i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
i can't even spank her as a punishment she loves that shit
“Why are all trans men dog boys?”
*me who heard trans men dog boys* “uhh woof woof :3”
reblog to give prev a gentle, sweet kiss on the forehead
i forgot how to flirt but i can gag on your dick if you want
happy trails r called happy trails because they make me happy when i trail my eyes down them ^_^
chat i need him so fucking bad it’s insane.
ew, you're actually enjoying this, faggot? you like my cock in your mouth? god, you're such a fucking weirdo freak. i should kick your teeth in for this, but i'm having fun using your pathetic wet mouth like my own fleshlight. that's right. keep sucking. god, your tongue feels good. you have experience with this, don't you, fag? this isn't your first cock. you're making my hole drip. good boy, lap up all that cum. now i'm going to grip your hair, slam my hips into you, and let you know what a real fucking feels like.
Yall ever masturbait on call?
Knowing your one weong breath hitch away from being caught by your partner?
Yeah that shits hot af
i really wanna get into grilling. i wanna grill burgers for all my trans friends. reblog this post to get a special burger grilled by your favorite local demon girl wren ^v^
if you’re a trans guy and you want to start dressing more femme but you think you need to do it in the femboy way or generally be skinny and hairless to present femme. that is the devil talking and you need to shoot it with a gun
making mistakes is ok, everyone makes mistakes and I know that but when I make a mistake I want to throw up, cry, scream and disappear
uhhhh... who wants to play Poor Pussy with me?
* trousers/pants/leggings/skort/skirt/tights/joggers/whatever
telling your father to fuck off is a time honoured tradition. it’s as easy as breathing. but telling your mother to fuck off gives you 1000 psionic beam attack brain damage
I feel like people forget most trans guys still had to grow up as girls.
We were still forced to be mature early
We were still told to not to take up space
We were still subject to female beauty standards
Our bodies were still treated as inappropriate
We were still pitted against each other
We were still excluded from “male” activities
We were still treated as lesser the boys
Those things don’t evaporate once we transition they’re fucking internalized. I constantly have to remind myself I’m allowed to exist. We don’t stop dealing with misogyny.
Breeding you on top of a pile of your favorite stuffies
sorry you put your hand on my cheek and I immediately opened my mouth for you to put your thumb in.
computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me
A group of queers of all types is a pride
A group of aces is a deck
A group of aros is a quiver
A group of trans women is a code-camp
A group of enbies is a byte
A group of bi people is a tandem
A group of pan people is a panic
Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary
Reblog this to tell prev to touch themselves