How The Different Jjk Characters Would React To You Threatening To Hit Them (affectionately Ofc)

He's never happy

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I got shenhe on my second 10 pull on that banner GUYS

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How the different jjk characters would ask you to their matric ball (south african prom but fancier bc it's only in your last year)

Gojo: goes overboard, purposefully slightly cringe. He does it at school too. He has a poster, a fat bouquet of flowers with Lindt chocolate. Even a box of condoms as a joke (not really) He makes geto film it so he can post it on tiktok and go viral (he does) he makes a playlist to play off of a jbl speaker too.

(This one specifically)

Careless whisper and that one boys to men song are the top two songs. He also makes a song and sings it loudly and obnoxiously. For the rest of the day he's trailing behind you holding everything he got you as punishment for embarrassing you. He's humming careless whisper for the rest of the day too.

Geto: He's more subtle. He gets your favourite flowers and sweets. He doesn't do it at school he shows up to your house when he KNOWS you'll be cute so you can take pictures.

Nanami: flowers, chocolates, card, the whole nine yards. He plans the night too. Takes you out to formally ask you at your favourite restaurant. He also gives you a necklace to wear with your dress (he already knows the style you want of course)

Toji: passes a note to you in class and asks you. When you say no he waits by your locker to ask you. When you say no again he FINALLY buys some flowers to ask you.

Choso: He's sweet, similar to geto he asks you in private. He's super nervous, so you can tell he wants to ask you something. He has your favourite book or manga and a card that he shoves in your hands while quickly asking you if you'll be his date to the MD, but it's okay if you say no. You two are the ones that end up a couple after MD (and the only truly cute couple)

Sukuna: does not ask you. Shows up to your house with a nice car. You wonder how he got your exact dress colour to match the hankerchief in his breastpocket.

Shoko: She's nonchalant. She wasn't even planning on going until you kept hinting and hinting (no subtlety at all). Then she started asking about your dress colours and plans so she could work out her own. Then one morning you opened your locker to a card and a singular rose asking you officially and apologising for not realising you meant as dates for the longest time. (Oblivious lesbian shoko is MY CANON)

Yuki: Said you're her date from grade 8. And she meant it. Except she didn't think you'd be going as dates and not as friends. (YEARNER YUKI) Does the whole nine yards. Flowers, chocolates,sweets, and cutesy teddy bear, she makes a big fat deal of it.

The 20-seconds that penelope sings in the epic musical, then the orchestral after makes me so emotional I genuinely started crying the first time I heard it. (It was a starfire x nightwing edit, been a shipper since DAY 1)

You can hear the emotions you can feel the yearning. The way she's affirming to him that she will fall for every version of him that exists and will exist. She does not care who he's become. He is still hers after all these years.

I swear the past 6 months has just been me having tragic and bittersweet ships.

This is the little Ekko/Jinx moment that's been sticking with me:

Because on first watch, I expected this was going to be something negative. Ekko trying to defend why he'd been so hostile to Powder. 'You're not the kind of person who helps... because you destroy things,' or something to that effect.

But no.

oh

What a way to look at Jinx?? Even with everything she's done... He looks at this well-adjusted, 'ideal' Powder, and still thinks she's missing something that his Jinx has. The Powder that he knew was so determined to make something that mattered... it's a Powder who's content to play second-fiddle to the people around her, a Powder that settles that feels off to him.

And that ties into why he can't stay here. Our Ekko isn't the kind of person who settles either.

I think beabadobee loaded the song Charlie Brown with crack ngl

JJK hospital AU bc I started watching Greys anatomy bc my mom got me invested.

I'll be using the American medical system bc my own country won't come up when I google it. And uhhh if I get anything wrong lmk.

Yuji, Nobara and Megumi are all 1st year interns at a teaching hospital.

They all rotate under different residents.

Yuji will go into pediatric surgery.

Nobara will go into obstetrics and gynecology.

Megumi will originally just aim to be a general surgeon until he talks with gojo, and then he'll look into cardiothoraic surgery and neurosurgery ( I can't decide which he'd choose)

Panda, Maki and Inumaki are residents.

Panda is a general surgeon

Maki is a cardiothoracic surgeon

Inumaki is a pediatric surgeon or goes into otolaryngology (ear, nose, and throat doctor)

The rest are all attendings

Gojo is a neurosurgeon

Geto is a cardiothoracic surgeon

Shoko is an obstetrics and gynecologist (and will eventually be Chief of Surgery at the hospital)

Utahime works in general surgery.

Nanami is a pediatric surgeon (inspires yuji)

Mei Mei ( YUCK) is 100% a plastic surgeon because it makes her the most money the easiest. ( don't compare her to mark Sloan please he's better than her)

Randoms:

Ozawa ( I think that's how you spell her name ) is a pediatric doctor not a surgeon.

Todo is a neurologist.

Mahito would either be an oncologist bc he's a cancer or would work in urology

Idk what kind of doctor Sukuna would be

I've become so damn insufferable on the way to school this morning I played defying gravity and was singing along. My poor mother had to deal with that at 7:30 in the morning.

In my defense, I needed mental preparation for my first day back

I was listening to The first time in forever reprise, and it struck me how much Elsa and Anna reminded me of Vi and Jinx.

Turns out I've loved angsty sister relationships since I was a kid.

Jason likes fucking around on his bike. It got to a point where people knew he'd be coming by a specific sound.

And dick being the annoying older brother he is decided to copy him to Jason's Dismay

Like yk the picture I couldn't find it.

And obviously that annoys jason to no end bc ofc his dorky older brother is stealing the cool shit he does.