Hello, Bob-[Bob Beloved]-questions-having-anon back with another Bob [Bob Beloved] question
How often, if at all, does Bob [Bob Beloved] involve himself with human culture? Movies, books, malls, does he even have a job or a human residence? Without a great understanding of language or an incredibly complex range of emotions, I'm not sure how much he'd enjoy those things, but he's also not my OC, so Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Where does he sleep? Does he sleep? How does he spend his time? Are the babysitters or his mom(s) usually with him? Does he know about the Worm Killer? Am I asking too many questions-
Also, who's that big dragon and those cool bird-adjacent-looking ocs of urs??? I don't think it said their names in the posts π€ my interest has been piqued.
Alrght. Alright alright alright. Bob can't read so I don't think he'd know what the heck is going on when it comes to written media. I think he'd be interested with it but due to him not understanding it his enjoyment of it would be greatly limited. He'd like movies a lot! To him it'd probably be a lot like watching a movie in a different language without subtitles. But that's basically how he's been observing people from afar this entire time, so it'd be no different for him.
Bob is constantly interacting with human culture, after he figured out how to look human himself. Can't exactly go strolling in um. Worm. He's one of the worms that has the best grasp on human language, he's been around since they've appeared in the evolutionary timeline. He's heard a lot of crap and seen a lot of things.
Bpb can somewhat speak 'human language', but because he's heard so many languages and baby doesn't know that languages can die and that not everyone speaks the same language. So he be switching between like, ten languages, just talking to someone because he doesn't know that people tend to only know two languages on average.
Bob sleeps at the bottom of the ocean. [sniff]. As a worm they kind of, sleep float. Slowly drifting. Bob does the same thing, as a person it probably looks like sleep walking.
Bob spends his day eating and people watching. He baby. Okie? I think some time periods he just latches onto people and watch out their life spans. It's what's most fun to him. With that, he's probably the only World Eaters with a moral compass due to the sheer amount of time he spends with creatures with morality.
His babysitters are with him 24/7, they don't need to sleep so they can always keep an eye on him. They're usually the ones keeping him from eating anything that he can't eat. His moms do visit him! Just not very often and not for very long (in their time). They eat planets, they can't stay with him, because if they do there will be no solar system left for Bob to eat when he grows up.
Bob would not know about the Worm Killer, no. Even if he was told it wouldn't mean much to him, he's too young to understand what that could mean for him.
The 'big dragon' is Bayle (Named after Elden Ring boss). She's the same species as Rahuul, yada yada. She's Malice Incarnate. Basically, uh. An evil god. Hehe. A lot of them are female, not for any specific reason I just have an easier time drawing women so most of them end up as either a woman or just. Nonbinary or agender but feminine appearing.
I think I'll list off the rest of the 'gods' I've shown on this blog under cut. umu.
β That's Zyanth. She represents longing. β Xercxes. She represents tenacity/determination (heh).
β I've shown her a few times. This is Haruna, Vengence Incarnate. She has a very nasty personality and despite her looks has a very rough way of speaking (like imagine gangster speech coming from a prim and proper lady).
Haruna's 'older sister' Yoru (they're twins but Yoru keeps calling herself the older sister just to mess with Haruna). She is Temptation Incarnate. In other words. Uh. She plays with peoples emotions in order to get them to succumb to their desires.
So! Today's an eventful day!
Firstly, we got ourselves another Reacher episode.
Secondly,
Madoka Exedra came out/comes out today.
Thirdly,
The Caleb myth in Love and Deepspace.
And, last but not least,
The new Tokyo Debunker episode!
I've noticed, like, once every month or two, there's a one or two day period where pm everything updates at once lol. Pretty fun.
Just one for today.
Character belongs to @robin-writes-and-such
*falls down stairs*
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(no context just AUCHK)
Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:
Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie
"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater
The antagonist just straight up kills a child.
Gay piglin saying unalive
Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment
The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms
The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)
"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game
Old man Yaoi.
So much old man Yaoi.
Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs
"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"
Alex appearing at the end
Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply
All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.
Oh shit, just realized
New addition to the "MC of story-driven game doubles as nuclear bomb" group
LADS with the aether core
Obey Me MC needs the ring, otherwise she blows up like everything
Stelle/Caelus in HSR with the Stellaron (?) (been a while since I played that one)
Possibly TWST cuz Grim is kinda an extension of Yuu and he's sorta a ticking time bomb for overblot
And now, TDBK MC! She's basically a bioweapon with a countdown clock. When her time is up, she goes Kyklos, and might attack a ton of DA students and make THEM Kyklos, and over and over, basically Armageddon
This is absurd
JIRO. Jiro again. I got the EP 14 Jiro card after 60 pulls on this (mind you, ALT) account, I don't even KNOW how many on my main, and now.
Now. I try to pull on TAIGA'S banner. A single ten pull. For shits and giggles.
I get the little ding. The butterflies are purple. Both things that I have so far deduced mean "good".
And this MOTHERFUCKER. It's a 0.014 percent chance JIRO. You shouldn't be here JIRO. ESPECIALLY AFTER I JUST GOT YOUR LIMITED CARD TWICE, JIRO. ON DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS, BUT STILL.
I don't. I can't even.
I'm not mad. Obviously, I'm not mad, this was like not even my thirtieth pull in this account after getting his EP. 14 SSR, but bro. Just. Bro.
I mean. It's appreciated. I'm happy nonetheless. Just. Like, you aren't gonna hear me complaining about having 2 SSRs on an account I've had for like 2 weeks, or the fact that having that first Jiro SSR got me halfway through the first Mortkranken EP within those 2 weeks, this is great, my luck is through the roof, I'm just. Confused???
I'm so gonna flunk my ASL test tmrw now aren't i- MY LUCK DOESNT JUST DO THIS
PLEASESSEEEEEE I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CREATURE THAT EATS SPACE FORM WORLD EATERS
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β Anon who keeps asking about Bob & World Eaters
This mother fucker right here.
This is some. Very old art. People on my main blog have seen this already.
They don't have a proper name, I've just been calling them 'Worm Killer' for identifications sake. They're the same species as Haruna and Yoru (Abyss Child. Basically the closest thing to 'god' there is in my lore).
They hunt World Eaters for sport. Yes they do eat them, but only the worm part, the rest they use as uh. Trophies. Which they use to decorate their body. Like an assassin bug that stacks dead ants on it. But instead of camouflage it's purely for it's own ego.
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
I watched Pacific Rim about 2 days ago. Just woke up. From a dream. About Pacific Rim.
I didn't even know I liked the movie that much?
I also dreamt about mice but that's a different thing.
(pulling in Tokyo Debunker be like)
*Ding* :O
*purple butterflies* :D * O *
MOTHERFUCK- *Sounds of tables getting punched*