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Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life
Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer
imagine John's memory gets so bad that the transcript reverts back to calling him "The Entity"
John seeing his only friend making other friends. I feel you man.
my contribution
i've listened to this podcast long enough to know that this poor wet rat of a man can't have nice things. if it seems like things are looking up, i'm willing to bet this is just setting the scene for even more horrible loss.
I never thought Malevolent would play with my truest biggest fear: Dementia.
I watched people forget and slowly undo themselves until they were nothing but a shell of themselves, seeing John forget things this way, the outbursts of anger when confronted about it, it makes me truly fear.
I do not fear them dying, bleeding, losing humanity, killing, monsters or killers, what I do fucking fear is something slowly undoing all your life experiences you so much cherished and being utterly unable to do anything to stop it from consuming you at all.
Fuck
Good lord new malevolent episode just dropped and I already got jumpscared 0:53 seconds in by John screaming "ARTHOR!"
John: Arthur, did it hurt when you fell?!
Arthur: From heaven?
John: The cave Arthur, you almost died!
Was just listening to some guy speaking about some analog horror and then I heard him say "Kayne-" and I swear to god I never flipped my head so quickly before
I may have made the Kayne on the fic am writing a fucking gen z and you know what that's okay 😔
"I don’t need to see you to kill you"
Please, John! Let me do a little murder! Come on! You weren't here! It was so hard! Just let me have a little murder! As a treat! meow meow meow
Well if you play the piano you should actually be pretty used to hammers Arthur I don’t know why you’re so upset about this.
reblog if you think john doe malevolent podcast should see a movie
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The first section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 2: Car crash, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches
Episode 2: Beat up by Eddie, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 3: Fell through stairs, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 4: [This listing is highlighted red,] Stabbed by Kellin, Physical evidence: Abdominal puncture wound
Episode 5: Coma for one month, Physical evidence: None (Atrophy?)
Episode 7: Fell off (small?) cliff, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episodes 8 and 9: Beat up by cops, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 9: [highlighted red,] Shot three times and died, Physical evidence: Two bullet wounds in abdomen, one in chest (heart)
Episode 12: Elevator crash, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 12: [highlighted red,] Parasitic larvae embedding attempt, Physical evidence: Small, severe burn on left forearm
Episode 12: [highlighted orange,] Frog monster exsanguination, Physical evidence: Wounds from suckers
Episode 13: [highlighted red,] Bit off fingertip, Physical evidence: Missing tip of left pinky- replaced with dark wood, bone-like
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Blasted by sandstorm, Physical evidence: Torn skin from right side of face (cheek?)
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Electrocuted, Physical evidence: Electric burns on palms
Episode 16: [highlighted orange,] Fell off large cliff, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches, unspecified back and ankle injury
Episode 17: Thrown across room by monster, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 17: [highlighted red,] Rock dropped on shoulder, Physical evidence: Dislocated shoulder, deep cut on bicep
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The second section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 18: Beat up and strangled by John, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 19: [this listing is highlighted red,] Severe starvation and dehydration for three months, Physical evidence: Emaciation, atrophy?
Episode 20: Cut by dancer, Physical evidence: Possible scratch/laceration
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Broken femur and tibia of right leg, and unspecified break, Physical evidence: Puncture(s?) through skin on right leg
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Throat slit, Physical evidence: Laceration across throat
Episode 21: [highlighted orange,] Wolf attack, Physical evidence: Unspecified, possible bite mark
Episode 21: Moonshine poisoning, Physical evidence: None
Episode 22: [highlighted orange,] Attacked by monster, Physical evidence: Unspecified leg injury (stabbed?)
Episode 23: [highlighted red,] Uncle ear rip, Physical evidence: Missing piece of right ear
Episode 24: Thrown down hole, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 26: [highlighted red,] Beat up and furniture thrown at by Uncle, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratching, puncture wound in left arm near shoulder
Episode 27: [highlighted red,] Pierced from behind by monster, Physical evidence: Huge gash in stomach, all the way through
Episode 27 and 28: [highlighted red,] Tendril severing (twice), Physical evidence: Chunk of flesh carved out at base of skull
Episode 29: Strangled by Collins, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 31: Fell down flight of stairs, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 34: [highlighted red,] Shot by Collins with shotgun, Physical evidence: Buckshot wound in (back of?) shoulder
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Finally organized the Arthur injury/incident chart into something actually presentable! Red are for things that would definitely leave scars or other noticeable evidence, orange are too unspecified to say but could have left notable marks. [Image ID in Alt]
Yes I know John has no physical from but that won't stop me from chanting "kiss kiss kiss!" regardless
John Doe but he is a little Tamagotchi pet
arthur lester THE funniest horror protag. my guy finds himself partially possessed by an eldritch horror that wants to use him as a vessel for violence except 5 minutes in and said eldritch horror is the one trying to talk him down from murdering a man
i think it’d be really cool if the King in Yellow looked like one of those giant puppets they use in stage plays. the ones that have very obvious visible puppeteers moving them, but still seem so alive. i imagine that the main body seems to be controlled by the dancers, but the tentacles move on their own.
happy birthday, john malevolent doe
the evolution of john's reactions to arthur (almost) dying
exhibit A from episode 4: worried, but mostly put together
exhibit B from episode 9: oh, he's starting to lose it a little folks
and at last, exhibit C from episode 27: ah there it is folks, a complete WRECK of a guy
now if you'll excuse me i'll be weeping in a corner
🫰💕✨ !
so many thoughts about Arthur Lester aka the man so divinely fucked up in the head that cosmic entities that seek to kill him are immediately enchanted by how deeply fucked up he is
y'all know the "no beta" tag in ao3? like, how fandoms will make little jokes like (for example) the TMA fandom will usually do no beta we kayak like Tim
What would it be for the malevolent fandom??
...no beta we die like Faroe
I love when John bullies Arthur,, the losers <33
A collection of nicknames/names/titles Kayne has called John and Arthur:
John:
- Hastur
- King
- He Who is Not to Be Named
- Lord of Carcosa
- Your (Arthur’s) better half
- Hastur’s Heart
- This yella fella/yellow fellow
- Lovable curmudgeon (who just wants a second chance)
- Darling
- Narrator
- Fair weathered friend
- Golden Boy
- Lemon Head
- Honey
Arthur Lester:
- My love
- Artie
- The little boy from Arkham that made it so
- Kiddo
- The kid
- The Investigator from Arkham
- Our little English rose
- Canary in a coal mine