"can trans men say the t slur?" trans men can jerk off on my face for all I care
Every now and then my cis male friends bring up bottom surgery and ask me if I’m gonna get a mega shlong and I think it’s the funniest running gag we have
hairy transmasc tummies are the cutest things in the world
top 5 things people should know about sex
sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.
the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.
wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.
there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).
statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.
Heyy I love your pfp, it's so cute, where'd you get it from
I found it on Pinterest a few years ago actually!
I have a “wtf is wrong with people” moment at least four times a day
pretty boys as chew toys do you agree
Reblog to yank prev’s leash :3
hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited
This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied
Forced eye contact while they make you grind on their thigh like a good little toy while praising and degrading you.
"Don't be shy now, my love. Look at you soaking my thigh like a good little whore. You're enjoying every second of it now, don't you? No? Your wetness all over my thigh and those pretty liitle sounds coming from your mouth say something else. Cum for me now, my love. Make yourself cum like the good little slut you are."
gonna "just the tip" my way into breeding an innocent tboy so hard that the tip of my cock kisses his cervix
Need a puppy that I can get super cock drunk, then put them on their knees and make them eat me out. Licking tired and lazily at my boycunt while I run my hands through their hair and praise them for how good they’re doing.
People with stretch marks are pretty
People with scars are pretty
People with acne are pretty
People with crooked teeth are pretty
People with hyper- and depigmentation are pretty
People with dark armpits and dark inner thighs are pretty
People with uneven features are pretty
People with cellulite are pretty
People with freckles are pretty
People with disabilities are pretty
Every person is pretty in their own way and we should learn to appreciate that more
I used to be able to deny myself orgasm for the day but now I just go puppy and instant gratification 😭🐶 every time
hhh mind fuzzy thinking about soft puppy all worked up, humping a plushie in heat, groping its chest, whining and moaning softly before being found by its doggie dom top, quickly babbling all embarrassed before being pinned down by their doggie
thinking about how doggie is probably all worked up as well, giving puppy some nice bites and licks before gripping puppy's cute lil hips and pushing its big throbbing doggie cock into the whiny pup's tight lil warm cunt, such a tight little fit, making puppy feel like its being broken in half
aaaa thinking about doggie having to work at fucking its precious puppy's hole, kissing and telling pup that they'll make it fit, before thrusting its knot into the poor little puppy's warm drippy cunt, fucking litter after litter into their poor lil puppy's tummy >///< <3
doot doot
Omg it worked
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
Please let me present to you, laying down on the bed with my legs up and spread out for you to play with my cunt. I would be so wet as you glide your fingers up and down my folds, all the way stroking my dick. Please eat me all till I’m a mess begging for your strap/girlcock, you can fuck me however long you want please
ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.
oh to be wanted!!!!!!
so slutty when a man stretches and exposes his lower tummy. you know what you're doing.
take care of yourself
Doms can ask for attention too.
Doms can be needy for attention too.
Doms can ask for reassurance too.
Doms can be clingy too.
Doms can be not in the mood too.
Doms can get jealous and insecure too.
They're not weaker or less of a dom for any of it. They're humans, too, not just Doms. And the fact that people genuinely think otherwise is kind of weird to me.
you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex
this blog is for sluts, autistic people, boykissers, and ppl who r silly