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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Pig: omnomnomnomnom

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

Lmaooo

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

Ah yeah that seems like heavy enough evidence „Into the void with her“

But srsly a friend of mine has got worse grades in her tradeschool because one of her teachers has the feeling she‘s using chat gpt, based on one of those programs that „check for AI“ showed like 70% Ai generated.

She‘s one of the most anti AI people I know fyi

Using genAI to write your essays in University should be grounds for expulsion and I'm not kidding.

Like plagiarism is already grounds for expulsion in a lot of unis why is this any different. If you use genAI to think for you that means you aren't fit for whatever career you were studying for anyway so maybe expulsion is a mercy.

"But Owl isn't that kind of overkill" listen people are bragging about how easy it is to cheat with AI and how hard it is to prove someone was using AI so if you find ONE piece of evidence that someone used it that means they've been using it in everything and everything.

Unpopular opinion, but until we find a foolproof way of proving the use of AI, expulsion seems too drastic, not because I wanna spare those that cheat in their essays (fuck em) but we should protect good students from false accusations.

This would lay the groundwork for additional discrimination against students with some fatal consequences!

Using genAI to write your essays in University should be grounds for expulsion and I'm not kidding.

Like plagiarism is already grounds for expulsion in a lot of unis why is this any different. If you use genAI to think for you that means you aren't fit for whatever career you were studying for anyway so maybe expulsion is a mercy.

"But Owl isn't that kind of overkill" listen people are bragging about how easy it is to cheat with AI and how hard it is to prove someone was using AI so if you find ONE piece of evidence that someone used it that means they've been using it in everything and everything.

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

Also Details! a dress: cute but plain

A dress but put a belt or two in the middle: getting interesting!

A dress held together by a corset: gurl ur slaying

Fuckkkk my frame might just be too masculine for cute dresses :(

Still remember when there was a picture of a blind man attempting to cross the street and one of the options was „establish eye contact“ lmao

drivers ed is like:

what should you do while driving?

a) text on your phone

b) look at the road

c) cocaine

d) hit children with your car on purpose

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

You probably get asked this a lot, but how do you draw hands? Even when I'm tracing, they look so weird 🙃

I could probably go on and on and on about hands, but here are some key points I compiled! I LOVE drawing hands, and I never hesitate to use my own as a reference

I‘m getting older 💀

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

I hate that I know who they‘re talking about TwT

please dont torture yourself w reddit. it has some of the saddest and angriest ppl on this planet. its not worth it

but what about this

my general position on public nuisance is "you should do your best not to irritate or inconvenience other people unless there's a good reason" and then litigate the "good reason" on a case by case basis. i think that's the best anyone can do. the definition of "good reason" varies wildly depending on context, your background, culture generally, what data you have as a participant or a bystander, and local laws, and all three of these things are relevant factors

for example it really does lower my level of reactive, irritable stress with my neighbors to know their names and general schedules. i don't know why but it really does bother you less if Kyle Upstairs is having a party a little too late and you can hear Bulletproof through the ceiling, as opposed to if you're on year three of living underneath some anonymous fuckhead you want to kill. it's like oh Kyle's cousin is visiting and they're just chilling out maybe they lost track of the time. this makes all the difference. as usual the best advice is to form community with the people around you no matter what, even if you are entirely self-interested it will benefit you in the end. well that's all I got

Hey, so it turns out we’ve been living with two gas leaks in our house for an unknown amount of time and we need to replace our entire furnace unit. There are people coming on Thursday to do it.

We are taking out a line of credit to get it done because for our safety we have to, but the interest is significant.

I feel like I’m asking for a miracle, but if I can sell 2000 ebooks or 500 audiobooks of Hunger Pangs through my Payhip, that would cover it. You can also gift people copies through Payhip gifting system or by donating to the donate pile so I can run giveaways.

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The water heater still needs replaced but that leak has been addressed safely and is no longer slowly killing us.

If you like what I do and want to support me in other ways I have a Patreon and a Ko-fi. (You can ignore the 18+ warning that comes up on my Patreon, they’ve had me wrongly flagged as an adult content creator for years.)

Please, I cannot stress this enough do not give money you don’t have. Even sharing this and telling people about my books is a wonderful help. I’m just trying to alleviate some of the financial strain from Mothman.

I’m going to have a lie down now in a well-ventilated space. Maybe have a soothing scream first.

Wouldn‘t the ant disintegrate from air resistance tho? How far would you have to be away from the ant launcher 2000™ it to survive the resulting shockwave?

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)