, he told you to wait, heading to his room he brought a sewing kit that he had and started sewing your bunny’s ear back. You were surprised, looking at your bunny it was a bit wonky but not bad. That was Childe’s first hug he got from you.

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Venti

University Student | Age: 20

Venti, Xiao and Kazuha are triplets. As kids, they grew up together yet much to their mother's surprise all have vastly different personalities. When Venti found out that he was gonna have a little sister he was absolutely delighted! He saw a picture of you that your father sent to his mother and cooed at adorable you looked.

He pouted when everyonde suddenly decided that they would definitely never let you near him when he is seen with a bottle of alcohol he could handle himself!

When he finally get to meet you his eyes sparkled as waved smiling cheerfully at you. When you returned his smile tho a bit hesitantly at first he just wanted to hug and tell you over and over how adorable you are.

"Hi, my name is Venti! So you are my little sister now? You are so cute, ehe~"

While he says that would take care of you often, it is not really that… often. As the boy was always out with friends till late at night partying and on the weekdays he was at university.

But when he does have the time he would teach you how to play the harp, help you do your music homework or play games with him. The two of you would pull small pranks here and there with the siblings and most of the time in the end he would be the one scolded.

One time when he came back home very late, drunk after a party. As the living rooms and the elevators are connected he wondered why the lights on the kitchen that was right beside the living room were on and headed there thinking that he would be seeing one of his brothers as he plan to annoy them or something but then he saw you.

You were placing your cup on the table when you noticed him and jump in surprised, Venti understood that you were here just to get a glass of water and was about to ask you something- He didn't remember what happened after but he woke up on the floor, with a blanket on covering him, a pillow under his head and a killer hangover.

He thought that it was one of his brothers that gave him the blanket and while thankful was quick to forget about it as this wasn't really the first time. So whenever he would come back home the next few days drunk and wake up with a blanket around him the next day. He always thought that it was his brother placing a blanket around him till Kazuha told him that, no it ain't that.

It was you who kept on covering him with a blanket, somedays Kazuha would find you waiting for Venti, when you notice that he hasn't come home. The next moment Venti was right next to you and basically asked you if what Kazuha is true which you nodded, wondering why he was asking as if him being drunk was normal or something…

Venti swore that day never to drink to the point that he would come home and end up sleeping on the floor. But he also started to try and put more effort to spending time with you.

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Xiao

University student | Age: 20

Xiao when he first found out that you would be coming to the teyvat residence absolutely hated it. He is too busy and a child in the house noisy as most of them are would only be annoying for him really. But he had no choice really not when most of his brothers were okay with it and his mother asked him with puppy dog eyes.

Xiao narrowed his eye at you, when he noticed you staring at his tattoos when he finally reached home after school, Venti went somewhere with his friends probably to a party while Kazuha choose to disappear for a while now. Not that he cares, it has nothing to do with him.

You flinched at his glare and looked down intimidated by his gaze, and Xiao decided to play his video games in his room instead of the living room big tv.

"Hmph."

It was a surprise to everyone when Xiao was the first brother you actually grew close with and bonded with. Childe and Ayato both were shocked when they realized this and since it was not like they could really do anything about it they became super passive-aggressive towards Xiao.

You would also be surprised if you didn't forget how scary his glare was when you first meet him. But unlike the other brothers, he was at home pretty much most of the time apart from university. Zhongli would always ask him to look after you and since Xiao had always had so much respect for his older brother he had no choice but to follow.

At first, you were given a cold shoulder as he tells you to head to the living room since he can't trust you not to break anything in his room, he would play a game on his phone or console in the living room while you would do something else.

But it was thought time did the two of you got close. One day he noticed that you were bored and in a roundabout way offered to play a game with him as he had nothing to do back then too, finding no interest in most of his regular games that day. You guys played multiple games together that day. Zhongli took many pictures of the two of you together both focused on the game you were playing at that time.

At one point he let you in his room to show you the games and all he had around. The two of you grew close and he would often give you head pats as a sign of care while acting tough and a little mean even tho know you know that Xiao actually cared about you, he would always go out of his way to help you while playing off as if he didn't want to do so. Be it grabbing a cup from the shelf you cant reach, teaching you your homework when you were confused or unsure of what to do.

Xiao would deny it whenever asked if he helped with something.

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Kazuha

University Student | Age: 20

Kazuha just smiled at you when you finally arrived, he didn't express any dislike maybe a bit of concern at first when he found out that your father would just leave you with them and go on to have an early honeymoon with their mother disguised as a business work.

but in the end, he didn't care as much as others.

When Kazuha first meet you was when you were trying to help Thoma clean the garden in front of the mansion. He was resting on a bench as he played with a leaf with his fingers when you looked at him curiously. Kazuha smiled at you suddenly and when he got your attention he started to play a small tune with the leaf he was holding.

He wanted to smile but couldn't when he heard a gasp and then small pit pats of steps growing closer and closer. You were quiet as you watch him in awe of how he made sounds with a leaf only when he was done did you speak telling him that was so cool and how did he do that?

“Well, that is a secret. You must be ____… I am Kazuha.”

When you found out that he was your brother, you were surprised. But maybe because of the leaf tune that he made when you two first meet he won a few points as, unlike other brothers you weren't really awkward around him. Sometimes you would bring a leaf when you see him hold a leaf in his hand as if you were going to sneakingly copy him or something. It is cute really and Kazuha was more amused than annoyed by everything.

You and he would meet up in the garden when you had the time or weren't already hanging with another brother. It wasn't really decided that you would meet him at around this time or where to meet but since you always see him in the garden at a certain time you would always try to follow it.

It was nice to have a company, unknowingly as time went on Kazuha had grown used to seeing you right beside him sometimes watching him. He was delighted when you finally made a sound with the leaf that sounded more like a PIII- than anything bit it was progress. Kazuha thought that he would be able to spend more time with you when the summer vacation starts… So imagine his surprise when he heard that you were sleeping all morning almost every day when summer vacation finally started, what he thought was the time he would spend with his little sister.

You guys don't talk often outside the garden but when he asked why you were waking up so later and when you vaguely respond that you were waiting for someone and that you didn't want them to get cold he connected the dots when Venti suddenly whined about his hangover.

Kazuha then just smiles at you and told you that nobody is going to be sleeping on the floor tonight and even after you should sleep early tonight and not sneak out past your bedtime.

You hesitantly nodded…

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Thoma

Highschool student | Age: 18

When Thoma heard that he might get a younger sister soon and that she was coming to live in the teyvat residence, instead of excited he was a bit worried. Worried about how others would react to meeting you, would they scare you away or will you cry since you were in a new place and outside your comfort zone and with some of his brothers right in front of your face.

His worries were proven true when he saw the excitement in his older brother Childe, Venti and his younger brother Itto, how they keep on saying that they would be the best brothers! Thoma looked at Ayato who was chuckling aright beside him as if this wasn't a problem at all, but when he saw his brother Ayato’s eye, Thoma knew there would be competition…

Thoma wasn't really able to talk to you the first time when he saw you in the living room with your dad as your father talked with the others. As he had to calm Itto down before the teen could charge into the group and probably scoop you in his arms. It was only later when you were exploring the kitchen did you meet Thoma who looked at you surprised but ended up smiling at you asking if you want to eat anything.

“Hey my name is Thoma, I am one of your brothers. Uhhh, want anything to eat?”

You quietly ate the Dango that Thoma gave you that day, and was later found by your father and Thoma’s mom who laughed as they asked if you already bonded with one of the brothers. After that when you started living in the residence it was always to Thoma did you go for snacks, as if silently labeling him as the snack keeper.

You weren't necessarily close with Thoma at first as you were with Xiao, but Thoma absolutely loves to watch you eat the food he prepared or made. Your chubby cheeks as you chew on the cake or whatever dessert or sweet he brought that day. It is a secret from the other brother but Thoma probably is the one who poked your cheeks the most, which is a surprise considering that Childe also pokes your cheeks often and surprisingly Diluc too.

Maybe because of that, you started to grow close with him too faster than other siblings Thoma is the one who you would unconsciously look for when Xiao isn't there. Maybe because of how he was always in the living room watching him clean, while you eat the fruits that he cut for you or you attempt to try and help him.

Or maybe it was that time when you actually got so sick, a high fever you stayed in bed as you unconsciously called your dad. Thoma was the one who looked after you, changing your towel when needed, giving you medicine on time and just staying right beside you watching over you.

The other brothers would have helped but it seems that day all of them apart from Thoma were all very busy and unable to cancel their appointments when they heard that you were really sick. Thoma stayed by you telling you that it was okay and that he will be by your side and when you ask if you will be alone he told you, you will never be alone.

The next day it was Thoma with the high fever.

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Itto

Highschool student | Age: 17

Aside from Childe and Ayato, Itto's reaction to having a baby sister was just as big. Jumping up and down asking Zhongli when he would get to meet her. Zhongli told him it won't be after a month or two depending on your father and everyday Itto would nag the oldest brother in the family asking him when you would come to visit family and when he could see you.

Although he has two brothers younger than him Itto always dreamed of having an even younger sibling where he could act like his older siblings where they could look for him when they need help and care. And sure he helps his two younger brothers but he wishes that he has a sibling where he could carry them on his shoulders and show them how awesome he is! Chongyun and Bennett do look up to him but Itto still wants a younger sibling where he could read storybooks too and carry them with one arm just as how his older siblings has done for him when he was a kid.

So when he finally saw you Itto almost threw himself at you if not for the fact that Thoma was holding him back telling Itto that he might scare you.

"You may call the Awesome Me, Big brother Itto!"

Itto at first tried to get close to you, but maybe because of how pushy he was you started to actively avoid him that he became almost like a sad puppy as he watched you interact with Albedo, Kaeya and even Xiao just fine. He wanted to be that awesome brother too!!

So when you saw him almost mopping around as Kaeya told you that he is surprised that Itto was like this as he never saw the boy this sad before you knew it was your fault.

So "carefully" you approached him, and Itto could not be anymore happier! Following what Thoma said he tried his best not to scare you away, which most of the time failed really badly. But the more you got used to Itto's personality the more you open up in the end, so it didn't hugely matter. Just Itto being Itto

Itto would go around almost yelling at his school how he got the best younger sister in the whole wide world. And would flaunt all the pictures the two of you had taken together. One time when Zhongli took you to Itto’s school to pick him up, Itto yelled when he saw you. Grabbing you and placing you on his shoulders he ran back to his school yelling that his little sister is here and how you are so adorable. See! See!! He has the best sister!!

From the beginning, he is the one who always yelled out loudly that you were his sister and that you and he were family! When you felt so lonely there was a high chance he could be in a corner just waiting to scare you by saying family or little sis! Always telling you that you belong to the family even tho your father and their mother weren't even married yet. It made it easier for you to open up, otherwise, it would probably take even more time for you to come out of your shell.

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Chongyun

Middle school student | Age: 14

Chongyun thought you were a ghost the first time he meet you, late at night when you were looking for something to eat when it was difficult to leave your room as you were still shy back then. Chongyun had heard that a little girl moved to the residence, he didn't have time to meet you as he was busy with studies and training martial arts.

So in a dark living room, the only light coming from the fridge is kind of freaky most children would think. Chongyun spotted you, almost glowing from the light of the fridge and screamed. He didn't know what he was thinking when he moved to hit you thinking that he must exorcise you, he wasn't thinking and moved on instinct thinking that if he hit you once you would be gone.

The poor boy was topped by Albedo, who was watching over you that day as he was worried that you didn't eat much that day. He didn't want to scare you by appearing so suddenly in this dark place so he hid, only to have to come out of his hiding when he saw Chongyun about to hit you.

He woke up the whole building, all the brothers woke up when they heard Chongyun’s shout (Thinking that Chongyun was probably seeing things as it wasn't the first time) and bolted out of their rooms when they heard the cries of a small girl. DID CHONGYUN HIT YOU?? The boy was furiously apologizing to you as you cling to Zhongli’s arms, frightened and crying.

After that you avoided him, whenever you see him you would retreat to your room which broke the small kid's heart really, some of his brothers chuckled the first time but grew to pity their little brother when it became constant.

Chongyun tried to talk to you at dinner, but half of the time you ignored him or just hesitantly answered him avoiding eye contact. At this point, Kaeya stepped in and took you to another room and explained the misunderstanding, while Zhongli and the other brothers did try to explain they didn't do exactly well and still left the awkwardness in the air.

Kaeya told you that Chongyun was really sorry and that it was all a misunderstanding, the man added a small joker two telling you that even he would be scared of the fridge ghost. You laughed and finally listened, planning on giving Chongyun another chance. So when you opened your door, in front of you was Chongyun holding two popsicles in his hands.

“Ummm… I wanted to give you a popsicle… Do you… want one?”

After that the two of you started talking again, it was awkward at first but Chongyun felt a bit of pride when he showed you all the gymnastics he could do, he had to be careful not to show you too much fighting worried that you might be scared again but the giggles and wows that he got from you when he does a handstand or something similar fills him with pride.

He didn't remember what he thought when he heard that you will be living here at the teyvat residence. He probably didn't care much, but not that you are here and will become his little sister he didn't mind and really like it and when you ask if you could do the same as him he promised you that he would teach you how to do it.

Of course with another brother present and a lot of soft mats if case you get hurt while you try to jump… Chongyun might have become a wee bit protective

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Bennett

Middle school student | Age: 14

When Bennett heard that he was gonna get a little sister when his mother is going to remarry, Bennet grew excited. He wasn't as loud with it as Itto and Childe, but he was skipping when he went back to his room… not before tripping on a wire cable. Bennet was actually adopted into the family similar like Kaeya as his parents died in a car crash. Their friend then took pity on Bennett and adopted him, so here he was now.

Even with Kaeya, Bennett occasionally felt outcasted from the family so to him when you join the family he felt he won't be alone anymore!- Not that he wants to outcast you from his family, no! He wants to be the one who welcomes you, be beside you like what Kaeya had done for him and this time become a big brother after always being the younger brother! Arge it is hard to explain- but Bennett is definitely happy!!

Bennett's second meeting with you was when he saw you in the living room alone, he wanted to greet you, and halfway to his hello he tripped again on wires and fell on his face. He didn't break anything but he got a small cut on his face from somewhere he wasn't sure.

You looked at him in worry your shyness gone out of concern for him as you run towards him asking Bennett if he was alright? He told you he was alright but you suddenly stood up and ran to your room before he could say anything else and came back with a pink bandaid with bunnies on it, sticking it on his face. All the boy could do was grin and thank you for it.

It wasn't on purpose, really that he started tripping on wire or anything really right in front of you. He wished he didn't show you such an uncool side of him but what happened happened and it is not like he could really do anything about it.

His brothers teased him about how many bandaids he had that was pink and bunny design. But it was cute and instead of him being a big bro you became a nagging and watchful little sis that constantly worried about him and later he would get a kiss from your pink bunny doll on top of the bandaid while you started to sing for the pain to go away.

So imagine his surprise when Ayato called him to pick you up from the kindergarten as he suddenly had work that day only to see you being picked up by the other kids in the kindergarten the teacher was nowhere in sight. He heard them say that you were motherless and that your father would leave soon after and that he didn't want you since he always outside the country, away from you. They said mean things over and over and over... that you don't have a family...

You started to cry when one of the kids try to take your rabbit doll away did Bennett scream at them to leave you alone. Seeing a boy older than them the kids got scared and ran away just not before pushing you to the floor. He picked you up as you cried in your arms telling him what they said was right and that you were alone.

He hugged you tight, telling you that it was alright and the bullies were gone he told you that you had a family and that it was with him your brother! and also that your other brothers were all waiting for you at home, that your family is waiting for you at home.

When you finally collected yourself you told him that you and him weren't family and that this was different. But Bennett stopped you with a smile as he placed a bandaid on your nose where there was a small cut there.

"You are family! It doesn't matter if we are not blood-related or if our parents have yet to marry. I think of you as family and brothers all of them all think of you as family and nothing could change that!"

Some things to take note of~ (or just notes of things I was thinking when I was writing this)

♡ Reader's father should be around his late 40s (early 40s when the reader was born.) While your mother was in her 30s when she gave birth to the reader. They always wanted to have a kid but it never really happened so the reader was a happy surprise that time.

♡ Reader's soon to be stepmother married multiple times excluding your father she married a total of 3 times.

♡ Her first husband she had Zhongli, Diluc, Albedo and Ayato till they got separated. Childe was with her second husband she had another 3 kids with him but he took them when they separated, while with her third husband she gave birth to the triplets Venti, Xiao and Kazuha then Thoma, Itto and Chongyun. Kaeya and Bennett being adopted.

♡ She should be around her 50s right now

♡ Readers father's job had something to do with being a traveler, so that is kinda why he would go out often while his fiance and reader's soon to be step mother is a rich lady with her own business and all but sold it when she choose to retire early. She met your father when the two of them were in a foreign country. And they somehow clicked.

♡ There is a chance where you/reader got close with Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma and Xiao first, and Ayato and Childe absolutely hate it. (Kaeya and Albedo because in canon they took care of Klee and for Xiao’s reason is a bit more elaborate; the reader here has always been alone so brothers like Childe and Itto can be overwhelming for her Xiao is just the opposite which would be nice after the sudden change of atmosphere. Thoma... is obvious.. and not because I adore this boy too much..)

♡ It is kinda hinted that the reader knows a drunkard before coming to the teyvat residence on Venti's part. Reader's father asked many of his relatives to take care of you and while not written here close friends too. Use that info as you wish.

Note: This was not supposed to be this long..... like I was probably thinking around....2k words...? but things keep adding and adding and this happened and now this is the longest post I ever made~

Some characters had more text than others, I know that but I didn't want to spend even more time on this than what I have done already. I hope you understand.

But all in all, I am happy with how it turned out and I hope you like it! comment or reblog this if you do!! I really love reading your thoughts!

Other than that.... it is almost 3 am I thought I would be done with this 3 hours ago, soooooo~ good night guys and have a nice day/night~ zzzzzzz

cute

geo dad adopts everyone challenge 

I think about them a lot

imagine if ayaka once tried to set her brother and vigil!mc up by bringing uo the offer of a wedding between the two during a meeting she called.

maybe you and ayato were.. in your teens nearing adulthood? idk.

little kazuha listening in to the conversation and once he heard “marriage” and your and ayato’s names, he burst in and starts bawling as he hugs the mc. glaring at the young kamisato head. and imagine if he stuck out his tongue and blew raspberries at them as he and you left the room.

-🦧 kazuha never forgot. though his grudge on the kamisatos has lessened

THIS IS ADORABLE ψ(｀∇´)ψ My serotonin for the day! o(≧口≦)o

Prepare for a lot of kaomojis utc ahaha-

Little Kazuha has always been protective of MC what with her suitors (as seen in that one short where he does everything in his power to stop the conversation between MC and a boy lmao).

Now, their age gap isn't that large, actually. I'd say around three.

So... maybe MC/Ayato's around 11? 12? Young enough to humor and play along with their younger siblings lol, who are around 8-9.

I can just see Ayaka having this phase in which she read tons of romance novels and gives matchmaking a try lmao. What better 'victim' than her dear brother?

Tomo is aware of everything Ayaka is doing lol and is probably the one to tell Kazuha about it when they were sword fighting.

The panic and hORROR (＃°Д°) on Kazuha's face as he goes,

Nee-san? Σ(゜ロ゜;) MARRIAGE!? (*ﾟﾛﾟ) !!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (ｼ;ﾟДﾟ)ｼ

He'll rush to the Kamisato Estate and demand to see where they are, with that sword of his in hand ahdjsdhahdada

Now, envision him running into a scene where Ayato and MC are exchanging flower rings (they're just going along with Ayaka's musings) and you can just see him- ‘`( ꒪Д꒪),､

youcanhearhisheartbreak

He'll go chOOOOOTTTO MATTAAAA ヾ(ﾟДﾟ;ヾ) Is this a real marriage he's seeing!? ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

NEE-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!(ﾉ*ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

（┛〃°　Д°）┛ YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED YET

ALSO WHO'S THAT GIRL MARRYING HIS NEE-SAN OFF TO SOME GUY? (｢⊙Д⊙)｢

THE KAMISATO YOU SAY? ฺ(☼Д☼) Oh no, a part of the tri-commission... (￣ ‘i ￣;)

THAT AIN'T STOPPING HIM

He'll make an excuse to pull MC OUT of there, going:

Nee-san quick ⊃゜Д゜）⊃

Then just being (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ because he's successful lmao.

Your new theme's so pretty !! nwfenefn I can't get any of my drafts done either :_) , how about enemies to lovers hcs (or whatever format you prefer) with Scara and Xiao?

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TYSM KOUUU <33 mwah ilysm, and ugh writers block is so ass !! as always ofcc <33 scara and xiao r my little meow meows /j i love my murderers !! RUSHED AS HELL

cw/summary // enemies to lovers (r.k) more of a pride and prejudice type beat for xiao tho, jealousy (r.k) dueling (r.k) romantic tension (r.k) not rlly enemies to lovers for xiao more like misunderstandings and misconceptions, rain scene (a.x) kissing (a.x, r.k) probly more but I'm lazy lol

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he DESPISED you, the tsaritsa's subordinate —who ranked lower than him — like u made his blood boil. everyone either is brainwashed to love him or is too scared to say anything other than a simple 'my lord'

ohohooo !! not u tho !! constantly running your mouth — archons he hated u through and through !!

his rivalry with you is the most entertaining thing ever kajdksms, witty comments thrown back and forth 24/7

"'my lord' you can't even go a day without beheading one that does not agree with you, what kind of lord does that make you ?!" "shut your mouth you peasant !"

sneering at each other every time one would pass by. you angered him !! so why was it when that day you laughed along with that hell of a man — tartaglia — his heart burned and blood seethed.

or the day you smirked at him and his heart skipped a beat. drawing him close to piss him off but instead alighting a fire in his heart.

god did seeing you make it burn even brighter.

he hated it. he hated how weak you made him feel.

scara being scara challenged you to a duel — if this feeling didnt stop he would have made it himself.

the mischievous glint in your eyes as you pin him down with a smirk

"gotcha ! what happened to the ever so powerful lord scarA—" he pulls you in by your collar, you smile into the kiss and pull away.

the two of you catching your breath.

"shut up" he whispers between pants, "oh? then make me my lord"

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okay okay, so for xiao i don't necessarily see like ENEMIES to lovers but a more you think he's being mean but rlly its how he shows his love !

giving very pride and prejudice (05 adaptation >>>) but anyways !!

he scolds you in such a cold manner about how you should be careless, saying stuff like ;

"you're just a weak human, what could you do ?" he says it with such a stone cold face that you don't even realize he's trying to convey his liking towards you.

you think he doesnt like u it's just he's so touch starved and awkward he doesn't know how to deal with these emotions !

at first he did think you were a distraction — a source of disappointment and anger ofc, cause that's the only reason why he always felt so bleh around you

nope ! he just likes you lolz, bby is so stiff too.

just imagine most mr. darcy and elizabeth scenes as u and xiao. yep.

AHEM "from the very beginning, from the first moment I may almost say, of my acquaintance with you, your manners impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain for the feelings of others, were such as to form that ground-work of disapprobation, on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry."

"You have said quite enough, madam. I perfectly comprehend your feelings, and now have only to be ashamed of what my own have been. Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness." AHEM, that scene in the rain for u and xiao ? SAY LESS

but anyways when he confesses to you you think it's all some kind of sick joke, you end up spewing out saying you'd never date him and he's sick for doing this to you. scaring the poor guy off :(

verr spots you at the balcony and quickly interrogates you on xiaos where abouts — she hasn't seen him and neither have you. a feeling of regret pools in your stomach and you pitfully go to search for him

"xiao ! xiao !" rain pours on you and your clothes stick to your skin as you call for him. tears gloss your eyes and you are one step closer to breaking down

"what do you want" he growls at you, mouth in a snarl.

"you're safe, thank archons" your eyes gleam and you grab into him, crying and sniffling.

"im sorry, im sorry, i hate myself for that i—"

he scoffs and grabs your face smashing your lips into his, "shut up, will you ?"

a light blush and tender look in his eyes as he speaks and it makes you smile fondly. he can't find himself to hate you anymore and neither can you.

Kazuha is a green flag for sure

This is just perfection

My Special Little Somebody…

Warnings: fluff at the start, angst at the end, character death.

Character: Diluc x reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Note: This one did have me almost uncontrollably sobbing at my phone screen so I hope you all enjoy this one. It did take me a hot second to write this all. I love you guys <3

This is unedited so please excuse any mistakes!

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“Good Morning Master Diluc! What flowers would you like to pick today?” You cheered, a bright smile plastering your features as your gaze met the man in front of you.

“Good Morning to you as well, Y/N.” The way he said your name felt like cold water on a hot day, it send tingles down your spine as your eyes locked.

“How have you been? You haven’t come around these past few days.” You started conversation. It was true, he hadn’t appeared at your shop for around three days. Of course, you were worried.

“I have been…busy. You do not need to worry yourself with my dealings. How have you been?” His eyes never left yours and you felt like you were drowning in red.

If you had been anyone else watching your interaction, you’d see a lovesick fool and a man who was too oblivious to realise the very obvious affection being displayed before him.

“Of course, Master Diluc, as mysterious as ever,” You started, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, “I have been lovely, business has been slow but nonetheless fruitful, thank you for asking.” You smiled up at him and your heart almost caved at the slight smile playing on his lips.

“I’m glad to hear you have been well, I’ll take the usual.” He announced before handing you a bag of mora, in which you tucked away before handing him a bouquet of Lamp Grass flowers.

They had a soft glow to them due to the daylight, but they were still beautiful nonetheless. You tied a careful bow around the base to hold them together before handing them to the man before you.

Your hands brushed against one another as you passed it to him, sending a jolt of warmth through your body. You played it off, not wanting to make it obvious that the small action affected you.

“You have my thanks Y/N, they’re as beautiful as ever.” Oh how you wished he had spoke of you like that.

“No need to thank me Master Diluc, I was just-“ You were cut off as your fellow coworker stormed onto the scene, her face bright red with a big smile on her face as she stepped in front of you.

“I actually hand-picked those myself and set them up for you prior to this encounter, Master Diluc. I also ensured that they stayed in great condition for you, I know how much you value quality.” Donna.

The reason for your jealousy and the source of your rage. She made up lies to impress him, took advantage of your hard labour and stole your spotlight.

Yet, she was still your coworker and your boss, there was nothing you could do but sit back and watch as she slowly whisks away the man of your dreams.

You had known Diluc as a child, but due to his status as a Ragnvindr, you two never met. Secretly tho, you watched from afar as he play fought with his brother, Kaeya.

You watched him grow up into the man he was today. He had always had a certain charm to him, attracting all kinds of people regardless of their status.

Even tho he came off cold, his aura pulled people in, inviting them into the warmth of his presence for even a mere moment. He was charming, yet clueless of this characteristic of his.

However even through his charm, he was still cold.

“Thank you, Donna, however I believe I was speaking to Y/N before you unkindly interrupted. I would like to resume our conversation.” His words were stern, his eyes glaring like daggers as he tried to be friendly to the brunette before him.

Donna stuttered over her words, spitting out an apology before turning around and glaring at you, walking away to sulk afterwards.

You turned your gaze back to the red head and noticed that his eyes were already trained on you, as if he was waiting for you to speak. You swallowed the nervous lump in your throat.

“Thank you, Master Diluc, but you really shouldn’t have done that. I’m sure she was just trying to make conversation with you, you must be well aware of her feelings towards you.” You tried to reason, sticking up for your boss as much as you could as you didn’t want to be fired.

“I am aware, however I feel the need to clarify her feelings stay unrequited. I appreciate the lengths she goes to, however this affection is no longer required. I do not need such futile things, please inform her for me.” He continued.

His words made you wince.

He didn’t need such futile things…?

“I will, Master Diluc.” You bowed respectfully, handing him his change before sending him another smile.

“Have a lovely day Y/N, and do feel free to drop by the tavern for a bit, your drinks will always be on the house.” You smiled at him and nodded, waving him off as he disappeared around the corner.

Diluc had never once charged you for a drink at his tavern, in fact, not even Charles did. At first, you had found it weird when your hard-earned money had been given back to you at the bar, but you couldn’t complain, as a matter of fact you were grateful.

You still had no idea why he did this act, but you brushed it off as a kind gesture and went on with your life, dropping by the tavern every once in a while for a friendly conversation.

“Good evening Charles!” You chimed brightly, making your way over to the stools at the bar. The bartender turned around and you watched his expression brighten at the sight of you.

“Ah! My favourite customer! I’m glad you’re here, these drunkards are out of control this afternoon, it’s good to have someone who knows how to handle their booze.” You laughed at his words, making yourself comfortable in the stool furthest away from the festivities.

“I can only ‘handle my booze’ because I don’t drink alcohol Charles.” You smiled, watching him pour your usual drink, Wolfhook Juice.

“And I thank the archons everyday for that fact.” He let out a hearty chuckle while handing you the drink before he turned to the other customers.

You smiled to yourself before sipping on your drink. Despite how loud the tavern was from all the loud chatter of the customers, you always managed to find comfort in there.

It put you at ease with how lively it was, it made you feel at home. Ever since you had come to Mondstadt from Liyue, you had always longed for your hometown.

But this was your home now, and you loved it.

“Where is Master Diluc?” You spoke up, your gaze flicking around for the familiar tuft of red hair you had grown to love.

“He’s had some business to attend to so he won’t be joining us tonight, but don’t worry your drink are still on the house.” He sent you a playful wink at the end of his sentence in which you flicked an ice cube at him.

“You make me feel bad for having free drinks all the time Charles. One of these days you’re going to have to allow me to repay you for all of this.” You lifted your glass up to your lips and took a sip, relishing in the coolness of it.

“I’m afraid you may go bankrupt.” You both laughed at his words before you drank the remaining liquid in your glass, placing it down onto the bar.

“Well well if it isn’t the Flower Damsel, what brings you to such a place at such late hours?” Your body tensed before it relaxed at the realisation of who it was.

“Good evening to you too Captain Kaeya.” You turned to send him a smile before patting the stool next to you.

Flower Damsel. A nickname you had adopted after Kaeya had saved you from an abyss mage, and then a group of hilichurls, and then some Fatui agents. Needless to say you always managed to find trouble, or maybe it always found you.

The flower part came from your occupation, working at the flower shop at the front of the city. It also came from how kind you were, or at least that’s what Kaeya said to cover up his terrible nicknaming abilities.

“I’m assuming you’re here for my dearest brother?” The captain teased, watching your face turn bright red as you shot him a sharp glare.

“If you hadn’t gaslit me into telling you about my feelings for him, my life would be a lot easier.” You huffed, accepting another drink from Charles.

“Oh please, it’s not like you’re any good at hiding it.” Kaeya accepted his own drink from Charles and took a big sip, letting out a relaxed sigh after.

“He does have a point, I’m surprised Master Diluc hasn’t caught on yet.” Charles chimed in, polishing a few glasses as he flicked his eyes at you.

“Master Diluc is a smart man, he most definitely knows already…he just probably doesn’t want to have to let me down…” You let out a defeated sigh, your shoulders slumping over the bar.

“You think he would reject you?” Kaeya side-eyed you, his cup held up to his lips as he drank from it once again.

“Of course, what would a man of his class have anything to do with someone as insignificant as me?” You laid your head down onto the cool wooden bar and sighed again.

“Now now don’t get all sappy on me,” Kaeya started, gently patting you on the bag as he downed the rest of his drink, “Say, I’ll walk you home, I wouldn’t want anything to happen to you now would I?” You smiled at the captain before finishing your drink and waving to Charles as you both exited the tavern.

It was fairly late into the night, almost 2 weeks after you had last seen Diluc. Naturally, you were worried for the man, what if something had happened?

The sky’s were pouring down rain, people had retreated into their homes and the city was quiet. The sun had long since set, and the people of Mondstadt had tucked in for the night. You included.

That was until the loud banging on your door woke you up, panic instilling through your body as you slowly crept down the stairs and into your living room where the front door was.

The banging had softened now, but it still alarmed you greatly. Who could possibly be visiting at such late hours? And why were they so urgent to enter your home?

With shaky hands, you twisted the doorknob and pulled it open.

“Master Diluc!” You let out a noise of surprise as the red-head looked up at you. He looked disheveled, his hair sticking to his face from the rain, his coat drenched and he was hunched over, cradling something to his side.

His burning eyes locked with yours as he let out loud huffs of exhaustion, no words coming from his mouth at all as he made silent pleas with you.

“Come inside quick, and make yourself comfortable while I go and run you a bath.” You didn’t really know what to do, you had never seen him like this before.

He stepped into your home, his hands still cradling something that was tucked into his coat. You chose not to question it for now, assuming he would tell you once you returned from running his bath.

After you did, you rummaged through your closet and eventually found something that may fit him. You laid it out in the bathroom before returning back downstairs with a towel.

When you got there, you saw him hunched over, sitting up-right on your couch. His hair was a mess, knotty and soaking from the rain.

“Master Diluc? I brought you a towel.” You walked over and gently placed the towel over his shoulders before walking around to face in front of him.

Still, he said nothing.

Instead he pulled back his coat, revealing what he had been hiding since he got here. Your eyes widened at the sight and your hands went up to cup your mouth.

“A puppy?” You said, your eyes meeting his as he nodded at you. The small animal was looking up at you with big doe eyes, it’s fur soaked and it’s entire body shivering from the cold.

“I found him on my way back, I couldn’t just leave him there so I brought him here. I’m sorry for the sudden intrusion.” The first time he had spoken to you that evening.

“No no no it’s absolutely fine, I’m just glad you’re okay-“ You cut yourself off as you realised what you had said. Your face went bright red as you looked anywhere but at him.

“Thank you for your concern, Y/N.” His voice, as soothing as ever.

Your flustered form fumbled around for another towel to wrap the dog in. Diluc handed you the puppy as you wrapped it in a blanket and gently placed it back into the couch, watching it snuggled further into the warmth of the towel.

“Your bath is ready, Master Diluc. it’s just upstairs so feel free to go for one whenever you want.” You smiled up at him as you stepped away from the dog, bowing to him respectfully.

“No need to be so formal Y/N, just call me Diluc for this evening.” Your heart beat quickened at his words as you smiled like an idiot and nodded before shooting off into the kitchen and fetching something for the dog to eat.

You heard Diluc make his way up the stairs before the bathroom door clicked shut. You let out a relieved sigh and felt your shoulders relax.

Diluc had showed up at your door in the middle of the night with a puppy. All things considered, it seemed unusual for him to not only disappear for multiple weeks on end, but also show up looking as disheveled as he did.

There had to be some other reason as to why he was here, and you were going to find it out before he had a chance to disappear again.

“Uhm Master- I mean- Diluc? Could you pass me your clothes so I can start to dry them?” You gently knocked on the bathroom door.

But there was silence.

“Diluc…?” You knocked again, but you were greeted with silence once again.

You couldn’t even hear the sound of the water sloshing around as he washed himself. No sound of his breathing or anything at all.

Your worries worsened as the seconds went by, continuing to knock on the door and call out his name. However, you received no response each time.

“Lord Barbatos, please forgive me for this.” You prayed before closing your eyes and opening the door slowly, squinting your eyes open before they widened in shock.

“Master Diluc! Are you okay?” You cried out, quickly making your way over to the bathtub and his limp form sitting in the water.

“Oh no- Gods no- Please.” Your breathing was jagged and your eyes were teary as you desperately felt for a pulse. You felt your shoulders relax a bit as you felt the small thumping of his heart.

Thankfully, he had not yet removed his pants yet, so you didn’t have to deal with him being completely nude.

You observed his figure and saw small cuts all over his body, bruises littering his stomach and arms and a large gash on his stomach spilling out blood. The water in the bath had turned red from it, the sight making you lightheaded.

It was an effort, but you managed to pull him out of the bathtub and lay him onto the ground of the bathroom before running off to get medical supplies.

Of course, you would’ve preferred to take him to see Barbara, but the church was so far away and it was so late into the night. You knew no other healers who could help him so you tried your best to stop the bleeding and aid him properly.

After what seemed like forever, you managed to stop the bleeding momentarily and bandage him up. It took even more effort to dry him off and get him into a new change of clothes.

Your face was bright red as you caught yourself staring at his toned body, his muscled stomach, his biceps and even his hands. You were even more flustered as you were changing his clothes, having to do it with your eyes closed for not only his privacy but for the sake of being respectful.

You had laid him down onto your bed, choosing to let him take it as it was far more comfortable than your couch. You had brushed out his hair and braided it carefully before going back down onto the kitchen to get him water for when he wakes up.

Once you returned, you sat down next to him, staring at his exhausted form with worried eyes. You bit your lip to hold back your tears as you reached up to gently tuck his hair behind his ear.

“Oh Diluc…what got you into this mess?”

The next morning you woke before him, choosing to take the day off to aid to his needs. You dried his clothes and made him breakfast.

The puppy he had brought him was much more lively as it was jumping around at your feet as you prepared his meal. You fed it small pieces of chicken before taking Diluc meal upstairs for him.

“Now now, calm down you’re going to wake him up.” You whispered to the dog, shushing it’s loud yaps as you both made it up the stairs and into the bedroom.

You almost jumped out of your skin as you saw him already sitting up and looking around the room. His eyes locked with yours and then the dogs.

“Master Diluc! You’re awake, I’m glad.” You sigh with relief at seeing him conscious as you walk over and carefully place the platter of food onto his lap.

“I thought we already went over the formalities?” You tensed up at his words. You had totally forgotten, you had been too focused on whether he was going to wake up from his slumber.

Feeling uneased by the silence, he clears his throat before continuing.

“Never mind that, I must thank you for not only allowing me to seek refuge in your home but also for aiding me. I should have made you aware of my condition, I apologise if I worried you in any way.” He bows his head in shame and your heart clenched painfully.

“Oh no, don’t apologise. I’m just relieved you’re okay now, I wasn’t sure what to do at first but I managed to patch you up pretty well.” You became flustered as his eyes were trained on you.

His gaze made you melt and made your stomach erupt in butterflies. His eyes were scarlett red and so fierce, yet they had a sense of warmth behind them.

“You did a wonderful job. How could I repay you for aiding me?” He continued to stare up at you, his eyes filled with a new determination that you’d never seen before.

“Think of this as me repaying you for the free drinks at the tavern.” You smile at him before lifting the small dog at your feet up into your arms.

“This little guy managed to make it though the night as well, I guess you both have something in common now.” You let out a happy laugh as the puppy licked your cheek.

Diluc observed the interaction with wide, sparkling eyes. You looked so beautiful. Had you always been this breathtaking?

Diluc never understood why he found himself so enamoured with you. He found himself thinking of you while he worked, found himself purposefully bumping into you around the city and even offered you unlimited free drinks.

Yet he could never understand why.

“Would you like to keep him?” He spoke up, watching your head flick to his direction as a bright smile crossed your features.

“Really? Are you sure?” The smile on your face only for wider as you saw him nod his head. You snuggled the dog closer to your chest as it tapped happily and licked your face all over.

“Oh! We need to name him!” You carefully sat down in front of Diluc on the bed, the dog still cradled in your arms as you looked at the man expectantly.

“I am…not the best with names…why don’t you come up with one and I’ll give my opinion on it?” He says bashfully, his hand reaching up to gently scratch the dog behind the ear.

“Hmm…” You looked around your room, looking for some inspiration before your eyes landed back into Diluc.

Then you got an idea.

“Let’s name him Phoenix.” You smiled at the man before you, watching his eyebrows furrow in confusion.

Before he could ask, you answered.

“You have a pyro vision right? I’ve seen you fight before! The giant Phoenix you make out of fire! It’s so cool, I think it’s a perfect name for our puppy!” You exclaimed.

Diluc felt his face heat up and his palms start to sweat, he felt his heartbeat in his ears and knees. His lips twisted up into a smile before he composed himself and coughed into his closed fist.

Our puppy.

“It’s a wonderful name Y/N, I think it suits him.” You both smile at each other before you shoot ip from the bed with the dog still in your arms.

“I should leave you to eat your breakfast in peace, your clothes are laying just over there on my dresser for whenever you need to leave. I assume you have some duties to attend to, and you should probably go see Barbara…” You smile and wave at him in which he returned, before you slipped out of the bedroom and back downstairs.

It had been about a month since then, and Diluc had now begun to make frequent visits to your home. Phoenix and him got along wonderfully, and you wondered if it was because your puppy knew Diluc was the one who saved him…

Today was another afternoon where Diluc came to visit, however today seemed a bit different.

“Good evening Diluc, come inside quickly before Phoenix tries to make a run for it.” You usher the man inside quickly, the dog already jumping at the sight of him.

“Good evening Y/N, how are you today?” He said as he scooped the puppy into his arms and gently rubbed behind its ears.

It was odd to see the notorious Master Diluc be so gentle with such a small creature, but it warmed your heart nonetheless.

“I’m good! Phoenix has been following me around all day tho and hasn’t kept whining. I think he really misses you.” You giggle when Phoenix lands a big lick on Dilucs cheek, making the man grimace and place the dog back down.

“He is quite lively when I’m around, I’m glad I let you keep him otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to care for him as well as you do.” He says, taking his coat off and hanging it by tens door before taking his shoes off as well.

“He keeps me on my feet is all I’m gonna say. He’s good company too!” You smile down at the dog and watch as he jumps and barks happily.

The evening continued with you and Diluc making conversation as you prepared dinner for you both. Phoenix sat by Dilucs feet as he told you about his day, his dealings and his upcoming goals.

The two of you had grown rather close in such a short amount of time, it almost felt unreal to you that THE Master Diluc was now one of your closest friends.

The man whom you had loved for years…

It was when you both were finished your meals and Phoenix was passed out on the couch that Diluc finally dropped the bomb on you.

“I am going to be leaving for a few months.” He said, taking a sip of the grape juice you had poured for him.

“Oh.” You felt the room go quiet as you stared at the glass of water in your hand. You didn’t know what to say.

He was leaving? Again?

And this time…for months?

“Well uh- when- when are you leaving?” You tried to sound confident, and thankfully it seemed to work as he took another sip of his drink before answering.

“In about 3 days, I have dealings in Snezhnaya that I need to handle. However due to me being banned from the country, it’s going to be a lot more difficult so it will evidently take longer.” He explained, not once looking up to see the absolute distraught on your face.

3 days…

“Ah I see…” You took a sip of your water.

“Well, I do wish you the absolute best on your journey. However this time, could you return without the major injuries and a stray animal?” Your words made him laugh.

He laughed.

Diluc laughed.

You felt a smile pull its way onto your lips as he finally met your eyes.

“I can not promise anything.” The room then filled with a comfortable silence as you both basked in each other’s presence.

“You know…Phoenix is gonna miss you while you’re gone.” You broke the silence, the sadness coming back.

“Are you going to miss me?”

His words made you freeze, and it seemed to have shocked him as well. You both stared at each other for a moment before he coughed and stood up from his chair.

“I should go, I wouldn’t want to trouble you any further.” He said without looking at you once again. He made his way to the door and grabbed his coat.

“I will be leaving for Liyue tomorrow where I will leave for Snezhnaya. Thank you for this evening, it was as pleasant as ever,” He started, finally turning back around to face you, “Take care of yourself Y/N.”

Then he slipped out the front door of your home without another word. You stood frozen, trying to process everything that just happened.

‘Are you going to miss me?’

Your heartbeat picked up as panic set into your system.

He was leaving tomorrow.

Without another thought you ran towards the door and ripped it open, looking down the street to see that he was almost out of the gates of Mondstadt.

“Diluc! Wait!” You screamed out, hoping to grab the attention of the man as you sprinted after him.

He turned to see your figure running towards him, he made slow steps back towards you. His expression was almost unreadable as he stared down at your exhausted form.

“Are you alright Y/N-“ He stopped himself when he saw you hold your finger up to shush him as you caught your breathe.

“What- *breathe* what did you mean- *breathe* when you asked me if I’d miss you?” You looked up at him, still huffing and puffing from your run.

You watched his shoulders tense up as his gaze fell to his shoes, his hands tucked themselves into his sides and his cheeks started to heat up.

“I would like to think you are smart enough to figure that out on your own.” He said, still not looking up at you.

“What-“

“I must go now Y/N.”

You looked up at him in confusion. Why couldn’t he just tell you now before he left? Why?

“I will see you in about 3 months, please, do take care of yourself and Phoenix for me. Stay safe while I’m gone.” He said, finally looking up at you.

His eyes held in unreadable expression that you couldn’t understand at all. He reached his hand up to gently tuck a piece of hair behind your ear.L before it dropped back to his side.

“I’ll see you soon, Y/N.” And with that his back turned and he walked out of the gates on Mondstadt, leaving you with thousands of questions that would remain unanswered for the rest of time.

Three months had managed to pass by in a flash. The first month was hard for both you and Phoenix as you were both used to having him around most of the time, but you both adapted.

You hadn’t even noticed what the day was until you were sitting in the tavern. Charles had served your rightful drink with an expression you couldn’t quite pin.

He had been glancing at you ever since you walked in and it was starting to bug you. Why did he keep looking at you?

“What? Is there something on my face?” You spoke up, chuckling softly as the bartender jumped at your sudden speech.

“No no, sorry- I was just wondering why you were here?” His words confused you.

“What do you mean?” Your brows were furrowed in confusion as you finished the last bit of your drink before placing it back down onto the bar counter.

“Well…Master Diluc is coming home today, I thought you’d have gone to meet him.”

Oh my god.

You had completely forgotten.

“Oh my Archons- Charles why didn’t you tell me earlier?! Fuck!” You stumbled around for your things before bolting out of the tavern.

“I’m not your alarm clock Y/N!!!” Charles yelled after you, but you barely heard him since you had already made it halfway down the street.

Until you were stopped.

“Oh hi Captain Kaeya, sorry to push past you but I’m kinda in a rush-“

“I’m sorry Y/N, but I’m going to need to borrow you for a second.” He sounded so off.

Instead of his usual charm and flair, his expression was blank. No ‘Flower Damsel’. Just Y/N.

What was going on?

Nevertheless you followed Kaeya up into the Knights headquarters, making your way into Grand Master Jeans office.

Although you weren’t entirely familiar with the woman, Diluc had mentioned her a few times, along with the fellow librarian Lisa. They seemed nice, however their expressions were grim.

“You must be Y/N, please take a seat.” Jean spoke up, gesturing her hand towards the sit in front of her. You looked around before nervously taking a seat.

You twiddled with your thumbs and bit the inside of your mouth as you felt 3 pairs of eyes bore into your soul. Their eyes felt like they were trying to carve you out as Jean let out a soft sigh.

“Master Diluc-“ She started, watching you perk up at the name. The sight only making her more distressed.

“Master Diluc, will not be returning to Mondstadt.”

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…

…

“What?” You suddenly felt small, inferior, fragile.

You felt the world fall silent and the breathe in your lungs disappear. You felt the air around you grow heavy as if someone had placed weights on your shoulders.

You felt the warmth in your body completely vanish as you stared up at the grand master with wide, doe-like eyes.

“I am aware that you were quite close to him, and along with Kaeya, I felt as tho you were to be one of the first ones to know.” She bowed her head so her eyes landed on her desk.

“I apologise for this. All of Mondstadt will grieve his loss tonight.” No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

“Come on Flower, let’s take you home.” Kaeyas touch was gentle, yet it felt like a thousand knives were being shoved through your skin.

You couldn’t remember how you got home, everything was a blur. Kaeya sat with you in your living room as you stared blankly up at the walls. Phoenix tapped away at your feet, yet you couldn’t respond.

“I know how surreal this must be, that the mighty Master Diluc would fall at the hands of Snezhnayas diplomats,” The Captain started, his gaze no longer fixed on you but at the floor, “Trust me, I’m having a hard time accepting it too.”

That’s when you snapped out of your seemingly never-ending daze. You flicked your gaze over to Kaeya and saw that his shoulders had begun to shake.

“Oh Kaeya…” You cooed softly as you pulled the normally ecstatic man into your arms, feeling his shoulders jump with each sob he let out.

His tears stained your clothes as you gently lulled him, rubbing circles on his back and gently combing your fingers through his hair.

And even tho this man was breaking down into your embrace, you still couldn’t accept it.

A week had passed and the news spread to the whole city. Walking out of your home felt like walking into fire as the stares of the citizens bored into your back. The air felt suffocating and your lungs struggled more and more everyday it seemed.

Kaeya had been visiting ever since Grand Master Jean had told you then news, ensuring that you were well and okay in his brothers absence.

Even tho Diluc had never spoken to Kaeya about you or about the red-heads feelings for you, it felt more of like a silent oath between the two brothers.

That if anything were to happen to Diluc, Kaeya would take care of you. Kaeya would be the one to help you heal and protect you when Diluc couldn’t, and the captain planned in taking that oath to his grave for his brother.

However today, Kaeya had gotten caught up in work and couldn’t visit you. Of course, you didn’t mind it. Your brain still hasn’t processed the fact that he was gone.

Phoenix could tell something was wrong with you, as he was constantly by your side when you were home. He would lay at your feet when you sat down, and he would jump up and sleep on the empty side of your bed at night. He never left your side.

The days passed by like a blur and eventually it had been about a month since the news reached Mondstadt. The city hadn’t completely mended from the news, but they were slowly starting to heal. Slowly.

You however, had spoken barely a word to anyone since that day. The day you heard that your Diluc, was never to come home again.

It wasn’t like he was yours, but in a way it felt like he was. He shared information with you he would never dream of telling anyone else. He let you in on his personal life. He told you about his father. Hell he even told you about his work and how he was the Dark Knight Hero.

You were his special little somebody.

And he loved you, till his very last breathe.

And he had hoped that the winds would carry that message to you for the rest of your life, so that you knew that even in his final moments he adored each and every part of you.

Oh how he had wished he had told you what you wanted to hear the day he left.

You found yourself at Windrise, staring up at the Anemo Archons statue with a blank expression. The storm clouds were beginning to role in over the trees, but the rain had not yet started.

Your eyes were trained on the carvings of the statue, tracing every detailed line with great care before you finally reached the statues face.

The Anemo Archon, Mondstadts ruler.

The city of freedom.

How?

How could someone be free without the source of their own freedom?

How could someone be expected to move on, when all they’ve known is the presence of someone who is no longer?

You turned away from the statue, making your way out into the middle of the grass in front of the tree. This time, you stared up into the sky.

The grey clouds blocked out the sun and kept its warmth from grazing your skin.

All of a sudden you felt wetness on your cheeks. You reached up, gently wiping the water from your face. Was it rain? No, it hadn’t started to rain yet.

Tears?

And before you knew it, the tears continued to fall down your face. Your shoulders shook violently and your hands grasped at the fabric over your chest. Your knees felt like they were going to give out as you finally felt the rain start to fall.

Your cries echoed through the valley of Windrise, and were soon blocked out by the rain pouring down on you. You screamed out into the sky, hoping for someone, anyone to answer you.

And then you felt the winds around you pick up.

Your eyes opened slowly and you observed the small glowing object that hovered in front of you. It flew with a soft aqua green colour. There was a white symbol on it and the outside was gold.

A vision.

An Anemo vision.

Your shaky hands grasped the metal object as your eyes traced its appearance. This was real. You had a vision. The Anemo archon had gifted your a vision.

Though many other people would’ve been ecstatic to find out they received a vision, it only made you cry harder. This time, your sobs turned into pained screams as you clutched the vision to your chest. The winds never died down as you cried and cried into the rain.

You were gifted an Anemo vision.

You were gifted proof…

That he was really gone.

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✯ This is unedited! ✯

I love these drama 😍

Genshin men as k-dramas

Pairings: genshin men x f!reader

Synopsis: Scenarios of you and genshin men in some of my favorite k-dramas.

Characters: childe, scaramouche, itto, thoma, kaeya

(pt.2) ayato, albedo, kazuha

(pt.3) dainsleif, diluc, zhongli, xiao

Tags: fake dating | sussy husband | comedy attempt | malewife in an apocalypse | sexy red flag | fluff

a/n: this got too long so I'm cutting these into parts!

Childe — A Business Proposal💍

you feel so out of place in this fancy restaurant where everyone seems so poised and classy. why did you even agree to this? oh right, you need the money. waiting feels like forever until a sexy voice that made your body tingle calls out to you. "hello? (f/n) (f/l/n)?" you look up to the man confirming your name and you swear the air got knocked out from your lungs. HE'S SO FINE??? AND HE'S RICH?? jackpot!!! wait, don't forget you're on a fake date. you need to mess things up! and so you act like a crazy woman obsessed with her riches and is fond of hot, crazy, steamy, wild sex. you're literally throwing away your dignity just for this awkward date to end (why isn't he saying anything to you T_T). you swear you've done everything you could to get this man to be turned off and yet this falls on his lips: "I like you." WHATTHE? wow, what a crazy man he must like crazy women too. what was his name again? ajax? childe? oh well, it's not like you will ever see him again.....SURPRISE SURPRISE BIATCH, he's your fucking boss, the owner of the company. the urge to jump in front of a bus is really strong right now <3. help, how are you going to solve this? you just fooled your boss on a date! and wow, the universe must really hate you because he found out <33 and now you're sitting here across him, apologies endlessly spilling from your mouth because you're such a desperate peasant for money. he's like "i don't like people who waste my time." and you be like: "ok i'm sorry *cries* :((" but then...he sets up a proposal??? a proposal where you two have to fake date and then get married just to get his grandpa's pestering off his back. wait this isn't a marriage proposal, it's a business proposal!

Scaramouche — Flower of Evil🌹

everything was perfect, it was the same old morning routine you would never get tired of. waking up to your husband cooking breakfast, your daughter's eyes creasing when she sees you, and your giggle that warms the house. your husband thought it was perfect too, and he wanted to stay like that forever...but how could someone who had a dark past pretend like it didn't exist? the past will never let him go and Scaramouche will do anything to keep his family out of danger. unfortunately, it can't be helped, you are a detective after all. fate it may be, your team is the one who's investigating your husband's case. the moment you picked up that watch, when you recognized it, hid it from your colleague, doubts started to rise and suddenly you can't breathe. was it all lies? your cold neighborhood crush who eventually warmed up and loved you...was it all fake? just like your husband's identity? every night, laying on that bed with him, his touches on your skin now bring pain rather than relief. no, you're not going to let love blind you. you are a detective who swore to bring justice. and you are gonna bring justice. even if it's against your husband, even if this fragile dollhouse falls apart, as long as you're alive...justice will prevail.

Itto — It's Okay to Not Be Okay✍️

the moment you saw Itto and that big beefy arms of his, you wanted him. and what you want, it's what you get. that's what always been happening in your life, everything is so easy to get! except for this stubborn himbo who disregards your romantic and sexual advances. is he gay? maybe asexual? nah, you don't think so. but why does he always reject you? any attempt of dressing up in grand designer clothes doesn't seem to catch his eye and it's so frustrating. oh, he's busy taking care of a granny and a kid in a retirement home...that's sweet and...attractive. the visits to the retirement home get more and more frequent because of the everyday itch of seeing his face. the more you stay, the more you learn about life and the deeper your feelings get. don't worry about unrequited love, because this big man is also falling in love with you despite your eccentrics. the time spent with Itto is a time well spent, a short period that cannot compare to the dark and empty life you had before. this is a path of healing, a path of love, and a path of family. you'd gladly take this path in any life because of the happiness it gives. you're working on a new book with the kid whom Itto takes care of as the artist. this is not child labor, this is just commissioning an artist! you close your eyes and recall the past months you had with Itto and the people at the retirement home. then colorful imagination, sceneries, and characters just pop up in your mind as you hurriedly scribble down the train of thought. "kid draw this." you pass the notes to the boy who's sketching on a notepad and he nods while he gets his materials. you lean back with a satisfied smile as you smell the incoming money from this bestseller book.

Thoma — Sweet Home🌇

so this it...this is the end of your short life. you're a year from graduating and reaching your dreams and now this stupid zombie apocalypse happens out of nowhere. you haven't even stepped foot in Switzerland yet! goodbye mother, father, friends, relatives. goodbye world it was a mid life. wait are they even alive— "hhk!" a quiet hitch escapes your lips and you quickly bite down the flesh as the monster's ears turn and face you abruptly. your face contorts in horror at the terrifying appendage that's nearing your face; your body instinctively presses on the wall even if there's no room left to hide. you were accepting moments ago and now you're keeping quiet because you want to live. 'guess this is human survival instinct. and your survival instinct is telling you to hold your breath and keep quiet but your pounding heart won't listen, and you know the monster could hear it. this was a terrifying way to go, your heart pulled out of your chest. the ear gets awfully close to your nose and you close your watery eyes while your ears ring, lips bleed, and body paralyzed. 'let's just make this quick please. it's just like sleeping right?' a sad thought enters your mind as your body calms down while preparing for the blow. then a shrill shriek startles you as you open your eyes, watching the ear pull out quickly. A stabbing sound squelches and your heart drops as your hands absentmindedly place over your mouth. you don't know if you're relieved or guilty but you just press your knees to your chest and close your eyes. then, the atmosphere changes as a familiar voice calls out to you: "hey, are you okay? are you hurt?" your eyes take in the sight of a blonde guy holding a knife-broom with a worried expression on his face. then suddenly, every piece of nerve just connects together and your mind is back on track. OMG IT'S THAT CUTE MALEWIFE MATERIAL NEIGHBOR! IT'S THOMA! your sight then follows the familiar dog walking around the apartment and it turns to you as if smiling, serotonin immediately overwhelming you. you're very happy thoma and taroumaru are alive— oh, another man is holding a katana and a woman carrying a guitar! glad to know you're on the winning team!

Kaeya — Nevertheless🦋

he's the type of guy who doesn't like commitment and thinks relationships are a bother but likes to flirt. what a total asshole. and of course, you don't know that this potential danger is now approaching you since your back looked so appealing. kaeya sits beside you and asks: "is this seat taken?" you turn to speak but then you're met with the hottest man you've ever seen. one eye covered but the other is dark blue, tan skin, has a tiddie window, and an aura that just screams sex. you've been mesmerized by his appealing looks that it left kaeya chuckling, snapping you out of your dream. "n-no it's not taken." you reply to him as he sits beside you, ordering a drink for himself. you just broke up with your boyfriend and yet this man is currently occupying your mind, is that even right? that night continued with the both of you playing darts and enjoying each other's company. a small detail you noticed about him is that he has a butterfly tattoo on his nape. you wanted to ask him about it but it seems it has a deeper meaning that's not suitable for light talk. lucky you, he's surprisingly a schoolmate of yours! kaeya's visits to your apartment become frequent since he says he wants to get close! supposedly innocent touches become heated ones that lead to the bed. nevertheless, this unsafe attraction is what keeps you bound to each other.

LOVE IS A SONG …

DO I WANT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE WONDERFUL, / OR ARE YOU WONDERFUL / BECAUSE I WANT YOU? the prestigious teyvat arts academy is once again hosting their annual musical production, and for you? well, you’re gunning for the lead role– cinderella. but something throws a tomato in your star spotlight time when you find out that long-time crush, scaramouche, has been casted as prince fucking charming. cue the “K-I-S-S-I-N-G” chorus!

love is a song, a scaramouche x reader smau. reader plays the role of cinderella but is referred to by with they/them pronouns. spoilers for: scaramouche’s, childe’s & signora’s real names. tags: uni! theatre kids! oh-my-fucking-god y’all just pining AND oblivious! swearing (if it ain’t obvious already)! ooc characters (literally all of them except childe)!

STATUS: on - going UPDATES: whenever i feel like it disregard time-stamps & interactions (too lazy to put in likes & stuff just pretend they are there)

MASTERLIST

꒰ teaser ꒱

꒰ prologue ꒱  me, who am i? ( i / ii )

act i.

꒰ one ꒱   the prince is giving a ball

꒰ two ꒱   cinderella march

꒰ three ꒱   in my own little corner

꒰ four ꒱   your majesties

꒰ five ꒱   boys and girls like you and me

꒰ six ꒱   impossible; it’s possible

act ii.

꒰ seven ꒱  gavotte

꒰ eight ꒱   ten minutes ago

꒰ nine ꒱   stepsisters’ lament

to be continued …

TAGLIST : @keqinxx @scaradocs @scaramew @yuuriihiime @shxnosuke @softminty @iamnotgrootforiamthor @its-romani-bitch @starglitterz @to-mi-yo @diestheticu @lumpywolf @butter-gun @sunflower3216 @annoying-and-upset @kazu-topia @gorouswrld @tori-kk @m1kotsu  @cotton-eee​ @cafescara​ + if you’re bolded i cannot tag you!

TAG : l.ove is a song

Art Disclaimer: Please do not take the photo and repost. Feel free to reblog though. Commissioned jfairuz for this one. It’s so, so pretty. 

The Ruthless Prince Masterlist - Genshin Royal AU - Scaramouche x fem!reader

Summary: When Prince Scaramouche picks you out of a random group of commoners to marry, your life is turned upside down. He’s mean, snarky, condescending and he doesn’t act like a proper husband or prince at all. However, when Prince Tartaglia from the neighbouring kingdom takes an interest in you, Prince Scaramouche finds himself even more annoyed than usual. This is the story of him and you navigating this roller coaster of a relationship.

Chapter 1 - You’re Marrying Me, That’s Final!

Chapter 2 - Social Pretense

Chapter 3 - Can I Understand Him?

Chapter 4 - Pet Wife

Chapter 5 - Enter Prince Tartaglia

Chapter 6 - Just the Beginning

Chapter 7 - To My Heart

Chapter 8 - Where is This Anger Coming From?

Chapter 9 - check back later

hi bee 😻😻!!! can i request scaramouche and sibling!reader fluff no incest ofcourse ^^ (first time requesting sort of nervous 🧍‍♀️)

Scaramouche and sibling!reader HCs & Drabbles

date: 3/4/22

pairings: platonic older brother!scaramouche x sibling!reader (they/them pronouns, gender neutral)

warnings: kind of kidnapping 😭, mentions of blackmail, threats, bullying, its all fluffy and funny though trust me, no yandere scaramouche in the building!

a/n: HI RYUUKO!! Ok can we talk about how back then we speculated Ei to be his sister and he wanted to save her bla bla bla, WELL TURNS OUT shes basically his mom. BUT GUESS WHAT?? The Raiden shogun puppet MIGHT AS WELL BE HIS SISTER. WHICH ONLY SUPPORTS MY OLDER BROTHER SCARAMOUCHE THEORIES. idk. Idk. Im just all in for older brother!scaramouche that i live on the crumbs for him being soft for children and elders. ok im jsut rambling now lets get w the request 😭🙏

Scaramouche would be. The BEST brother ever. I mean it.

He would be so protective over you oh my god

Got any bullies? Well not anymore! They know not to ever mess with Scaramouche's little sibling. I mean you cant blame them, the man is a menace!!

However, if they ever continue to harass you or anything, he's literally gonna threathen them with blackmail.

Your bully was tied up with rope, sitting on a chair in the dark, squirming as Scaramouche continues to threathen them with malice.

"So you're the reason why Y/n always comes home crying?" The bully cried in response, refusing to answer the question as they knew whatever they answered, Scaramouche wouldn't be happy.

"So you are? Well what if THIS were to get out?" Scaramouche threatened, swiftly pulling up a picture of the bully taken with the Kamera up to their face. The picture showed them dressed up in a pink tutu with heavy clown makeup on their face.

"Please, no!" The bully sobbed, Scaramouche tsked a response. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. So you promise to never even go near Y/n again, speak of Y/n, or even so as to look at Y/n again, and this picture will not get out in public."

The bully nodded, not wanting their reputation to be in shambles. Scaramouche sighed, untying the rope on their wrists to let them go. The bully scurried away from him, tripping on the way, all the while crying loudly as they ran, running past you as you walked towards the room they were previously in.

"Scara?" You asked, entering the door to the dark room. He looked at you as you continued, "What was that? Why were they here?" You quizzed, your face scrunched up in confusion.

"Oh, nothing. Just had to take care of unfinished business." He patted your head, walking out of the room while hiding the picture of your bully away from your sight.

Anything you want? Scaramouche would steal buy.

Makes sure to always stop by places that sell your favourite things, be it food, kimonos, hell even toys because Scaramouche is willing to do anything for you.

He seems like he doesn't care, but he really does.

He'll listen to you ramble on and on about your day with a poker face, but really, he is intrigued! He can remember everything you say about people you've met or even about petting a random cat you saw on the way home.

Adding on to the last point, he'll do anything for you because you are his only kin, your only mother had abandoned you both and now he just wants to protect you from anything that comes your way.

Overall he is just an amazing brother, he loves you and would hurt anyone that tries to ruin that.

pretty

bourgeois venti design!!  🍃

DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT ALBEDO FIC IN TUMBLR THAT CALLED "BETTER THAN TEA" IF SO PLS TAG ME THERE BC I ACCIDENTALLY UNLIKE IT 😰😰

muah perfecton muah muah

take carrie to the prom

Zero stars, would not get it again.

scaramouche: *tending to y/n's wounds* how would you rate your pain? y/n: zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

CRYING, SCREAMING, SOBBING, THROWING UP

Hoyoverse why isn’t my beloved Kazuha in 2.6 ?!!🤬🤬🤬🤬

He better gets a whole patch all for himself 🙄🙄🙄😈 14k primos for nothing 😞💔

I wanna make a Genshin Impact Otome game but I cant do it without help because sometimes my brain and hands wont do things 😩😩

I dunno if I'd want it to take place in a modern au or in the normal world of Teyvat!

If it was in normal teyvat, I'd want the premise to be that you fall asleep and in your dream you find that your falling but there are three swirling vortexes and a voice tells you to choose one before you plummet to your death. Whichever number you choose is where you'll wake up and be found by either Amber (Mondstat), Xiao (Liyue), or Thoma (Inazuma) and the journey would start there as you get to know the other characters! What do you think?

clueless as anime 🔎💋💖

— amusement park romance!

pairing(s): kazuha, scaramouche, xiao + gn!reader (separate)

kazuha: the attractive food stand worker.

you meet him for the first time when you're in a line for a random food stand, your mood admittedly taking a ticked off turn as your friends beg you to wait the long line out.

one of them tells you about the cheap, mouth-watering churros they sell while the other gushes about the cute worker behind the stand, your nose wrinkling in confusion as to why she was so willing to wait out such a time-consuming line just for the looks of a complete stranger.

yet, you're the one who becomes speechless when it's your turn to order, the male behind the stand with the name tag "kazuha" staring at you with a patient look.

it may have been an exaggeration, but to you, it was almost like he was shaped and sculpted by the Greeks; his face soft and pretty, figure lean and relaxed, and beautiful white hair strands cascading the sides of his face. the color of his eyes give you such a comfortable aura, while at the same time, pins you into place with his enchanting gaze. he smiles at you in something akin to amusement when no words leave your mouth and your feet still stand frozen in place.

you don't even want to get started on his voice. you can feel your face burning hotly when his voice—oh god, it's absolutely charming—asks you with a chuckle, "you alright there, sweetheart?"

your friends have to order in place of your silence, and they don't hold back at all on the teases even after you had walked away from his stand (and ignored the touch of his fingertips on yours when giving you your order, but nobody needs to know about that). you groan in defeat and hide your face in your hands as they tell you "i told you so"'s.

you can't even deny how goddamn attractive he is.

unfortunately (or fortunately?) you don't stop thinking about him during the whole entirety of the time you spend at the amusement park. the thought of his voice and entrancing looks are still on your mind when you go on rides, enter gift-stores, and participate in non-stop chatting with your friends.

at some point you realize that the time went by fast and it's already closing time, deciding to take a bottle of water for the drive home.

it's almost a coincidence that all of the restaurants are closed and the only open place with free water is the churro food stand.

you can barely manage a stable voice when you ask him for water and he tips his uniform cap adorably at you, sending you a gentle smile as you avert your gaze nervously. you consider yourself incredibly lucky that you get to hear his voice one last time when he says, "have a wonderful night."

it takes you half an hour into the drive home that there's a message on the napkin he handed to you: it's his name, number (which makes you smile at the fact that he has also taken an interest in you), and a neatly written "have a safe trip home!" next to a tiny smiley-face.

when you show it to your friends, one of them excitedly nudges you while the other one raises their eyebrows at you.

"you got it from him just now? didn't you see him writing it down when we bought churros in the afternoon?"

you sink into your chair at the realization, a flattered and surprised feeling overtaking you.

he willingly waited for you for the whole day— hoping that you would come back a second time so he could give you the napkin.

scaramouche: the fake boyfriend for the day.

you're lucky that a part of scaramouche actually likes you a whole lot and hates it when you're upset, so he plays the role as the "fake boyfriend" for you just so the people around you will get off your back about your love life.

besides, how hard can it be to be handsy and lovey-dovey with you while pushing down his real romantic feelings for a day?

apparently very difficult. because unfortunately for him, the smile on your face and your arm linked around his warms the tips of his ears embarrassingly to the max.

the point of the trip to the amusement park together is to take selfies of your "relationship" to post on your social medias. you tell scaramouche to do his usual job of staying frowny and grumpy, laughing when he just flatly deadpans at you.

you pull out your phone to take a picture every time you guys visit a place to eat, go in line for a ride or shop, and when there is a beautiful scenery behind you two— but it's too bad scaramouche can barely even handle the first time you take a picture.

"c'mon scara," you whine, and said male has to move his gaze from your face to the little dog running behind you to prevent himself from blushing. "just one picture!"

"i'm not letting you hand-feed me for a picture that you're posting online," scaramouche blankly replies. he can only sigh in defeat when you clasp your hands together, stubbornly leaning forward in your seat as you desperately beg for him since it would be the most convincing picture of all.

he internally prays in his mind that you don't see the cherry blush on his cheeks as he leans forward with closed eyes, cursing under his breath as you giggly spoon-feed him your ice cream.

going into a gift store is an absolute nightmare for scaramouche: you grab every cute, matching headband you see and tuck it onto the both of your heads, taking selfies with a grin on your face and a glare on his. you become that couple at the amusement park with matching shirts, headbands, and even the drinks in your hand are the same flavor in the same cup style.

at first scaramouche absolutely dreads it— he thinks it's because of the stupid get-up you put him in, but then he realizes it's because it's fake. he wishes, desperately, that you two could be in a romantic relationship for real.

but right now, just seeing the excited expression on your face makes him feel a bit satisfied too. he'll do it for you if it makes you happy.

so when you two take a picture together with a breath-taking sunset in the background, scaramouche smiles for the first time during the whole day. it's so small that you don't even notice the unique sight until you look through your gallery with a gasp, nudging at him with a giddy look on your face.

"you know, i probably won't post this picture," you whisper, comfortably sitting next to scaramouche on a bench.

not noticing his back stiffening as you casually lean your head onto his shoulder, he slowly breathes out a "why?"

"because i want this memory saved just for the two of us." you turn towards him and scaramouche's face softens at the happy look on your face. "and then next time, we can do it for real."

xiao: the pining rollercoaster co-worker.

your co-worker is so pretty that you can't even look at him for more than ten seconds. and that fact is embarrassing.

how did he dye his hair so nicely? if you weren't so flustered around him you would ask, the raven hair strands of his matching the dark green ones. they stray everywhere neatly, and you once choked on your water when he came to work one day with clear round-framed glasses.

when you started working at the amusement park he didn't interact with you at all (much to your chagrin), but the moment you volunteered to yell out instructions to rollercoaster riders for him, he became your closest friend. every time you check in for work you expect your throat to be dry at the end of the day from yelling out "make sure to not pull your phones out during the ride!" over and over.

working besides xiao is comfortable despite the loud chatter from the people around you— he's quiet and doesn't bother with small talk, doing his job right away and simply nodding towards you when he's done. you have to admit that a pang of jealousy hits you every time someone boldly hits on him or asks him out, but you know a guilty-type of relief will always end up overcoming you when he just stares them down and rejects them straightforwardly.

but to him, you're the oblivious one, not noticing the glares he sends to those who flirt with you when you help put their seatbelts on. you also stand right beside him when he controls the rollercoaster panel, completely unaware of his blush from the proximity of your figures as you look off to the distance.

you don't even realize how nervous he gets every time he buys drinks for you during your shared breaks, your thankful smile and excited steps of your feet making his poor heart feel like some giddy teenager.

you look attractive to him even in the boring rollercoaster worker uniform, the colors complimenting you way too well for his liking. xiao even dips his head a bit forward whenever he sees you to hide the blush that's abruptly rising onto his face.

the amount of times you have also sat right next to him in the break room makes him redden, nonchalantly talking to him as you swing your legs back and forth while looking at your phone.

maybe, just maybe, he will be able to convince his feelings to you one day. definitely not today or tomorrow or the next day since he's almost sure that you don't return them at all, but maybe one day he'll get tired of just nodding to you when you greet him in the morning and tell you straightforward that he wants to wrap his arms around you as his good morning.

maybe one day he will stop being a hopeless, pining idiot and tell you that he loves the way your fingertips touch when he hands you your favorite drink that he had just bought.

maybe one day, you will stop being the oblivious one and will tell him that you feel flustered by the way he nudges your foot as a silent message every time you guys wait for the rollercoaster to come back to finish its ride.

but for now you keep to yourself, because you can't help but love this feeling of being in love. as embarrassing as it sounds, you still love being flushed around him and stuttering your words and phrases. you love the way you don't have to say that you love his glasses look, just waiting every morning to see if he'll come in with a surprise or just in his normal uniform. you love the way he pulls your hand in his warm one to put your favorite drink in it when you don't notice his calls of your name.

maybe one day you will just confess, once and for all.

when you can’t handle Zhongli’s osmanthus line anymore… /j

I have finally gathered the balls to send a request-

This my first time doing this and I'm so sorry if I'm awkward and doing this wrong help

AhEmmmMmMm anyways may I request the "Are you jealous? <(￣︶￣)>" Fluff with Diluc and/or xiao!! (If you don’t mind and if you’re not busy ofc)

Tysmm!! Have a wonderful day 💗💗

Slimed

Diluc x AFAB!GN!Reader / Xiao x GN!Reader

Summary: You start collecting little nice slimes from your adventures, you can't help it, they're just too cute to be left behind in the wild all alone and sad. Anyway, your boyfriend starts to become jealous when you take care of your little army of slimes instead of him :(

Prompt: "Are you jealous? <(￣︶￣)>"

(I'll give this a little warning and say that in this, Diluc is a simp for reader's mommy milkers, that's why it's AFAB reader. So just a smidge of horny juice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

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Diluc

The first night, Diluc found it so cute coming home to you sleeping on your shared bed, two slimes enjoying the warmth of your body, a hydro slime resting on your tummy, and a pyro slime nuzzling your cheek.

He did bring up the fact that the pyro one can burn you, but...

"Oh, Diluc. Burny here would never do that." You raised the little pyro slime up to his face, the blob looking at him all confused. "He's my little baby~" Then, you brought the little slime to your chest, your lover visibly perplexed that the slime's expression immediately turned happy from confusion.

The second night, there was three more slimes, which the red-haired man assumed to be triplets, since they were all geo slimes sleeping stacked up together just above your head.

And things happen, so now, there was a freaking mommy anemo slime sheltering her two babies with her wings. Andddd... They're sleeping on his side of the bed.

That same night though, you weren't asleep, you were singing a quiet song to your pets, watching as they all swayed side to side in perfect sync.

You hear a cough from behind you.

Following the sound, you see Diluc!

Awww, you were just thinking that Diluc would absolutely love seeing that you just thought the Slimies, that's what you started calling them, how to dance.

"'Luc, you're home! I wanted to show you something important!" You jumped off the bed, almost tripping at the process, before jumping into the arms of your lover.

Does Diluc want to be mad at you for letting slimes invade the bed? Yes.

Is he mad at you for letting slimes invade the bed? Hell no.

He loves you a little too much to be mad at you for having such a big, soft heart.

I mean, you took home an anemo slime and her children because when you looked at their eyes for the first time, you knew they needed help, and you would die of guilt if you just left them their in the wild.

Diluc especially isn't gonna be mad at you after you just pulled him a chair, presented the "Slimies" on the bed in front of him, sung in your beautiful voice whilst the slimes dance to the soft melodies.

"What do you think? Isn't it great?" You asked ever so enthusiastically, even clapping for your little slimes.

"Of course it was, darling. You don't sing very often, but when you do..." Diluc had stood up from his chair, walking closer to you before sitting next to you on the bed. He had gently took your hand in his. "It's the best." With that, he kissed the back of your hand.

The red haired man did love seeing the slight tint of pink on your cheeks.

"But, uhhh.... Where are we gonna sleep?"

So that was the fifth night, the slimes took one side of the bed.

Diluc laid on his back on the other, you on your stomach on top of him, hugging his form as you slept peacefully. It was a pretty cold night, he would be lying that he didn't love the feeling of your body against his.

"No naughty touchies, Diluc! The babies might wake up and see us!"

On the seventh day, you asked the Winery's staffs' help in creating a small bed that's big enough for the mommy anemo slime and her babies to sleep in beside your own bed.

Now you have both sides of the bed back to normal... sort of.

Diluc knows that look, that look on the pyro slime's small face as it was squished between your breasts.

The look of utter superiority.

Great, he can't touch you in that spot, because "the slimes will see" but it's okay for that little bugger to just squeeze his way between those pretty mounds?

That's unfair.

"Diluc! Burny would never do such a thing! He's the sweetest little angel in the world." You had scolded him when he told you about that.

You had taken your three little geos for a walk in the city and manage to find yourself in Angel's Share to visit your favorite person in the whole wide world.

Surprisingly, it was pretty empty, just a few people upstairs drinking with their buddies.

Diluc's eyes landed on the three blobs that you held to you upper body, his lips tightening at the sight of the geos nuzzling your soft chest.

Great, not them too.

Your tiny gasp brings his attention back to your face. "Diluc..."

You smiled teasingly at him.

"Are you jealous?" His face and ears instantly heat up, your expression was just like: <(￣︶￣)>

"N-No... It's not like I'm mad that they get to be so close to you and I can't----" The red haired man cursed himself, not realizing what he just said. It made you giggle.

You gently placed the geo triplets on the bar counter, going around so that you could enter behind the counter where he is.

"Come here, you big teddy bear." You wrapped your arms around him, his figure stammering down a little so his head rested on your chest.

"How does that feel?" Despite Diluc's distaste for affection in public, he admits that he probably wouldn't pull away even if a costumer walks through the door.

"Good..." His voice was muffled from being buried on your covered skin.

You both hear the front door of Angel's Share open.

"Uhh... Is this a bad time?" Both your face were red as Diluc's hair as the Cavalry Captain's voice comes from the doorway.

Xiao

"Xiao..."

From the balcony of Wangshu Inn, he heard your whisper being carried by the wind.

Though you didn't seem distressed, Xiao felt worry run through him as he uses his power to look for you.

The situation is... a little less worrying than he thought.

"Can you help me get these little guys back to the Inn?" You had gestured downwards, directing his eyes to the big geo slime hiding behind your legs, with three other smaller slimes hiding behind the big slime.

The Yaksha had looked at you all confused. "Why?"

You frowned at him, putting your hands on your hips sternly. "Look at their eyes, Xiao. This geo slime family needs our help!"

From closer inspections, he definitely saw a few rough spikes and gashes on the mother slime, its facial expressions sad and begging, looking at you all hopeful.

Xiao looked back at your face...

Oh no, you had that puppy dog eyes again. You know he can't resist that.

And now you're both here, your delicate hands working on "healing" the mother slime's scars.

You did read somewhere that in the wild, geo slimes uses soil to patch up their wounds, rolling in a big pile of dirt to cover up scars.

"She must've been unable to do that because she just gave birth to these adowable triplets." You pat the heads of the three geo babies snuggly wrapped with your blanket.

You and the big geo slime are on the floor. "Don't worry, ma'am. We'll heal those wounds in no time." You bring out the bucket of dirt that Xiao managed to give you.

"Shouldn't you do this outside, where it's not gonna be a pain to clean up?" The Yaksha peeps in, receiving a pout from you.

"No, Love. It's too cold outside, their momma could get sick." You're not even sure if that can happen, but better safe than sorry. The guilt will rip you in half if you manage to make the poor slime feel worse.

As you take a handful of dirt in your hand, smearing it in the places where there are wounds and scars, Xiao's eyes follow your movements.

It's so similar, kind of like when you treat his own wounds when he gets into one of those tough fights with demons.

You even comfort the slime the same way, with a soft whisper that everything is going to be alright, that you're trying to make it feel better.

There was a feeling in his chest, a feeling that made him feel so pathetic. Why is he suddenly so envious of that slime?

Maybe it was because, your hands was on something else living that wasn't him? But it's a freaking slime, an injured, mother of three slime at that.

"See, we didn't make that much of a mess." Xiao's attention went back on you as your proud voice rings in his ears.

"And their momma looks so much better!" You scooped the little bit of dirt that fell off onto your hands and back in the bucket.

You smiled seeing the little content expression on the big geo slime. You realized, you can't just keep calling her the "momma geo slime".

"You need a name, huh? How about... Mocha?" You looked back at Xiao and giggled, a sound so beautiful in his ears. "What do you think, Xiao?"

"If that's what you want." He walked closer before sitting beside you. "Mocha, it is."

You said you were gonna let Mocha and the triplets live in the wild again after she and her babies are fully healed.

They've been in the Inn for a month now, sometimes you'd take them on your adventures with the intention of finally letting them go... but you just can't!

You always came back with them in your arms. They've become irreplaceable parts of your heart!

As Xiao was about to ambush a camp of corrupted monsters that's getting close to Wangshu Inn...

"CHARGE!" The tip of your sword was pointed at the direction of the monster camp, Mocha, Champ, Cookie and Sugar bouncing their way to the monsters.

With a sharp inhale, Mocha spat out a gigantic rock at the enemies, instantly crushing two of the monsters.

You ran up to the camp as well, taking on three of them at once, your sharp blade doing quick work of the monsters.

Meanwhile, the triplets had smacked the last three monsters so hard that they think they probably flew into another dimension.

"Hahahah, good job, team!" You exclaimed as you knelt down to the slimes' level, rubbing all of their heads just like they like it.

Xiao felt his eyes narrow, you used to compliment him and give him a little kiss when he would come back to the Inn after fighting off some threatening enemies.

Impulsively, he teleported in front of you, the geo slimes excited to see "that guy that Y/N really loves" again.

"I just wiped out the other camps of monsters..." In the middle of his sentence, he just realized what he's saying. Actually trying to impress you rather than just reassuring words.

You smiled at him, standing back up. "That's great! Verr and Huai'an are gonna be sleeping peaceful tonight!"

Xiao looked at you expectantly, waiting for you to do something... very important to him.

"Uhhh, Xiao?" You just realized that he was staring at you, making you a bit confused.

With a sigh, the Yaksha steps closer to you, the four geo slimes just looking back and forth at your interaction.

"C-Can I get a k-kiss?" His ears turn pink as he says that, your eyes widening at his question.

Oh, My Archons, when did your lover become this cute?!!!!

You giggled, even though the heat rose up to your cheeks as well, "Of course..."

Instead of the usual cheek kiss, you passionately cupped his face, pressing your lips together for a sweet kiss.

So sweet even the slimes felt shivers, and they don't even know what you're doing.

As you both part, you smiled "Are you jealous of the slimes?" You softly spoke, your forehead still against each other's.

...

You already knew the answer, "Yeah, you definitely are." You gave him one final peck before backing up, looking back down at the cute bundles of joy.

"Come on, guys, let's get back upstairs." Before walking away, you looked back at him, a teasing smile on your face.

"Maybe tonight, I'll make it up to you. Some Almond Tofu and.... a chat." His eyes were still blissed out and lips plump from the kiss.

You are a piece of work, "Yeah, a chat."

What a "chat" it was.

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Oh my absolute God, I had so much fun writing this! Like genuinely, I didn't know I needed to write this, especially after writing for so many NSFW requests. Also, you're not awkward at all, you're cute uwu (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

I hope you like this and thank you so much for requesting!!! God blessed that you got the balls to request because I love this so much! Probably one of my favorite from my own work!

oh lord

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