"Dogs Don't Talk" Okay So Fuck My Throat Then??? Make It So I Can't Talk?? Thanks????

happy trails r called happy trails because they make me happy when i trail my eyes down them ^_^

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

Hot take for the trans male community possibly but I love being called mommy.

Grab my hips, pull me back on that pretty dick while you pump your babies into me. Whimper and whine in my ear, saying "Please mommy, please let me cum inside you, please let me fuck my babies into your pussy, you feel so good mommy".

It sounds especially good coming from my sweet lil puppy boy, I love being his mommy <3

Every now and then my cis male friends bring up bottom surgery and ask me if I’m gonna get a mega shlong and I think it’s the funniest running gag we have

god gives his weirdest sex things to his strongest tboys

When your first mutual ever’s account get taken down and now you’ll never see them again😭

Shout out to dom tops who get nervous and flustered normally and then lock in when it comes to sex or a scene. Just like me fr

"can trans men say the t slur?" trans men can jerk off on my face for all I care