Absolutely Nothing Beats Valentine's Parenting Strategy Of "this Is My Good Son Who I Keep In The House

yall.... i was checking the my book stats for qoaad on libby (dont ask, i was bored.)

now, i havent yet borrowed the book. ive got it on reserve, ive been waiting for 2 weeks, im first in line

so i look at the stats. and idk if this is a glitch, or if ive just read the sample way too many times for it to be healthy, but...

my stats say i have read that book for 1h 5min.

1h. 5min. and ive only had access to the sample.

1h 5min of reading one or two chapters.

WHAT THE FLIP, ME???

Klance as the Binary Star

(klance 2025!)

Here's a drive link if you want to set it up as a wallpaper!

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The Earth.

Quick Etho sketch

Trying to un kakashi him a little but he just keeps on being kakashi lmao

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE MEMORIESSSSSS

I see what you did there, @cassandraclare.

the sun, the stars, the moon, mars, earth

i KNEW tian was going to betray them. he was being too quiet!

im just so sad that one of jems relatives is a traitor :(

also, always find it surreal when i see ppl talk abt cc's books and, yk, not being crazy abt them. like, what. what. r we talking abt the same books rn???

ppl being normal abt tsc is so wild. how r u not obsessed w it? how have u not hunted down every detail abt it? read every book u can? (yes, all 17 (released) novels and 6 companion books). memorised every single piece of info abt a series that isnt even out yet?

being a fan of a normal author who is not Cassandra Clare must be so boring. like you follow their insta where they post the singular commission of their main characters they made as promo for a book that comes out in a month. you hear down the grapevine that they teased a new book at an event so you know to look out for it to preorder. after finishing a trilogy you hope that maybe they will write a short story follow up or have them briefly appear in a future spin off. and then you move on with your life and pick up the next book. it's like a different world.

yall... i reserved both sword catcher and ragpicker king in my library's libby app... guess what the waiting time is?

for sword catcher, 6 weeks. there are FOUR COPIES. i am one of 11 waiting. i am dead last.

and for ragpicker king? AND FOR RAGPICKER KING???

I AM ONE OF 21 PEOPLE WAITING. THERE IS A 20 WEEK WAIT TIME. I AM SECOND TO LAST ON THE LIST

BY THE TIME I READ RAGPICKER KING, IM GONNA BE IN A RETIREMENT HOME. IM GONNA BE 6FT UNDER, AND MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE TO READ IT IN MY HONOR. THEYLL PASS MY PHONE DOWN GENERATION AFTER GENERATION, UNTIL FINALLY, THE WAIT TIME IS OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS LATER, AND MY DESCENDANTS WILL READ IT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE SUN EXPLODE AND WIPE US ALL OUT

NO, ACTUALLY, THEY WONT. CAUSE THE SUN WILL EXPLODE BEFORE THE WAIT TIME IS OVER

HELLO???

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