Jujutsu Kaisen Hcs - Blog Posts
How the different jjk characters would ask you to their matric ball (south african prom but fancier bc it's only in your last year)
Gojo: goes overboard, purposefully slightly cringe. He does it at school too. He has a poster, a fat bouquet of flowers with Lindt chocolate. Even a box of condoms as a joke (not really) He makes geto film it so he can post it on tiktok and go viral (he does) he makes a playlist to play off of a jbl speaker too.
(This one specifically)
Careless whisper and that one boys to men song are the top two songs. He also makes a song and sings it loudly and obnoxiously. For the rest of the day he's trailing behind you holding everything he got you as punishment for embarrassing you. He's humming careless whisper for the rest of the day too.
Geto: He's more subtle. He gets your favourite flowers and sweets. He doesn't do it at school he shows up to your house when he KNOWS you'll be cute so you can take pictures.
Nanami: flowers, chocolates, card, the whole nine yards. He plans the night too. Takes you out to formally ask you at your favourite restaurant. He also gives you a necklace to wear with your dress (he already knows the style you want of course)
Toji: passes a note to you in class and asks you. When you say no he waits by your locker to ask you. When you say no again he FINALLY buys some flowers to ask you.
Choso: He's sweet, similar to geto he asks you in private. He's super nervous, so you can tell he wants to ask you something. He has your favourite book or manga and a card that he shoves in your hands while quickly asking you if you'll be his date to the MD, but it's okay if you say no. You two are the ones that end up a couple after MD (and the only truly cute couple)
Sukuna: does not ask you. Shows up to your house with a nice car. You wonder how he got your exact dress colour to match the hankerchief in his breastpocket.
Shoko: She's nonchalant. She wasn't even planning on going until you kept hinting and hinting (no subtlety at all). Then she started asking about your dress colours and plans so she could work out her own. Then one morning you opened your locker to a card and a singular rose asking you officially and apologising for not realising you meant as dates for the longest time. (Oblivious lesbian shoko is MY CANON)
Yuki: Said you're her date from grade 8. And she meant it. Except she didn't think you'd be going as dates and not as friends. (YEARNER YUKI) Does the whole nine yards. Flowers, chocolates,sweets, and cutesy teddy bear, she makes a big fat deal of it.
How the different jjk characters would react to you threatening to hit them (affectionately ofc)
Gojo: "don't threaten me with a good time"
Geto: side eyes you and calls you a worthless monkey.
Nanami: walks away bc he doesn't have the time to entertain your bullshit he's employed.
Shoko: would slap you back
Toji: "dont make threats you cant keep woman" but he would stop whatever he's doing bc this is your house and he cant risk being kicked out. (He wouldn't easily find someone else as mentally fucked as you to let him stay rent free)
Choso: would lowk start yapping abt you being similar to yujis very close personal friend megumi.
Sukuna: would set you on fire
Mahito: would turn you into a ping pong ball to use when playing against Kenjaku
Can you tell I made this bc I was inspired by gojo the freak.
Gojo would love doechii.
He'd love Denial is a river, Boom Bap and Slide. And then he'd listen to more of her songs and be obsessed with Stressed (the colours show version specifically) and crazy.
I love how the entire fan base agrees gojo would be chronically online.
I know for a fact that boy refers to nanami as his pookie at some point so nanami ignores him for 2 weeks.
why am I so correct when drunk
Jjk characters as Christmas movies/ Christmas movie characters. (this may be off I may have been drinking a little it's festive.)
Gojo would be the brother Ben from The Family Stone.
Yuji would be Kevin from home alone or Elf (I LOVE ELF GUYS)
mahito and kenjaku would be the robbers from home alone (that one juju stroll wirh jogos head is inspiring this)
Geto is Meredith from The Family Stone. (watch the movie and you'll see why)
Megumi would be scrooge mcduck from the animated Disney one (not animated Mickey mouse Disney one)
Nobara would be barabje from the barbie retelling of scrooge bc she's cunt and nobara is cunt
Yuta would be the Santa Clause bc I DONT LIKE HIM AND I DONT LIKE THAT MOVIE
Uhhh Inumaki would be a 1920s silent christmas film (im. funny laugh)
Nanami would be the Die hard guy Bruce Willis
that's all I can think of MERRU CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS