3 y/o Mikey: papa’s tea hot?
Master Splinter: yes, very hot, don’t touch it.
Mikey: me blow the tea for papa???
Master Spliter: thank you baby :) yes you may blow the tea :)
Mikey: *attempt to blow the tea *
Mikey: *half munched chicken nugget falls straight into it*
me reading in front of the class
Barley + picking up / helping Ian
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
We are truly in the upside down when teenagers act like adults and adults act like 5 year old children who don’t want to hand over something thats extremely dangerous.