I’m Literally On Thr Verge Of Tears

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

Happy new year, weird to think it’s 2014

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

second night in a row of trading my sleep for v1 fishing drawings

i'm not all that sentimental of a person (why would i travel to see things when google images exists) but i do believe looking up at the sky and seeing this firsthand could fix me

modern empath crisis of faith

10/10 dad joke

New thing since my last one was deleted.

when the jazz has elements of rock n roll