Lurkinin - Lurkin

Pig: omnomnomnomnom

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

Lmaooo

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

I am stronger than this

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

I hate that I know who they‘re talking about TwT

please dont torture yourself w reddit. it has some of the saddest and angriest ppl on this planet. its not worth it

but what about this